Unofficial Preview Grand Final vs the Dishlickers - Opposition Supporters Welcome (Banter thread)

[Boristown]

Sorry i thought it was a banter thread...we'll go back to wife bashing and mental health issues.

Are we allowed to talk about abusing Danky's peptides?

 

[WallyStringhaus]

Are we allowed to talk about abusing Danky's peptides?

You'll have to ask Tulip Boris. Apparently they are the ultimate decider on what constitutes banter around here.

 

[Boristown]

You'll have to ask Tulip Boris. Apparently they are the ultimate decider on what constitutes banter around here.

Bulldogs player mental health issues = good
Melbourne coach illegally betting on AFL games = not good

 

[Boristown]

Sorry i thought it was a banter thread...we'll go back to wife bashing and mental health issues.

Also, weird that Demons fans want to talk about off field indiscretions but no mention of this one:

Melbourne Demons player accused of sexual assault

Did they ever confirm who it was or did Goody just sweep it under the rug along with the texts he sent to his mate Dank?

 

[Doggy]

Bulldogs player mental health issues = good
Melbourne coach illegally betting on AFL games = not good

So anything goes, so long as it is a Bulldogs slap

 

[dee_mac]

Also, weird that Demons fans want to talk about off field indicretions but no mention of this one:

Melbourne Demons player accused of sexual assault

Did they ever confirm who it was or did Goody just sweep it under the rug along with the texts he sent to his mate Dank?

Haha - Norf fans trying to take moral high ground. Spare me.

 

[Doggy]

Oliver looks distinctly like

 

[Topkent]

Always great watching a bloke who's own board can't stand him so he sucks up the sheriff's badge of another team to get some likes

 

[Tulip]

Adam Treloar

1

Adam Treloar

Age

31

Ht

185cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

28.2

5star

K

12.9

5star

HB

15.3

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

4.9

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

30.3

5star

K

16.3

5star

HB

14.0

5star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.3

4star

CL

5.8

5star

D

18.0

5star

K

11.2

4star

HB

6.8

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.6

4star

CL

1.6

4star

using a presser to talk about how hard a week he's had because of being criticised for a shocking game is not 'mental health issues'.

I feel sorry for him that Collingwood pushed him out. He's in an industry where he does nothing meaningful beyond kicking a ball for entertainment. If he kicks that ball badly, there will be articles written. Too bad.

 

[Tulip]

You'll have to ask Tulip Boris. Apparently they are the ultimate decider on what constitutes banter around here.

Can we all agree that, if we win, we won't continue to have an enormous ******* chip on our shoulders? Bulldogs supporters are whining so much about Melbourne getting more media coverage than they are and crying about the media talking us up as favourites.

BUT WE TRAVELLED FOR A MONTH AND WE'VE WON GAMES TOO

 

[Dogga6]

Adam Treloar using a presser to talk about how hard a week he's had because of being criticised for a shocking game is not 'mental health issues'.

I feel sorry for him that Collingwood pushed him out. He's in an industry where he does nothing meaningful beyond kicking a ball for entertainment. If he kicks that ball badly, there will be articles written. Too bad.

Dead set the biggest ******* sook is Treloar. This whole year has been dedicated to him being the scapegoat out of Collingwood and how much it hurt his feelings etc. The whole round 1 build up was dead set the biggest cringe.

Has a poor game in the final and then has a whole press conference about him saying how hard it was for him on a personal level copping criticism. What's funny is that even his own missus had to come out and bat for him the at different stages throughout the year.

Jack Watts copped this treatment every week but just brushed it off with a smile and a couple of lines on some t***ies. Legend status.

Harden the * Treloar you massive sook

 

[Boristown]

Dead set the biggest ******* sook is Treloar. This whole year has been dedicated to him being the scapegoat out of Collingwood and how much it hurt his feelings etc. The whole round 1 build up was dead set the biggest cringe.

Has a poor game in the final and then has a whole press conference about him saying how hard it was for him on a personal level copping criticism. What's funny is that even his own missus had to come out and bat for him the at different stages throughout the year.

Jack Watts copped this treatment every week but just brushed it off with a smile and a couple of lines on some t***ies. Legend status.

Harden the fu** Treloar you massive sook

People deal with their problems differently.

Some people publicly answer questions honestly, like Treloar.

Some people illegally bet on AFL games and take peptides, like Goody.

 

[Dogga6]

People deal with their problems differently.

Some people publicly answer questions honestly, like Treloar.

Some people illegally bet on AFL games and take peptides, like Goody.

Good on Goody. What a dead set legend. What's wrong with having a few bets at the TAB and getting on the gear?

Two of my all time favourites.

 

[stEdy]

I remember double taking when the Pies said they didn't think Adam could peform with his wife/support network in another state in the midst of the contract debacle.

I thought it was convenient from their perspective but it seems like it had a lot of truth to it - the bloke really struggles with his resilience - and I don't think coming out in the media multiple times a year to speak to it is really going to help

 

[Topkent]

Good on Goody. What a dead set legend. What's wrong with having a few bets at the TAB and getting on the gear?

Two of my all time favourites.

Game set match

 

[WallyStringhaus]

Good on Goody. What a dead set legend. What's wrong with having a few bets at the TAB and getting on the gear?

Two of my all time favourites.

This is more like it. Can you teach all of these other uptight pricks how to have a laugh mate?

I came here expecting a good time and instead all i've witnessed is pissing and moaning.

 

[dee_mac]

This is more like it. Can you teach all of these other uptight pricks how to have a laugh mate?

I came here expecting a good time and instead all i've witnessed is pissing and moaning.

Sounds like you were in the same cubicle as Boris's mate, the Duck

 

[Johnny Karate]

People deal with their problems differently.

Some people publicly answer questions honestly, like Treloar.

Some people illegally bet on AFL games and take peptides, like Goody.

And some people suck doggy dicks while claiming to support North on Internet forums. #notallheroeswearcapes

 

[TiAn_]

DEES SUPPORTERS, AFTER THE EXCITEMENT OF GRAND FINAL WEEK (OPEN TRAINING! PARADE! GRAND FINAL DAY!) YOUR TEAM HAS JUST WON ITS FIRST PREMIERSHIP SINCE THE BEATLES WERE BANGING OUT HITS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

"Remain seated on my couch at home as I lawfully abide the curfew. Text some mates"
"Have a quiet Sunday in, maybe go for a walk"
"Wear a Dees scarf on my Teams calls on Monday morning LOLZ"
"Refresh the Trade Radio Twitter account every 2 minutes for a month"

INSTANT MEMORIES

 

[Johnny Karate]

DEES SUPPORTERS, AFTER THE EXCITEMENT OF GRAND FINAL WEEK (OPEN TRAINING! PARADE! GRAND FINAL DAY!) YOUR TEAM HAS JUST WON ITS FIRST PREMIERSHIP SINCE THE BEATLES WERE BANGING OUT HITS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

"Remain seated on my couch at home as I lawfully abide the curfew. Text some mates"
"Have a quiet Sunday in, maybe go for a walk"
"Wear a Dees scarf on my Teams calls on Monday morning LOLZ"
"Refresh the Trade Radio Twitter account every 2 minutes for a month"

INSTANT MEMORIES

Probably not spread COVID around the city like the current plague coming out of the Western suburbs. The real question is why are Dog fans posting in here when there’s another anti-vax protest in the city today?

 

[TiAn_]

Probably not spread COVID around the city like the current plague coming out of the Western suburbs. The real question is why are Dog fans posting in here when there’s another anti-vax protest in the city today?

2/10 for this effort. You only get the 2 because you've foreshadowed you will adhere to health restrictions. Responsible decision (+1) and confirms the grim reality at the heart of my joke (+1).

 

[Topkent]

2/10 for this effort. You only get the 2 because you've foreshadowed you will adhere to health restrictions. Responsible decision (+1) and confirms the grim reality at the heart of my joke (+1).

Could have fooled me mate. Grab a mirror and you might actually find a joke

 

[Boristown]

Could have fooled me mate. Grab a mirror and you might actually find a joke

Damn, son. What a banger

 

[Bald]

Could have fooled me mate. Grab a mirror and you might actually find a joke

POW WOW

 

[Toump Ass]

Oh god that cringeworthy bulldogs supporter who pretends to go for North that nobody likes is back.
Great.