Unofficial Preview Grand Final vs the Dishlickers - Opposition Supporters Welcome (Banter thread)

[Doggy]

Could you guys just be sh!t for a bit longer, so we can start winning premierships more often than every 62 years?
Thanks in advance.

Don't worry, Darren Burgess is leaving after this year

 

[Johnny Karate]

This thread is gonna end up in tears isn't it?

I’m not sure a GIF of Adam Treloar was necessary, mate.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I've still got his dees scanlens card, tell him to chill

Wish I had a Damon Munt Scanlens card to swap for it.

 

[schmuttt]

DEES SUPPORTERS, AFTER THE EXCITEMENT OF GRAND FINAL WEEK (OPEN TRAINING! PARADE! GRAND FINAL DAY!) YOUR TEAM HAS JUST WON ITS FIRST PREMIERSHIP SINCE THE BEATLES WERE BANGING OUT HITS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

"Remain seated on my couch at home as I lawfully abide the curfew. Text some mates"
"Have a quiet Sunday in, maybe go for a walk"
"Wear a Dees scarf on my Teams calls on Monday morning LOLZ"
"Refresh the Trade Radio Twitter account every 2 minutes for a month"

INSTANT MEMORIES

Probably have a few beers, facetime some friends and family then settle in and start liking Doggy melt posts in your post match thread.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

DEES SUPPORTERS, AFTER THE EXCITEMENT OF GRAND FINAL WEEK (OPEN TRAINING! PARADE! GRAND FINAL DAY!) YOUR TEAM HAS JUST WON ITS FIRST PREMIERSHIP SINCE THE BEATLES WERE BANGING OUT HITS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

"Remain seated on my couch at home as I lawfully abide the curfew. Text some mates"
"Have a quiet Sunday in, maybe go for a walk"
"Wear a Dees scarf on my Teams calls on Monday morning LOLZ"
"Refresh the Trade Radio Twitter account every 2 minutes for a month"

INSTANT MEMORIES

Get on the piss and run through my town screaming like a dickhead because my area isn't in lockdown.

 

[Doggy]

Probably have a few beers, facetime some friends and family then settle in and start liking Doggy melt posts in your post match thread.

Well, I mean, you have no life without your ski fields

You can then ponder your return to mediocrity without Darren Burgess

 

[TiAn_]

Get on the piss and run through my town screaming like a dickhead because my area isn't in lockdown.

Pants optional

 

[Connor7395]

Never thought I'd see the boys in the big dance so soon after that utterly dismal 2019. Shame I can't be at the MCG to watch it.

Win or lose I'm glad we got this far.

 

[Topkent]

It's all about .... ME!

 

[markm106]

I’ve been alive for 2 grand finals. Both we never stood a chance before the first bounce. This time is different. We are actually a chance of ending the pain for all of us long suffering Dees fans. This group is hungry and they can do it.

 

[Crusty Demon]

I would like to lose the tag 'long suffering' when I mention to anyone that I am a Dees supporter thanks. Will be nice for once in my life to be incredibly proud to say I am a Melbourne supporter. Would be nice to be envied for awhile too. I think we deserve that...

 

[Dogga6]

Farrrk just when you think you can get away from it all and then this campaigner pops up on my news feed

 

[LittleG]

Was the Earthquake caused by:
A) Dees fans collectively shaking in fear
B) the economy crashing in Mansfield due to no Dees supports being at the snow
C) Earthquake jokes are bad taste
D) F off campaigner, we are in the Grand Final
E) Norm Smith curse is growing stronger and now earth-shattering

 

[Doggy]

Farrrk just when you think you can get away from it all and then this campaigner pops up on my news feed View attachment 1242917

What a sook. Puke.

 

[Boristown]

What a sook. Puke.
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Is it true that he faps to Jordan Peterson YouTube lectures?

 

[Doggy]

Is it true that he faps to Jordan Peterson YouTube lectures?

Goody promised him some of his peptides to get him going again

 

[Dogga6]

What a sook. Puke.
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Mate if you're comparing anything towards the amount of sympathy tears Treloar has copped this year you're dead set kidding yourself.

Treloar is one of the biggest sooks going in the game that even his own missus had to come out in the media and have her two cents worth.

The flog can't even fight his own battles.

 

[schmuttt]

Is it true that he faps to Jordan Peterson YouTube lectures?

Why don’t you use the GoGriff account anymore?

 

[Johnny Karate]

Was the Earthquake caused by:
A) Dees fans collectively shaking in fear
B) the economy crashing in Mansfield due to no Dees supports being at the snow
C) Earthquake jokes are bad taste
D) F off campaigner, we are in the Grand Final
E) Norm Smith curse is growing stronger and now earth-shattering

It certainly wasn’t caused by laughter from Doggies’ fans attempts at humour. I suppose there’s not much hope when flogs like Wil ‘David Brent’ Anderson and Danny ‘Banners’ McGinlay are leading the charge.

 

[Doggy]

It certainly wasn’t caused by laughter from Doggies’ fans attempts at humour. I suppose there’s not much hope when flogs like Wil ‘David Brent’ Anderson and Danny ‘Banners’ McGinlay are leading the charge.

You just have the embarrassing Gary "stretcher" Lyon leading the charge

 

[Doggy]

Mate if you're comparing anything towards the amount of sympathy tears Treloar has copped this year you're dead set kidding yourself.

Treloar is one of the biggest sooks going in the game that even his own missus had to come out in the media and have her two cents worth.

The flog can't even fight his own battles.

Difference being that noone wanted McDonald. His own club didn't at the time

 

[Johnny Karate]

You just have the embarrassing Gary "stretcher" Lyon leading the charge

Some of your sharper work there, Danny.

 

[LittleG]

It certainly wasn’t caused by laughter from Doggies’ fans attempts at humour. I suppose there’s not much hope when flogs like Wil ‘David Brent’ Anderson and Danny ‘Banners’ McGinlay are leading the charge.

Thanks Johnny ‘laughter police’ Karate.

You remind me of The Happiness Patrol.

 

[bullish23]

Didn’t even realise the dogs were playing this weekend until I stumbled on this thread.

 

[Johnny Karate]

Thanks Johnny ‘laughter police’ Karate.

You remind me of The Happiness Patrol.

Nice try, Wil.