FTA-TV MAFS: Where you get matching tatts before you've even hid the snag

[phantom13]

All MAFS watchers and posters.

This thread is given a lot of rope with posting especially around insults of contestants (mostly deserved) BUT you need to ensure to abide by the site rules on profanity, racism, homophobia, sexism, misogyny etc etc etc.

Ill be explicitly clear, a minor infraction will get a deletion and a warning, a second minor infraction will be a thread ban, a serious infraction will be an automatic thread ban or worse.

The show is in poor taste (probably why we love it) and thus the posting can also be but there is a line and we need to remember and respect that.

 

[troybe]

Lol all the analysis itt.

They should study MAFS in school

Will Alana be the teacher?


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[Shell]

Will Alana be the teacher?


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Sure why not

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Will Alana be the teacher?


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What are the topics lol

 

[Shell]

What are the topics lol

Female pleasure 101

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Female pleasure 101

I'm still getting over how open she was last night lol

 

[troybe]

What are the topics lol

Sex Edumacation of course


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[The Warlord]

Alana is trying to follow the Martha playbook, but lacks Kmart Kardashian's rat cunning.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Alana is trying to follow the Martha playbook, but lacks Kmart Kardashian's rat cunning.

I'm still amazed Martha and her squeeze toy are still together

 

[Frank Grimes]

I'm still amazed Martha and her squeeze toy are still together

Martha loves how she has so much control over him and he wouldn't have the balls to leave her (They are in her purse after all). It's not all that surprising.

 

[Pessimistic]

quote news.com.au
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Speaking of which, Alana has something to share about her relationship with Jason.

“The sex is good,” she shares. “When we have sex, Jason will always make me c*m as well. It’s actually a huge deal for me.”

Um. Congratulations?
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Should we be shocked that 'Sex' didn't get abbreviated? X rated apparently does bigfooty allow cum? (It appears it does)

 

[The Warlord]

Would make a good media studies topic, or that English assessment task on media (shows my age with vce English)

It will be taught already for sure.

 

[Cyber_punk]

Well.....alright then. Sweet innocent Belinda had a 73yo club owner boyfriend who is currently on charges of assault.

Strong daddy issues!

 

[Shell]

Ew that beard makes me wanna puke

 

[Shell]

Imagine the food stuck in it

 

[Shell]

quote news.com.au
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Speaking of which, Alana has something to share about her relationship with Jason.

“The sex is good,” she shares. “When we have sex, Jason will always make me c*m as well. It’s actually a huge deal for me.”

Um. Congratulations?
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Should we be shocked that 'Sex' didn't get abbreviated? X rated apparently does bigfooty allow cum? (It appears it does)

I wonder had she said orgasm would it have been sensored.

Maybe idk theyve been told they cant go into graphic detail...

Ah wtf would i know theyre about to all get it on in front of the Spanish chick tonight..

 

[Pessimistic]

Well.....alright then. Sweet innocent Belinda had a 73yo club owner boyfriend who is currently on charges of assault.

Strong daddy issues!

So those of us older be saying... Any night clubs going cheap.....


I guess as an old dude you dont feel out of place at a night club if you own it

 

[Shell]

Im actually looking forward to tonight.

As icky as it may be (with some- not all of the couples) to watch at least its better than cheese platter boring af picnic dates.

 

[Pessimistic]

I'm still getting over how open she was last night lol

We are so used to layers of duplicity, just simple straight talking is a shock. I have visions of queen victoria asking if her family have been 'intimate'

 

[Mazza1234678]

Is tonight a dinner party?

 

[Shell]

Nah. Its sex week

 

[Shell]

I mean intimacy week soz

 

[Big Bryza]

Poor mans Eminem is kidding himself. Coco's rig is top notch.

Poor woman's Bec Judd needs to take a hike.

 

[Shell]

DP will be Wednesday im assuming

 

[gaskin]

I am not suggesting anything has happened between her and Bryce and it could very well be the editing, but, I dunno if it is just me, but I get serious Stockholm Syndrome vibes from Melissa.

 

[Xtreme]

Well.....alright then. Sweet innocent Belinda had a 73yo club owner boyfriend who is currently on charges of assault.

Strong daddy issues!