Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Pappagallo]

Was watching Heston's show last night with a mate. Heston was doing some s**t with venison. My mate, she mentions she'd like to use venison for a Chirstmas meal. I said to her it'd be expensive. She asked "really?" I replied "Yeah, of course. Venison is dear."

She didn't get it.

Did she look at you like a deer in the headlights?

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

Did she look at you like a deer in the headlights?

Well, it was more of a 'you've just said the same thing twice pretty much, Quadgeddoncross' look. She did see my half-smirk look and probably knew there was a joke in there somewhere but she couldn't be bothered. So I let out a 'C'MON!!' that Hewitt would be proud of and explained it to her in simple terms.

 

[raman]

You should've said "deer" instead of "dear", to make it more obvious.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

You should've said "deer" instead of "dear", to make it more obvious.

Thanks, she understands now.

 

[It Just Is]

The day I watch a cooking show with a girl who I call 'mate' is the day I castrate myself.

Or divorce my wife of 30 years.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

It's sort of like calling Tony Abbott a political campaigner. You don't know whether I'm saying political campaigner or political campaigner.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

The day I watch a cooking show with a girl who I call mate is the day I castrate myself.

Or divorce my wife of 30 years.

I opted for 'mate' over 'toke buddy with benefits' because I figured it would detract from the intention of my post.

 

[I Dont Care]

The day I watch a cooking show with a girl who I call 'mate' is the day I castrate myself.

Or divorce my wife of 30 years.

You don't mate with them?

 

[Portia]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You posted that 847 pages ago?

 

[Portia]

You posted that 847 pages ago?

Untrue

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

You posted that 847 pages ago?

This is a lie.

Untrue

Can confirm. Went through all your posts in this thread that had youtube videos attached* so I could get the exact page number. Most of the videos were ironically posted Ween videos, posting Radiohead because a poster didn't like them, and a bunch of songs with rain in the title.

*It's not that creepy. I just searched '[media]' in the search bar, posted by member Portia, 'in this thread only'.

 

[Portia]

"Its not that creepy, I just stood in the rain for ten hours staring at her bedroom window, its simple really, anyone can do it."

 

[raman]

"Its not that creepy, I just stood in the rain for ten hours staring at her bedroom window, its simple really, anyone can do it."

"I was playing Peter Gabriel for a while but, suffice it to say, rain and boomboxes don't mix"

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

Oh yeah, also found the Gnocchi is potatoes not pastas video.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

"Its not that creepy, I just stood in the rain for ten hours staring at her bedroom window, its simple really, anyone can do it."

The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too.
She began running so I ran too.
She screamed so I screamed as well.

I never even saw what we were running from.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

 

[Portia]

You really should credit some of those jokes.

 

[manureid]

You really should credit some of those jokes.

Graham Kennedy?

 

[raman]

Graham Kennedy?

Pliny the Elder

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

You really should credit some of those jokes.

I unashamedly googled "stalker jokes" and pastad whatever came.

 

[Portia]

You don't seem to have much shame.

Eddie Dingle has taught you well.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

"I was playing Peter Gabriel for a while but, suffice it to say, rain and boomboxes don't mix"

"Shock The Monkey"

 

[tribey]

Oh yeah, also found the Gnocchi is potatoes not pastas video.

Man I loved that show. Should really get the DVD's as I've always planned.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Untrue

It was a question not a statement.

This is a lie.

As above stalker boy.