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[Duckimus Prime]

They've since deleted this blooper...

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Even the Crows don't know who Luke Brown is

 

[Chrizzt]

Didn’t get to watch the crows game but had a quick skim of their board. Most saying Jones played well, but he only had 11 touches @ 47%, 1 score involvement and 2 tackles.

Was he superbly dynamic with his 5 effective touches or is that massive delusion on their board?

 

[afl2004]

Didn’t get to watch the crows game but had a quick skim of their board. Most saying Jones played well, but he only had 11 touches @ 47%, 1 score involvement and 2 tackles.

Was he superbly dynamic with his 5 effective touches or is that massive delusion on their board?

After the last 4 years there standards are so low

 

[ROBBBO]

Gawd ppl here say we have happy clappers..
On their board a lot are saying Jimmy Rowe played well and they lost coz of umpiring

 

[afl2004]

Gawd ppl here say we have happy clappers..
On their board a lot are saying Jimmy Rowe played well and they lost coz of umpiring

I only check there board occasionally but the 1st few pages did make me think there an odd bunch to say at least

 

[afl2004]

People were so angry with Marshall but just imagine if fogharty played for us Instead of toddy

 

[Coobk001]

Needs the Bag Raiders Shooting Stars treatment.... Alyx

 

[Harro59]

Gawd ppl here say we have happy clappers..
On their board a lot are saying Jimmy Rowe played well and they lost coz of umpiring

They believe that they would have been 3 goals closer if it wasn't for the umpiring.

Apparently Jones was playing a such down role on Mcarthey last night. But Rowe and Berry were really good.

 

[PowerBaz]

Gawd ppl here say we have happy clappers..
On their board a lot are saying Jimmy Rowe played well and they lost coz of umpiring

Rowe should play limbo.

 

[NoddyHolder]

By Rowe's standards I thought he was very good - probably as good a game as he's capable of producing.
By the standards of an actual AFL footballer, and not some sanfl scrub, not so great.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Ouch

 

[Alyx]

 

[Duck Farmer]

Now the heat map playing numerology, mimicking his score

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What's that possession on the wing? Did the ball hit him in the arse while he was lumbering off through the interchange gates for a pie?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

What's that possession on the wing? Did the ball hit him in the arse while he was lumbering off through the interchange gates for a pie?

He left his chiko roll with a trainer.

 

[backtozero]

Nicks "loved their first half" but their "third quarter let them down"

It was 9 goals to 2 after half time, and that second goal of theirs came at the end of the last in junk time.

You get the feeling that Nicks is trying to paint a different picture to what's actually going on.

 

[sobrave]

Ouch

How was the media coverage calling it the best win of the season?

They beat 12th and the Vic media flogs immediately started beating their chest.

Hilarious watching Essendon stink it up year after year. I never get tired of it.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Didn’t get to watch the crows game but had a quick skim of their board.

tl;dr version of the first page of comments on their review thread:

Umpiring
Hately
Umpiring
Sensible post
Hately
Hately and Rowe
Umpiring
Umpiring
Umpiring
Not enough class
Fog competed
Umpiring
Goal kicking
Umpiring
Dawson
Need to be better
McAdam
Rowe showing his weapons
Great effort, shithouse umpiring
Comparisons to Scott Morrison
Chayce Jones , umpiring
Soligo
Clean hands
Murray
Dawson and Hately

 

[backtozero]

Ouch

Any footage of these celebrations from last week?

 

[bomberclifford]

tl;dr version of the first page of comments on their review thread:

Umpiring
Hately
Umpiring
Sensible post
Hately
Hately and Rowe
Umpiring
Umpiring
Umpiring
Not enough class
Fog competed
Umpiring
Goal kicking
Umpiring
Dawson
Need to be better
McAdam
Rowe showing his weapons
Great effort, shithouse umpiring
Comparisons to Scott Morrison
Chayce Jones , umpiring
Soligo
Clean hands
Murray
Dawson and Hately

Someone needs to do one of those shitty word clouds of the first page

 

[DaTBird187]

How was the media coverage calling it the best win of the season?

They beat 12th and the Vic media flogs immediately started beating their chest.

Hilarious watching Essendon stink it up year after year. I never get tired of it.

It was the lead story on AFL 360 FFS. "Essendon are back!!" they all screamed.

They're back alright.

 

[DaTBird187]

Someone needs to do one of those shitty word clouds of the first page

We could loan them Holly.

 

[TeeKray]

The only reason Essendon's win got so much attention was because it was one of their shitty VFL rivalry games televised on 7 on a Saturday night so everyone was pumped. If they'd beaten the SUNS at the 'con in the Sunday twilight slot nobody would've cared.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

And straight away Essendon supporters put themselves in the frame for Horne-Francis.

Maybe they think Aaron Francis is his brother.

 

[sobrave]

And straight away Essendon put themselves in the frame for Horne-Francis.

Maybe they think Aaron Francis is his brother.

Why would you go from one garbage Vic club to another?

 

[sobrave]

What an absolute trash line up of games today lol.