Official Match Thread Season 24, Round 10: Coney Island Warriors vs Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortland Park

[Elton Johns Wig]

Suck it up, you're not even that special.

If you get me that beer, I'll suck it up, through a straw

 

[Morganashlee]

If you get me that beer, I'll suck it up, through a straw

You'll be eating through a straw too

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You'll be eating through a straw too

Try that and i'll stick my boot that far up your arse you'll be shitting through your mouth!!

 

[Headless]

**** demons

Why is c a r n in the swear filter?

 

[Frankston Rover]

stfu delist.me Frankston Rover you s**t truck

Settle down, champ.

Morg's asked for a run on the wing, I gave it to her.

Where do you want to play? Don't chuck a wobbly, just ask me and I'm sure we can accommodate.

 

[craffles]

Settle down, champ.

Morg's asked for a run on the wing, I gave it to her.

Where do you want to play? Don't chuck a wobbly, just ask me and I'm sure we can accommodate.

delist me

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I gave it to her.

oooh err sounds a bit rude matron.

 

[Headless]

Why is c a r n in the swear filter?

craffles I take your like to confirm your desire to play for the Demons.

 

[cats2rise]

Settle down, champ.

Morg's asked for a run on the wing, I gave it to her.

Where do you want to play? Don't chuck a wobbly, just ask me and I'm sure we can accommodate.

Next he will threaten to cum in your eyes.

Crafcraf has history with that one when he gets cranky.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Knock knock

Ooohhh I like these!!!
The last joke was Richmond.

 

[Oddhawk]

s**t... old mate crapples!!

Wondered where you'd hidden yourself!!

 

[haydo]

Settle down, champ.

Morg's asked for a run on the wing, I gave it to her.

Where do you want to play? Don't chuck a wobbly, just ask me and I'm sure we can accommodate.

He has approached me and now wants to play for the Wonders. I think we need to accomodate his wishes

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Ooohhh I like these!!!
The last joke was Richmond.

Ok then,

Knock Knock

 

[craffles]

He has approached me and now wants to play for the Wonders. I think we need to accomodate his wishes

can confirm.


* the wazzas

 

[Frankston Rover]

He has approached me and now wants to play for the Wonders. I think we need to accomodate his wishes

Haha, why would I help out you shittrucks?

Oh wait, you get craffles...

 

[Headless]

#culture

 

[cooney]

Lol what’s going on here

 

[Headless]

Lol what’s going on here

The Warriors are imploding.

If you're unsure, the Warriors apparently play in the Sweet FA.

I was surprised, too.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Next he will threaten to cum in your eyes.

Crafcraf has history with that one when he gets cranky.

If the way he kicks for goal is any indication, he'll miss.

 

[Frankston Rover]

You're out of the side craffles.

I'll delist you on Monday.

 

[haydo]

Haha, why would I help out you shittrucks?

Oh wait, you get craffles...

Because I am in love with one of your players

 

[craffles]

You're out of the side craffles.

I'll delist you on Monday.

thanks dickhead

 

[Headless]

This is embarrassing even if staged.

Perhaps even especially.

Boy oh boy wowee this is a club in tatters.

 

[cooney]

The Warriors are imploding.

If you're unsure, the Warriors apparently play in the Sweet FA.

I was surprised, too.

Hahaha big time!

Never knew that

 

[Frankston Rover]

thanks dickhead

I didn't say which Monday.

This is embarrassing even if staged.

Perhaps even especially.

Boy oh boy wowee this is a club in tatters.

This is funny coming from the Demons. A club that for seasons on end were the bloated corpse of the competition and even today invoke feelings of "Who really gives a s**t?"