Official Match Thread S29 Round 4 - Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC @ Van Cortlandt Park

[fumbler]

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That’s not a banana lounge idiot.

How are you supposed to lay back in beautiful fluorescent brilliance and think of Kuta on that BCF piece of s**t?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

That’s not a banana lounge idiot.

How are you supposed to lay back in beautiful fluorescent brilliance and think of Kuta on that BCF piece of s**t?

 

[fumbler]

That kid should get a job and stop being a burden on society and expecting the Australian Cricket team to pick him.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hello Warriors. Nice to meet you. Do you have any half decent rookies on your team? I keep on hearing about some guy called Samoa Roberts.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That’s not a banana lounge idiot.

How are you supposed to lay back in beautiful fluorescent brilliance and think of Kuta on that BCF piece of s**t?

Anything’s a banana lounge if you’re drunk enough

 

[fumbler]

Anything’s a banana lounge if you’re drunk enough

That’s called the gutter my friend.

You’ve never felt heaven until you lay naked on that plastic jelly stuff in 40 degree heat.

 

[RelaxMax]

That’s called the gutter my friend.

You’ve never felt heaven until you lay naked on that plastic jelly stuff in 40 degree heat.

Well at least until you have to peel yourself off

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hello Warriors. Nice to meet you. Do you have any half decent rookies on your team? I keep on hearing about some guy called Samoa Roberts.

Oh hai Thrills, good to see a fellow purple rookie in the SFA, even if you’re in another team *do you need help escaping I can help*

Here’s to a great week *seriously, blink three times if they’re keeping you hostage*

 

[Dav]

Oh hai Thrills, good to see a fellow purple rookie in the SFA, even if you’re in another team *do you need help escaping I can help*

Here’s to a great week *seriously, blink three times if they’re keeping you hostage*

That's it, get back in the ******* box.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That’s called the gutter my friend.

You’ve never felt heaven until you lay naked on that plastic jelly stuff in 40 degree heat.

Imagine a banana lounge made from the stuff the make Maseur sandals from. That’s the tantric s**t right there.

Come at me, Shark Tank

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Who are all these people and where's AceAndy?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Oh hai Thrills, good to see a fellow purple rookie in the SFA, even if you’re in another team *do you need help escaping I can help*

Here’s to a great week *seriously, blink three times if they’re keeping you hostage*

Yeah mate, it has been fun so far...but there are times I reckon we're heading down the rabbit hole.

 

[zackah]

Welcome to #thebenchmark of the competition Dragons.

The privilege is all yours.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Imagine a banana lounge made from the stuff the make Maseur sandals from. That’s the tantric s**t right there.

Come at me, Shark Tank

 

[AceAndy]

Who are all these people and where's AceAndy?

Playing Toy Blast , level 330 now Strigoi

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Playing Toy Blast , level 330 now Strigoi

You could have just said wanking.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Welcome to #thebenchmark of the competition Dragons.

The privilege is all yours.

I got the impression that we've been involved in match threads containing the benchmark of the competition for the previous three weeks too.

 

[CazC30]

Hello all Warriors, I hope this will be a great and entertaining week... Looking forward to catching up with all you lovely people.

 

[Dav]

Yeah mate, it has been fun so far...but there are times I reckon we're heading down the rabbit hole.

One of us, one of us, one of us

 

[zackah]

I got the impression that we've been involved in match threads containing the benchmark of the competition for the previous three weeks too.

Undefeated. Posting powerhouse.

All other imitations fail in comparison.

#thebenchmark
#facts

 

[CazC30]

You could have just said wanking.

Non of us have the need to masturbate as we're all married.

 

[Dav]

Hello all Warriors, I hope this will be a great and entertaining week... Looking forward to catching up with all you lovely people.

 

[zackah]

Non of us have the need to masturbate as we're all married.

I'm not sure you understand what married means.

 

[AceAndy]

Has harry000 been delisted yet ?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Undefeated. Posting powerhouse.

All other imitations fail in comparison.

#thebenchmark
#facts

With that sort of autofellatio-esque mantra someone could mistake you for a Bomber. Are you sure you're not in the wrong match thread?