Unofficial Preview Round 10 vs The Kamry Krows - The Demon - Opposition Supporters Welcome

[DeesFanTheMan]

Brutal Tulip, this is a banter thread, try and keep it civil mate.

 

[skam85]

lol. Well everyone including myself thought that you would make it.
Funfact if you were in preschool the last time Melbourne made the finals you would be finishing High school this year.

You'd also be old enough to drink legally if you were born last time Melbourne made a GF.

 

[skam85]

Fun fact: if you were in preschool when Australian rules football was invented by the Melbourne Football Club you would have been born in 1854 and be dead now.

very good

 

[skam85]

Yep, say his goodbye's and move to a better club.

When is he moving to this better club?

 

[skam85]

In a beautiful moment of irony, I'm moving to Melbourne this weekend from Adelaide.

I'll be on far less than 800k unfortunately, but probably just as good defending one on one.

 

[Donkey Magoo]

How good is this?!

These indignant Crows flogs with a huge case of small man/town syndrome have been waiting 8 months to be given the imprimatur to come on to this board to vent their spleen without fear of reprisal.

What a treat this has been!

Nah, we're just enjoying the banter with you guys. You're good sports. This has been the most fun this season!

 

[Crimson Azure]

When is he moving to this better club?

He already has.

Is this how this mensa level of wit works?

In a beautiful moment of irony, I'm moving to Melbourne this weekend from Adelaide.

I'll be on far less than 800k unfortunately, but probably just as good defending one on one.

How much are you getting paid for your new job? I'll double it for you to stay in SA. So will a $50 cover it?

 

[Donkey Magoo]

He already has.

Is this how this mensa level of wit works?

Who's a cranky bear today?
Why so angry? Did somebody buy you Maggie Beer's Quince paste instead of Pepperberry?

 

[Crimson Azure]

Who's a cranky bear today?
Why so angry? Did somebody buy you Maggie Beer's Quince paste instead of Pepperberry?

Never an issue, I have my servant make it fresh.

 

[skam85]

He already has.

Is this how this mensa level of wit works?


How much are you getting paid for your new job? I'll double it for you to stay in SA. So will a $50 cover it?

If we skip out to an early lead you'd want to hope that Melbourne's comeback is better than yours.

Regardless, this is a good thread of bantz.

 

[Grimesy87]

You'd also be old enough to drink legally if you were born last time Melbourne made a GF.

Grand final wins since Melbourne last made a grand final

Adelaide- 0
Melbourne- 0

 

[PerfectFooty]

In a beautiful moment of irony, I'm moving to Melbourne this weekend from Adelaide.

I'll be on far less than 800k unfortunately, but probably just as good defending one on one.

You missed an opportunity to slag us about not having a home game in Melbourne so you can attend

 

[Donkey Magoo]

Grand final wins since Melbourne last made a grand final

Adelaide- 0
Melbourne- 0

Nice.
Flags won since colour TV was introduced in Australia.
Adelaide-2
Melbourne-0

 

[Scythe94]

Nice.
Flags won since colour TV was introduced in Australia.
Adelaide-2
Melbourne-0

Cool stat. I can’t believe more clubs don’t boast about winning their last flag in the previous millennium. If we’re going to go historical - seasons played per flag:

Melbourne - 11.75
Adelaide - 13.5.

 

[CWaffles]

When you force him to use it he's got a pretty good boot though.

Glad i never have to see that jumper again.

 

[Go the Guts]

She is very nice to look at. Who is that?!

She is known in the business as a "Google" chick. .

 

[1achie]

I doubt it for a run of the mill round 10 game but don't let that stop Tex and his tough squad.
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David Mackay and the word "tough" in the same post...

We'd never have to put up with this s**t on the Crows board

 

[pineapple dee]

Our gardener was a Crows supporter.
We had to get rid of him.
He was an alcoholic.

 

[Bluelegs]

Our gardener was a Crows supporter.
We had to get rid of him.
He was an alcoholic.

Shame.

 

[LeverPuller]

This is about the only context where I'll allow this s**t on our board.

 

[LeverPuller]

As an aside, I'm surprised the Tingles are even considering showing up. They got their ass handed to them by one Demon a couple of weeks ago, what are 22 of them going to do to the Kamries?

 

[Squiba]

This is about the only context where I'll allow this s**t on our board.

*starts quoting this in every thread on MFC board*

 

[Bazz_27]

How good is this?!

These indignant Crows flogs with a huge case of small man/town syndrome have been waiting 8 months to be given the imprimatur to come on to this board to vent their spleen without fear of reprisal.

What a treat this has been!

Or maybe we are only here because dickhead Melbourne supporters have been infiltrating all of our threads with drivel?

 

[djpaulydemon]

In a beautiful moment of irony, I'm moving to Melbourne this weekend from Adelaide.

I'll be on far less than 800k unfortunately, but probably just as good defending one on one.

It must be a fair bit of coin though, why else would you want to leave the beautiful region of Greater Southern Snowtown?

 

[conVINCEd]

Carlton home game...

And we do not lower ourselves to entering that bunghole of a stadium.

Our average home game attendance so far in 2018 is 55,567

Adelaide's is 45,380

The AFL app suggests you've only played three home games this year - how the heck is that possible?