Mega Thread Things that s**t me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[akkaps]

Sounds like an egotistical/ narcissistic douche...Who the **** throws a birthday party for himself?

It's his 21st.

 

[raskolnikov]

When I go to an understaffed On the Run (servo) and I'm stuck waiting to pay for my petrol/cigs because the one employee is stuck making coffee for some moron.

Seriously, who the **** needs a latte when they're driving somewhere? What kind of uncultured **** orders a coffee from a petrol station?

I can understand if you're on a fishing trip and you're having your hourly stop over or something, but these idiots are clearly on the way home from work or some such. And this is in ADELAIDE. I can guarantee these tools are 5-20 minutes away from where they gotta be.

MAKE A COFFEE WHEN YOU GET HOME AND LET ME PAY AND MOVE ON! FFS.

/rant

Why would you buy cigarettes from a servo? About a 20% markup from supermarkets.

 

[Runnin Blue]

Why would you buy cigarettes from a servo? About a 20% markup from supermarkets.

Not On the Run. They're same as Woolies (prices).

 

[Quivorir]

but little does he know I'm going to bail on them and hang out with people I invited.

 

[Gough]

Whatever happened to a jolly old piss up and a disco for a 21st? This sounds like hard work.

 

[Shell]

Whatever happened to a jolly old piss up and a disco for a 21st? This sounds like hard work.

I went out to dinner + a club. And also had a family BBQ the following weekend.

 

[craigos]

akkaps how does one go about getting an invite to one of these Indian parties? I always thought they looked like fun.
Before you answer that, do they serve booze? If not, I'm out.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Jesus christ is this party problem still going on??

Tbh he sounds like a complete knob
I'd tell him the friendship status has been revoked

 

[akkaps]

akkaps how does one go about getting an invite to one of these Indian parties? I always thought they looked like fun.
Before you answer that, do they serve booze? If not, I'm out.

Saturday will not have booze, as it's linked to a religious holiday. But there are others events that have heaps of booze

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

When I had my 21st themed parties were all the rage. Sounds very daggy now but we loved it back then

 

[Shell]

When I had my 21st themed parties were all the rage. Sounds very daggy now but we loved it back then

What was your theme?

 

[the_interloper]

Pointed out the black eye I received to a woman at the gym, it was from a headbutt from my 2 year old. This was meant to just elicit a laugh and "ah kids hey" but it turned into a discussion (rather instruction) on how I should be raising him. * me, this bird has one kid just like me but apparently knows it all.

Oh and I didn't ask for advice just to confirm, this was unsolicited.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

What was your theme?

Mine was the 1920s. I had a thing about that period at the time. All the girls enjoyed dressing up and it was easy for the guys (although a few got creative, had a gangster Al Capone style and a 1920s tennis player).

 

[iluvparis]

Pointed out the black eye I received to a woman at the gym, it was from a headbutt from my 2 year old. This was meant to just elicit a laugh and "ah kids hey" but it turned into a discussion (rather instruction) on how I should be raising him. **** me, this bird has one kid just like me but apparently knows it all.

Oh and I didn't ask for advice just to confirm, this was unsolicited.

You still boned her though right?

 

[The Lemon]

work.

thrown under the bus on the bridge and now i fell into the river and can't swim

 

[Plugger35]

Mine was the 1920s. I had a thing about that period at the time. All the girls enjoyed dressing up and it was easy for the guys (although a few got creative, had a gangster Al Capone style and a 1920s tennis player).

I would have come as a person from the Great Depression era and pretended to be broke so I could steal everyone else's booze.

 

[GPW1]

Pointed out the black eye I received to a woman at the gym, it was from a headbutt from my 2 year old. This was meant to just elicit a laugh and "ah kids hey" but it turned into a discussion (rather instruction) on how I should be raising him. **** me, this bird has one kid just like me but apparently knows it all.

Oh and I didn't ask for advice just to confirm, this was unsolicited.

Should got your kid to deliver her a Glasgow kiss.

 

[Shell]

lol the_interloper getting his ass kicked by a 2 year old

 

[the_interloper]

You still boned her though right?

Probably would, but she wouldn't be a keeper, painful as * tbh.

Should got your kid to deliver her a Glasgow kiss.

Good advice is good.

lol the_interloper getting his ass kicked by a 2 year old

Yeah and my missus reckons it's "mean" and "child abuse" if I retaliate, pretty ****ed I reckon.

 

[Jade]

People that tell me I don't know what I'm missing out on by not having kids.

* that, do you know what YOU are missing out on? I'll take my free weekends, disposable income, travel and spare time over your ugly *in kid and never ending life of misery.

 

[GreyCrow]

People that tell me I don't know what I'm missing out on by not having kids.

**** that, do you know what YOU are missing out on? I'll take my free weekends, disposable income, travel and spare time over your ugly ****in kid and never ending life of misery.

What gym do you go to?

 

[Jade]

What gym do you go to?

The Richmond Club.

 

[the_interloper]

People that tell me I don't know what I'm missing out on by not having kids.

**** that, do you know what YOU are missing out on? I'll take my free weekends, disposable income, travel and spare time over your ugly ****in kid and never ending life of misery.

Oh yeah, and I think everyone with kids would be lying if they didn't wish for the kidless days occasionally. Especially when the little campaigners headbutt you.

 

[Damon_3388]

Not On the Run. They're same as Woolies (prices).

Not with everything else they're not.

 

[Gralin]

People that tell me I don't know what I'm missing out on by not having kids.

**** that, do you know what YOU are missing out on? I'll take my free weekends, disposable income, travel and spare time over your ugly ****in kid and never ending life of misery.

Don't call my kid ugly