Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

[Tadpole]

Acres is an A Grader, whilst Steele is a washed up hack.

The brain of a Carlton supporter works in fkd up ways...

I don't think they're quite firing on all synapses there.

 

[60 Yards Out]

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Hopefully they’ll be selling them for several weeks yet.

 

[jimmy35]

Or alternatively just use it as toilet paper.

We’ve been wiping our arse with them for years.

 

[BillyElliott]

Haha, he's done it. People are encouraging him to make a bet the Pies can't beat the Blues this week..bet being he must remove a few teeth if Pies win

 

[whiskeytown]

News.com.au telling me that Owen Wilson just arrived in Australia

No doubt here to watch the blues go Owen-4 on Thurs night

 

[Pistol Night]

News.com.au telling me that Owen Wilson just arrived in Australia

No doubt here to watch the blues go Owen-4 on Thurs night

His nose actually arrived yesterday and checked into the motel already

 

[sr36]

That’s hilarious. They set their A level low over there

Pittonet as a B grader was just about as bad. He's not AFL standard.

 

[gouki88]

Pittonet as a B grader was just about as bad. He's not AFL standard.

Does that make Owies a departed A grader?

 

[The Phantom]

I don't think they're quite firing on all synapses there.

If they had another neurone, they’d need their first synapse.

 

[Pistol Night]

Does that make Owies a departed A grader?

No just a flog still

 

[NMBB]

Bagging the Blose is fun - we don't need to overdo in the next couple of days - despite the egg shortage we could end up with egg on our face...

 

[Pistol Night]

Bagging the Blose is fun - we don't need to overdo in the next couple of days - despite the egg shortage we could end up with egg on our face...

Yeah i agree. I'm going to pull up stumps today and hope and pray that by 10pm Thursday night we can unleash hell

 

[NMBB]

Yeah i agree. I'm going to pull up stumps today and hope and pray that by 10pm Thursday night we can unleash hell

That's the go - tres acceptable IMO - respectfully.... "Go Pies - you beautiful things"

 

[Vicky Park]

Bagging the Blose is fun - we don't need to overdo in the next couple of days - despite the egg shortage we could end up with egg on our face...

Yeah nah.

If the unthinkable happens tomorrow night, just ignore this thread until the world rights itself again - our next win or their next loss.

 

[jimmy35]

Nah **** that. Our bantering here makes no difference to Thursdays result. Just because we stop reiterating that Carlton are shit and useless scum do you think the backlash will be any less?
Nah **** that.

 

[jimmy35]

Yeah nah.

If the unthinkable happens tomorrow night, just ignore this thread until the world rights itself again - our next win or their next loss.

This.

 

[Pistol Night]

Nah **** that. Our bantering here makes no difference to Thursdays result. Just because we stop reiterating that Carlton are shit and useless scum do you think the backlash will be any less?
Nah **** that.

 

[NMBB]

Yeah nah.

If the unthinkable happens tomorrow night, just ignore this thread until the world rights itself again - our next win or their next loss.

Excuse my caution - the scars from 1970 resurface now and then - 1970 "survivors" are wary of trauma resurfacing...

 

[Vicky Park]

Excuse my caution - the scars from 1970 resurface now and then - 1970 "survivors" are wary of trauma resurfacing...

My scars are still showing too.

 

[NMBB]

My scars are still showing too.

Mine have practically healed now - compared to 1970

 

[Exambolor]

With how poor Haynes has been, it got me thinking about our track record with former Giants players compared to them, Carlton have got all the spuds while we’ve got the good ones lmao

Carlton:

Marchbank
Plowman
Jarrod Pickett
Setterfield
Bugg
Williams
Haynes
Phillips
Jaksch
Whiley
Kennedy

The only one they got that was any good they traded and treated like crap, and that was Kennedy

Also a quiet reminder that they paid Williams big bucks over a couple of good finals

Pies:
Hoskin
Treloar
Adams
Perryman
Bobby

Not counting Keeffe and Shaw as they went from Pies to Giants not the other way

All of that Pies list have played in GF’s and two have won flags and one a Norm Smith, Carlton’s list are delisted and haven’t done that outside of Haynes and Williams which I’ll give them credit for

So Giants players that want to leave in the future, come to the Pies

 

[Pistol Night]

With how poor Haynes has been, it got me thinking about our track record with former Giants players compared to them, Carlton have got all the spuds while we’ve got the good ones lmao

Carlton:

Marchbank
Plowman
Jarrod Pickett
Setterfield
Bugg
Williams
Haynes
Phillips
Jaksch
Whiley
Kennedy

The only one they got that was any good they traded and treated like crap, and that was Kennedy

Also a quiet reminder that they paid Williams big bucks over a couple of good finals

Pies:
Hoskin
Treloar
Adams
Perryman
Bobby

Not counting Keeffe and Shaw as they went from Pies to Giants not the other way

All of that Pies list have played in GF’s and two have won flags and one a Norm Smith, Carlton’s list are delisted and haven’t done that outside of Haynes and Williams which I’ll give them credit for

So Giants players that want to leave in the future, come to the Pies

I’ll keep my powder dry but this could be a beautiful copy and paste to share with our Carlton friends at the right moment

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

Excuse my caution - the scars from 1970 resurface now and then - 1970 "survivors" are wary of trauma resurfacing...

Bugger them. They are the scum. While time will never take their wins away, they are so far in the past to be no longer relevant. Pies Big win on Thur night. Eat shit carlton filth.

 

[gouki88]

I’ll keep my powder dry but this could be a beautiful copy and paste to share with our Carlton friends at the right moment

Looking forward to seeing a little 'Day Off' button underneath your username

 

[BillyElliott]

Good to hear Blues Radio is back on for tomorrow's game.

Only hope we're all laughing at it on Friday morning