Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 8: Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at The BJO (MOTR)

[A Bit High]

It's ok, I'll be the one smiling when Kai Havertz leads Chelsea to it's 3rd consecutive CL and Mason Mount if lifting up prem title number 6 in as many years

You seem to have fantasy and reality completely confused.

Quick question...how many UK players in your squad?

 

[A Bit High]

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ROYS FFC - OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

ROUND 8 VS SWAMPRATS - IN HONOUR OF FATTY LUMPKIN

B: windyhill - Roylion - _Mike_
HB: Dingster - Mobbs - A Bit High
C: 3KZ is Football - Runk - PurpleGreenRed
HF: royboy2 - BLUEALLTHRU - GCB85
F: Beandip - Mooch - RU_

Foll: JackNah_8 - Supersuns - RobR
INT: Allikat - fitzroybowiedog

Changes: Nil​

All that is required is batting paper!

 

[JackNah_8]

Someone sounds deluded .

As he has time to train or play sfa while taking on admin duties.

 

[Dingster]

Thats fair enough but why do I have to sleep at the foot of your bed?

I have my own bed and house

 

[Robertio]

Someone sounds deluded .

The last one that said that ended up in the Roys first aid room.

 

[philreich]

The last one that said that ended up in the Roys first aid room.

Very difficult to inflict pain on someone you can't catch.

 

[Robertio]

Very difficult to inflict pain on someone you can't catch.

But at the Roys you never know which one you're running from.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Very difficult to inflict pain on someone you can't catch.

I can throw a mean empty stubble. See my ancestors have all been good throwers.

 

[Supersuns]

Very difficult to inflict pain on someone you can't catch.

You can out run our new 9hp mobility scooters?

 

[philreich]

But at the Roys you never know which one you're running from.

So you all have motorised zimmer frames?

Edit: snap Supersuns.

 

[jackster83]

Thats fair enough but why do I have to sleep at the foot of your bed?

I have my own bed and house

Has he forced you to cook him breakfast yet?

 

[Wojcinski]

Has he forced you to cook him breakfast yet?

Not yet, I'm not allowed out of the bedroom

 

[Robertio]

So you all have motorised zimmer frames?

Edit: snap Supersuns.

All but BLUEALLTHRU, he's got a Harley.

 

[Supersuns]

So you all have motorised zimmer frames?

Edit: snap Supersuns.

Beaten to the punch by a Roy, how embarrassing for you

 

[philreich]

I don't mind getting old, but the body is taking it rather badly!!!!!

 

[philreich]

Beaten to the punch by a Roy, how embarrassing for you

That’s twice this week, where you and I have typed the same thing at precisely the same time. Freaky........

 

[Robertio]

You can out run our new 9hp mobility scooters?

Geez you got one of them, i've still got a sail on mine.

 

[Robertio]

Has he forced you to cook him breakfast yet?

Good morning jack, yesterday i said that the Crows wont win a showdown for awhile. Don't tell philreich but i was lying, Crows will win the next 10.

 

[Robertio]

I don't mind getting old, but the body is taking it rather badly!!!!!

How true.

 

[philreich]

Good morning jack, yesterday i said that the Crows wont win a showdown for awhile. Don't tell philreich but i was lying, Crows will win the next 10.

And Carlton won't beat Collingwood until 2030.

You started it........

 

[Robertio]

And Carlton won't beat Collingwood until 2030.

You started it........

What do the Roys have to do to grab top spot on the ladder? Beat the Rats by 15 goals and hope the 3 teams above us lose, sounds easy.

 

[philreich]

What do the Roys have to do to grab top spot on the ladder? Beat the Rats by 15 goals and hope the 3 teams above us lose, sounds easy.

I reckon the last time the Rats lost by 15 goals, Bronwyn Bishop looked good in a bikini. Sorry if I just put you off your lunch.

 

[Robertio]

I reckon the last time the Rats lost by 15 goals, Bronwyn Bishop looked good in a bikini. Sorry if I just put you off your lunch.

I was and you did.

 

[_Mike_]

Writing it into the script now.

make it a baker's dozen

 

[TedDougChris]

You seem to have fantasy and reality completely confused.

Here ??? Of all places !!