That sounds great. I'm near a pretty famous clapper but I've never heard the old legend so it mustn't be the same one.We have a woman behind us who will not stop clapping. The whole game. Even when we’re losing by 60+ and nothing is happening on field. Constant clapping and a heavily accented “Ess-eh-daaahn”.
Followed by an old fart who just screams “ya ******* maggot. Bloody maggot. Maggot maggot maggot” and quite literally anything the umpire does, even a free kick to us just as the game starts.
Or the kids around us who clearly don’t give a s**t about football and watch Peppa Pig on full volume which is so ear piercingly annoying that it makes you want to line the kid up for a Trent Cotchin style high bump to the head.
I forgot how angry it all made me, jesus.