Western Region Football League Team (Part 2)

[table tennis]

Yeah I'm tipping a scandal. The Paparazzi will release photographs of the Pope wearing bondage leathers, a spiked choker and bondage ball firmly placed in his gob! And it's all DaVinci's fault!

Stuff the footy talk this is way more funnier

 

[BEAZER]

Is that the Village People I hear playing in the background?

Hmm...perhaps we can get the WRFL rep team back in action. Will need to advertise and promote heavily. Considering the topic of conversation at the moment I reckon the slogan "THEY WANT YOU!" will work well. A few of the Western Region stars on a commercial singing THEY WANT YOU! THEY WANT YOU! THEY WANT YOU AS A NEW RECRUIT! The song will be released to raise funds. It will be called "In the Rep Squad". Sing to the tune of the timeless classic, In the Navy.

Right, who's gonna be the Indian, Construction Worker, Bikie (I think Beazer has got that one due to the leathers) the Commando, the Cowboy and the Cop? haha! errrgggghhhh!

Count Crackers in for the cowboy. Thats how he dresses most Sat nights.

 

[vicki3013]

Count Crackers in for the cowboy. Thats how he dresses most Sat nights.

i'll be the band mole

 

[BEAZER]

i'll be the band mole

Got a flute? American Pie style.

 

[Astro5]

Wouldnt find a pair to get around my a#se otherwise I probably would.

they have g banger leathers these days the size of your arse wont matter

 

[vicki3013]

Got a flute? American Pie style.

actually have 2 of them so can be a duet.

 

[vicki3013]

gee hasnt this weeks post been alot better then last weeks.

 

[colbol35]

actually have 2 of them so can be a duet.

we are a chance here cammo....get to work on this one

 

[LeoRules]

Now there is an accurate statement, i have been at the club since 1985 ,23 years and love it more every year, although i did have a few years away.I will be at colts til i die.
One day i will be sacked as coach but i will just help out in some other way.....coaching the juniors maybe or head trainer.... as long as i can stay involved in some way i will be happy. A great club with amazing people.

It's great to see that some people are still so passionate about ther club
it is the greatest place to be if you really enjoy it ... I could have lived at my club 7 days a week... hope you and colts are around for a very long time... enjoy it it goes so fast....

 

[StevieGerrard]

The local youths offer a one stop shop with the graffitti. by the time the train pulls in to the station and by the time it pulls out, every carriage will be painted a different colour. State government to offer patrons who travel in a same coloured carriage in the same week, free travel.
Also every seat to have the fabric slashed at intervals. Wyndhamvale and Newport stations.

Your kidding yourself table tennis, you have proably never even been to wyndhamvale you eastern suburbs toff....by the way the new train station is bypassing wyndhamvale and going straight to manor lakes.

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

Count Crackers in for the cowboy. Thats how he dresses most Sat nights.

Ok, so we have a Bikie in Beazer, a cowboy in Krackers and looking for a role for Rock since he is an advocate of Rep teams. Sorry Rock, can't get out of it. haha!

The Western Suburban People would be a better go. So new characters could be:

A Yobbo. Flanni shirt, Moccos, acid wash jeans and a mullet.
A Taxi Driver. Standard uniform, turbin optional.
Stolen Goods Dealer. Adidas trackies, gold chains, huge sunnies, 3 day growth.

Please add to the list so that the Rep Team may grow!

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

It's great to see that some people are still so passionate about ther club
it is the greatest place to be if you really enjoy it ... I could have lived at my club 7 days a week... hope you and colts are around for a very long time... enjoy it it goes so fast....

Yep, have very fond memories of footy clubs and the friends made, usually for life. Great time in my life. Miss the monthly p@#s ups but miss playing the most.

 

[DaVinci]

Yep, have very fond memories of footy clubs and the friends made, usually for life. Great time in my life. Miss the monthly p@#s ups but miss playing the most.

I'm that obsessed with my club that even though i'm not playing this year i went down just to have a social shower with the boys, always better showering with 6!

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

I'm that obsessed with my club that even though i'm not playing this year i went down just to have a social shower with the boys, always better showering with 6![/quote

That's it, DaVinci is the Construction Worker! haha

 

[table tennis]

Your kidding yourself table tennis, you have proably never even been to wyndhamvale you eastern suburbs toff....by the way the new train station is bypassing wyndhamvale and going straight to manor lakes.

Mate I pass through Manor Lakes to get a quick respray of my car.

Why dont you go down and save your old club from merging with Anakie.

Wyndhamvale is a hole, always has been... always will be!

And Stevie Gerard, I am thinking of opening a recycling plant out that way, get you guys to recycle your paint cans and painted plastic bags. I will make a fortune!

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

Mate I pass through Manor Lakes to get a quick respray of my car.

Why dont you go down and save your old club from merging with Anakie.

Wyndhamvale is a hole, always has been... always will be!

And Stevie Gerard, I am thinking of opening a recycling plant out that way, get you guys to recycle your paint cans and painted plastic bags. I will make a fortune!

Pretty hard to pass through Wyndhamvale.........when your car hasn't got any wheels!

 

[vicki3013]

spotty going for all out attack this week ive heard simmo up into the 1s massive forward line

 

[BEAZER]

Yep, have very fond memories of footy clubs and the friends made, usually for life. Great time in my life. Miss the monthly p@#s ups but miss playing the most.

Monthly p#ss ups? You must have had a mrs your whole career.

 

[secure38]

Hey Rock/Obe any chance of resting 40-50 players this week? ha ha Nice Dimmies at the colts. With the dimmies and the quality cordial at Yarra should be a great day. Apparently there is a game on as well??

 

[BEAZER]

Pretty hard to pass through Wyndhamvale.........when your car hasn't got any wheels!

The Flintstones coped.

As for the Construction worker Davinci, thats right up his alley.

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

Monthly p#ss ups? You must have had a mrs your whole career.

haha...nah. The club would only put on a function once a month. Should have elaborated somewhat.

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

The Flintstones coped.

As for the Construction worker Davinci, thats right up his alley.

Look out for the next fancy dress do at Spotty, porno mo's and leather all-round!

 

[ROCK07]

spotty going for all out attack this week ive heard simmo up into the 1s massive forward line

Good player and deserves to be in the side, although crackers won't be happy less goals for him and ray also may be a little dissapointed getting sent back to the back line. Thought ray was good up fwd in the first half last week.

 

[vicki3013]

Look out for the next fancy dress do at Spotty, porno mo's and leather all-round!

maybe Mr Spotswood act

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

Good player and deserves to be in the side, although crackers won't be happy less goals for him and ray also may be a little dissapointed getting sent back to the back line. Thought ray was good up fwd in the first half last week.

You could almost play simmo as an attacking wingman as well. Plays tall but isn't too shabby at ground level either. Wonder who got dropped to make way for him?