AFL Player #25: Jake Stringer

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 19, Harlequin

 

[Donakebab]

Showed little in his time forward - He needs to retain his forward instincts as this is where he will do the most damage.

Yeah he's totally lost his years of forward instincts across one pre-season and a few minutes through the midfield. Ridiculous.

 

[Cdog71]

Had a laugh at Stringers hairdo...geez.
Was thinking about gags I could get out of it to post and was thinking about him at the doggies.
Then realised just how much crap could come this guys way, the marriage breakdown with the gambling the affair with a 17 year old daughter of a fan, already commentators saying he's rubbish as a midfielder.
I'm a bit worried about this bloke... this isn't a troll, I'm just sayin.
I think he needs youse lot to get around him cause he's big easy target.
I hope he gets to play good footy.

 

[ant555]

Showed little in his time forward - He needs to retain his forward instincts as this is where he will do the most damage.

Maybe not almost getting knocked out and having 8 stitches in his head may make a difference.

 

[rusman]

Had a laugh at Stringers hairdo...geez.
Was thinking about gags I could get out of it to post and was thinking about him at the doggies.
Then realised just how much crap could come this guys way, the marriage breakdown with the gambling the affair with a 17 year old daughter of a fan, already commentators saying he's rubbish as a midfielder.
I'm a bit worried about this bloke... this isn't a troll, I'm just sayin.
I think he needs youse lot to get around him cause he's big easy target.
I hope he gets to play good footy.

Commentators said that? Werid for 1st preseason game after a head knock. I’m confident when it’s the real deal / not injured he will play some really good footy. The guy is a talent and has put in hard work this year.

My concern is longer term sustainability and his tattoo/hair choices.

 

[yaco55]

Yeah he's totally lost his years of forward instincts across one pre-season and a few minutes through the midfield. Ridiculous.

Where did my post state Stringer lost his forward instincts ? It's inferring that if he spends lots of time in the midfield then I hope he keeps his forward instincts.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

As deep forward as possible pls

Make the opposition deal with him

 

[citizen-erased]

As deep forward as possible pls

Make the opposition deal with him

Stringer, Hooker and Stewart will give teams a bit to worry about.
Tippa and Fanta up on the flanks and Joey doing what he does.
Happy with that forward line.

 

[Mad Bomber Sean]

Maybe not almost getting knocked out and having 8 stitches in his head may make a difference.

Funny how being almost knocked out effects your football.

If some guy bludgeoned me at work resulting in blood pouring out of my head, I don’t think that I’d function very well either.

 

[EnolaGay]

Showed little in his time forward - He needs to retain his forward instincts as this is where he will do the most damage.

Same with Joe.

This ******* club!

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[citizen-erased]

Funny how being almost knocked out effects your football.

If some guy bludgeoned me at work resulting in blood pouring out of my head, I don’t think that I’d function very well either.

you wouldn't be back at your post a few minutes later?

 

[AcuteWhistle]

Nothing can be taken from his game on the weekend, absolutely nothing.

 

[JDavey]

Nothing can be taken from his game on the weekend, absolutely nothing.

I wonder if we'd be saying the same if he had 25 touches and kicked 3

 

[VelvetSledge]

I wonder if we'd be saying the same if he had 25 touches and kicked 3

Then nothing could be taken out of that performance except for his inevitable Brownlow/Coleman/Norm Smith trifecta.

Obviously.

 

[AcuteWhistle]

I wonder if we'd be saying the same if he had 25 touches and kicked 3

well then surely that would have been because of the hair.

 

[CBombers17]

Funny how being almost knocked out effects your football.

If some guy bludgeoned me at work resulting in blood pouring out of my head, I don’t think that I’d function very well either.

And imagine the tool box talks

 

[Zach Package]

Had a laugh at Stringers hairdo...geez.
Was thinking about gags I could get out of it to post and was thinking about him at the doggies.
Then realised just how much crap could come this guys way, the marriage breakdown with the gambling the affair with a 17 year old daughter of a fan, already commentators saying he's rubbish as a midfielder.
I'm a bit worried about this bloke... this isn't a troll, I'm just sayin.
I think he needs youse lot to get around him cause he's big easy target.
I hope he gets to play good footy.

I'm pretty sure this is a post from the Dustin Martin thread from about 4 years ago with the name switched out. Handy.

 

[hurlygurdy]

People ragging on Springer's hair; meanwhile I look at photos of my hair when I was 23 and Stringer looks conservative by comparison.

I was rocking either bright blue/red/pink/green hair and sometimes all of them together.

Didn't seem an issue when I was under the bright lights on a podium at the front of the dance floor flicking vinyl about

I had deep purple all spiked. Glowed in the sunlight. Quality.

 

[VelvetSledge]

I'm pretty sure this is a post from the Dustin Martin thread from about 4 years ago with the name switched out. Handy.

I think he needs youse lot to get around him cause he's big easy target.

 

[eDPS]

 

[Wangawuti]

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About time. He was starting to look like a beautiful, blonde....pineapple

 

[Howard Moon]

 

[Beerfish]

Now that's a ******* haircut.

 

[DapperJong]

Brown ******* Low

 

[jmoo wan]

agreed! it’s Jackson’s time to shine!

 

[Sammymoite]

Now that’s a haircut you can set your watch to!