jackster83
The leader of the bunch.
Are you trying to tell me that he wouldn't lose a foot race with a tortoise?
OK... I'm exaggerating slightly. Seriously though, his lack of speed/agility/mobility is constantly exposed at AFL level. That's why he's never had more than 12 disposals in 27 AFL games, and has failed to reach double digits in 20 of his 27 games. He just can't get near it, because he's too heavy, which makes him too slow & immobile.
Patty McCartin had pretty much the same issue prior to his concussions.