Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)

[hazard]

boydshow sending Benwah83 to Cockburn's Hague

Benwah83 had told me who to vote for each round but not to tell anyone about it. I'm guessing he didn't vote for me, I reckon Dapper was the only chopsticks turncoat.

 

[db swannie]

jury question

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

Hello db bennie

 

[Stronzo]

Jury question

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip
in the dip da dip da dip?

 

[bontshow]

boydshow sending Benwah83 to Cockburn's Hague

Benwah83 had told me who to vote for each round but not to tell anyone about it. I'm guessing he didn't vote for me, I reckon Dapper was the only chopsticks turncoat.

Now that we're in post mortem mode, I have to confess myself I could have saved you the round you were voted out. I knew you were talking to Benwah and he had the idol, though I wasn't sure whether he would want to give it to you and I didn't know you had the hidden one yourself. If I had given you the heads up, Toot would have been voted out instead. K4E was trying to split the vote between the 4 Chopsticks voting for Toot and K4E, Misty, Duritz & Dinsdale voting for you, in case one of you had the idol. Stronzo & Toot voted for you as well and it was all over. I was close to saying something as it seemed like you helped me out a few times, but I wasn't sure where your loyalties were based on the vote counts at earlier tribal councils

I felt so guilty when you told me where the hidden idol was after you got voted out

 

[Dinsdale]

Hello db bennie

LOLs, I have 3 bennies but thats not one of them ScoobyDoo...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Jury Question#
Benwah83

Town Crier, I would like to ask you a few questions.

One, where's the fife?

Two, give me the fife.

DapperJong
Which AFL personality, player or journalist would make the best president/dictator of a country (you may name one, also why you picked that country if you want) and why?

 

[Morganashlee]

lol what a farce this has become ... since the next question might involve reciting times tables I am joining in.

Q. What move did you make to get here? What were the pivotal decisions that got you to the final?

 

[DapperJong]

I'm gonna answer everyone's question, jury or not.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'm gonna answer everyone's question, jury or not.

You're not at The Hague answering to human rights abuses, you don't have to answer everything, feel free to ignore mine anyway.

 

[Dinsdale]

lol what a farce this has become ... since the next question might involve reciting times tables I am joining in.

Q. What move did you make to get here? What were the pivotal decisions that got you to the final?

It seems like a farce yes, but the answers that the last two come up with with have little to no bearing on the Jury votes...well not mine anyway, I'll be basing mione on overall competition behaviour and challenge results...

 

[DapperJong]

You're not at The Hague answering to human rights abuses, you don't have to answer everything, feel free to ignore mine anyway.

I like this Q and A stuff

 

[hazard]

I felt so guilty when you told me where the hidden idol was after you got voted out

Heh, if you had told me, I could have stopped you from getting voted out a few rounds later.

 

[JoseMourinho]

lol what a farce this has become ... since the next question might involve reciting times tables I am joining in.

Q. What move did you make to get here? What were the pivotal decisions that got you to the final?

Morgs,

What is 1 x 1?

 

[NTTAWWT]

lol what a farce this has become ... since the next question might involve reciting times tables I am joining in.

Q. What move did you make to get here? What were the pivotal decisions that got you to the final?

Are you helping Northern Lights with his homework again?

 

[NTTAWWT]

Morgs,

What is 1 x 1?

We aren't all apart of MENSA like Boydshit and Boganashlee, probably explains why they get along so well.

 

[bontshow]

Heh, if you had told me, I could have stopped you from getting voted out a few rounds later.

I couldn't do it to K4E. Did you vote for me at all? I had 9 votes against me in the tiebreak

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I couldn't do it to K4E. Did you vote for me at all? I had 9 votes against me in the tiebreak

Wait, bathwater dogs and lol norf posters shouldn't be getting along.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Time to ship K4eva and Boydogs

 

[Dinsdale]

Time to ship K4eva and Boydogs

Boy4Eva or KangaDogs?

 

[hazard]

I couldn't do it to K4E. Did you vote for me at all? I had 9 votes against me in the tiebreak

Nope.

I voted for Jose, Bosk, allikat, chappy, and toottoot.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Nope.

I voted for Jose, Bosk, allikat, chappy, and toottoot.

The team really wanted Jose gone.

 

[JoseMourinho]

The team really wanted Jose gone.

Like I was even threatening at all

 

[DapperJong]

and like he was actually gonna leave

jks love ya jose

 

[A Cut Above]

Nope.

I voted for Jose, Bosk, allikat, chappy, and toottoot.

 

[JoseMourinho]

and like he was actually gonna leave

jks love ya jose

You can vote the Jose out of survivor but you can't keep the survivor out of Jose!