2023 Hypothetical Trades: Who says no? - Win Prizes!

[PMBangers]

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[HeHateMe]

F2nd(Haw) for Chol + F3rd(GC)
F3rd(Haw) for D'Ambrosio + 50
3 + F1st(Haw) for Smith + 4 + F2nd(WB)
Brockman + 50 for 42 + 56
Kosi + 31 for 27 + 48
27 + 42 for Ginnivan + 37

 

[brutus76]

OUT - Luke Darcy
IN Marcy D'arcy (less annoying voice)

 

[Ctl]

North
In: Pick 11, Zac Fisher

16

Zac Fisher

Age

25

Ht

175cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

7.9

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.0

5star

MG

384.0

5star

D

17.0

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

384.0

5star

D

12.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

3.0

5star

Out: Picks 15, 21, 44

Carlton
In: Pick 37
Out: Zac Fisher

16

Zac Fisher

Age

25

Ht

175cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

7.9

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.0

5star

MG

384.0

5star

D

17.0

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

384.0

5star

D

12.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

3.0

5star

Suns
Out: Picks 11, 37
In: Picks 15, 21, 44

Suns gain 522 points for academy players


Then

North
In: Pick 1
Out: Picks 2, 11, 2024 Picks, 19,20

Eagles
In: Picks 2, 11, 2024 Picks, 19,20
Out: Pick 1

 

[Stamos]

North
In: Pick 11, Zac Fisher
Out: Picks 15, 21, 44

Carlton
In: Pick 37
Out: Zac Fisher

Suns
Out: Picks 11, 37
In: Picks 15, 21, 44

Suns gain 522 points for academy players


Then

North
In: Pick 1
Out: Picks 2, 11, 2024 Picks, 19,20

Eagles
In: Picks 2, 11, 2024 Picks, 19,20
Out: Pick 1

Carlton say no

 

[dogs105]

Carlton say no

They're the big winners...

 

[Stamos]

They're the big winners...

 

[FB19]

North
In: Pick 11, Zac Fisher
Out: Picks 15, 21, 44

Carlton
In: Pick 37
Out: Zac Fisher

Suns
Out: Picks 11, 37
In: Picks 15, 21, 44

Suns gain 522 points for academy players


Then

North
In: Pick 1
Out: Picks 2, 11, 2024 Picks, 19,20

Eagles
In: Picks 2, 11, 2024 Picks, 19,20
Out: Pick 1

Yep north and blues would say unders.

 

[Kreuuuzeurns]

North receive: 17 + Fisher + F2

Blues receive: 21 + PP + 44

 

[Kreuuuzeurns]

North receive: 17 + Fisher + F2

Blues receive: 21 + PP + 44

Do I win a prize for being pretty damn close? Looks like I didn’t even rate Fish highly enough.

 

[HeHateMe]

GC: Chol, 62, 66, 71 for F2nd
Rich: F2nd for Kosi, F3rd
Haw: Kosi, F3rd for Chol, 62, 66, 71

Or

GC: Chol, 62, 66, 71 for F3rd, 54
Rich: F3rd for Kosi
Haw: Kosi, 54 for Chol, 62, 66, 71

 

[brutus76]

IN
Channel 7 Chris Johnson

Chris Johnson

Age

47

Ht

180cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.7

4star

K

8.6

3star

HB

5.1

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

9.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

(AFL commentatary)
Channel 9 Larry Emdur (resurrecting THE PRICE IS RIGHT), Rove McManus (resurrecting MIDDAY and taking over Millionaire)
Channel 10 Stan Grant (his own current affairs/political show) Brian Taylor (will host various sports style shows like WIPEOUT AUSTRALIA and will be involved in the revived GLADIATORS show with Beau Ryan and Liz Ellis)

OUT
Channel 7 Daryl Somers, Brian Taylor, Kochie (salary dumps)
Channel 9 Tara Brown, Eddie McGuire (gets into politics and the Labor Party)
Channel 10 Julia Morris (annoying as ****)

 

[ArdentEagle]

IN
Channel 7 Chris Johnson (AFL commentatary)
Channel 9 Larry Emdur (resurrecting THE PRICE IS RIGHT), Rove McManus (resurrecting MIDDAY and taking over Millionaire)
Channel 10 Stan Grant (his own current affairs/political show) Brian Taylor (will host various sports style shows like WIPEOUT AUSTRALIA and will be involved in the revived GLADIATORS show with Beau Ryan and Liz Ellis)

OUT
Channel 7 Daryl Somers, Brian Taylor, Kochie (salary dumps)
Channel 9 Tara Brown, Eddie McGuire (gets into politics and the Labor Party)
Channel 10 Julia Morris (annoying as ****)

Bring back Dennis and Bruce and you'll get my vote mate.

 

[Kanye West]

Freo 2 future firsts (FD & PA) and a 2nd (FD) for pick 2 from North!

Bid on Jed Walter at 2, draft Dan Curtin at 3

 

[Joao]

Freo 2 future firsts (FD & PA) and a 2nd (FD) for pick 2 from North!

Bid on Jed Walter at 2, draft Dan Curtin at 3

He's gun and all but I can't think of a position/s we need less than the two he most commonly plays.

And North say no.

 

[HeHateMe]

Hawks Mega trade
Haw: Kosi, 33, 63, F2nd, F4th for Ginnivan, Chol, Gunston, 38, F3rd(Coll)
Rich: F3rd, 50 for Kosi, 63
Coll: Ginnivan, F3rd for F2nd(Haw), 50
GC: Chol, 38 for 33, F3rd(Rich)
Bris: Gunston for F4th(Haw)

Who says No?

= Hawthorn, = Richmond, = Collingwood, = Gold Coast, = Brisbane, = best hypothetical yet.

 

[Vindicater]

31, 35 and a future third to GWS for 16.

 

[eth-dog]

31, 35 and a future third to GWS for 16.

We traded our F3 to get 35

 

[Mop]

Outs -->

WC - 01, 37, 58, F2
North - 02, 03, 15 18
Melbourne 06,11, F1
Gold Coast, 32

In
WC - 2, 6, 32, 36
North, 1, 11, MF1 (hypothetically 14), WCF2 (hypothetically 19)
Melbourne, 3, 15, 18
GC, 37, 58

How this works

WC get 2 from North, 6 from Melbourne who North traded 3 for in conjunction with 11 as well as GC's 23 and 36
North get 1 and 11 and Melbourne's F1 plus WC's F2
Melbourne get 3,15, 18
Gold Coast get WC's 37 and 58 for 32


This trade sucks. I hate it for everyone except GC but they're bit part players.

 

[Lana]

Geelong
In 39, 51, 54
Out 25, 76

Brisbane
In 25, 76
Out 39, 51, 54

 

[FB19]

Geelong
In 39, 51, 54
Out 25, 76

Brisbane
In 25, 76
Out 39, 51, 54

If Brisbane just want to get up the order and won’t use the later picks it’s works. Good deal for the cats would be hoping to live trade one for something future I am sure. 25 becomes 30 after bid matches for suns Croft and McCabe. 39 becomes 37 and 51,54 come in about 6 spots approx so 30 and a pick that’s comes into about 60 for 37,45,48 cats surely do that deal all day long.

 

[Vindicater]

Freo 2 future firsts (FD & PA) and a 2nd (FD) for pick 2 from North!

Bid on Jed Walter at 2, draft Dan Curtin at 3

This would have been an okay deal.