Roast 50/50-Rong Rucci Reckoning - The R-Files

[Mattrox]

How about a thread titled. Things you would rather do than read a Rucci article?

I love reading "12th and loving it"!

 

[WetCrow1991]

I love reading "12th and loving it"!

Ok that is the one exception. My favourite thing is the way he gives his opinion but presents it like it is fact.

 

[happy_knackers]

The dude is the skin between the sack and the crack of a back to front wiper.

Had to concentrate while I read the second time to fully understand. Instantly wished I hadn't.

 

[lincsPJ]

The dude is the skin between the sack and the crack of a back to front wiper.

Ha rooch the gooch

 

[1achie]

Another classic Rucci article!

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...k/news-story/770e429bd15da743ee501a8949ae593b

Wow... just wow...
An extraordinarily bad piece of journalism, even by Advertiser standards.

 

[subaru]

Another classic Rucci article!

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...k/news-story/770e429bd15da743ee501a8949ae593b

Oh my goodness
As bad as it is how bad is the editir that let that get printed. !!

 

[subaru]

Ok that is the one exception. My favourite thing is the way he gives his opinion but presents it like it is fact.

And then on radio ...
" mmmmm..... Presenting it like a fact ? ( rhetorical) ... sharp intake of breath ..mmmmmm"
....other person begins to comment
"<insert Rucci interruption here>"

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

A port power gets concussed, Rooch writes an article stating that the rule that he must be off for 15 minutes is too harsh:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...h/news-story/e20c5299cc80f19b8a0aea167b9c25d0

Wind back last year, a Crows player gets concussed. Rooch writes an article that a player concussed in a game should have to miss the next game.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...n/news-story/b36860415e90c3dc21d664dda24f4e41


Massive hypocrite.

 

[happy_knackers]

Remember it only counts as a shit article if someone actually read it. It's really just a stubborn stain on newsprint.

 

[chazwazza]

Leigh Matthews, Rowe and Bickley all shot down Rucci's article about Rockcliff being set to join Adelaide next year, basically said that it was based on Rockcliff catching up with Brett Burton over lunch

 

[Swooping Crow]

Is this is a parody or reality?


Crows fan calls in to 5AA when Rucci is on air:


Caller: I would like to speak about the article you wrote about the Crows having lost their ‘soul’…………….


Rucci: I need to stop you there, that is out of line…….


Caller: Can you let me finish my point, you interrupted me before I even started……….


Rucci: No, No, Barry you have it all wrong. If you are going to call up here and misquote me when you can’t get the facts right, then I have no choice but to interrupt you……..


Caller: But, but you didn’t allow me to put forward my argument……….


Rucci: If you are going to call in the future Barry, please quote me correctly and don’t take me out of context. I’m sick and tired of this campaign against me!


***Sighs***

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Is this is a parody or reality?


Crows fan calls in to 5AA when Rucci is on air:


Caller: I would like to speak about the article you wrote about the Crows having lost their ‘soul’…………….


Rucci: I need to stop you there, that is out of line…….


Caller: Can you let me finish my point, you interrupted me before I even started……….


Rucci: No, No, Barry you have it all wrong. If you are going to call up here and misquote me when you can’t get the facts right, then I have no choice but to interrupt you……..


Caller: But, but you didn’t allow me to put forward my argument……….


Rucci: If you are going to call in the future Barry, please quote me correctly and don’t take me out of context. I’m sick and tired of this campaign against me!


***Sighs***

 

[douglyzia]

Since Rucci is already having a wank while reading this thread, I'll give him some pictures to wank to

Seriously, just forget that it's Rucci for a moment. If you saw a guy that looked like that on the streets, would you not be creeped out in general? Something not quite right there.

 

[Kickin Goals]

Seriously, just forget that it's Rucci for a moment. If you saw a guy that looked like that on the streets, would you not be creeped out in general? Something not quite right there.

I'd cross the road that's for sure.

 

[Deaneus!]

Hey Adam, yeah i needed something to cart my grapes around in and this guy Michelangelo was selling this van

Karl, that is an awesome van!

 

[Mattrox]

 

[little graham]

Since Rucci is already having a wank while reading this thread, I'll give him some pictures to wank to

porky little fecker isn't he..

 

[Pdub]

Looks like Roo and Caro are romantically holding hands.

 

[LC40]

I remember the Thommo meter about some sort of apology but I've forgotten the crux of the story.

 

[chazwazza]

I remember the Thommo meter about some sort of apology but I've forgotten the crux of the story.

It was from a bet with a Port player over who would win that Showdown , Adelaide lost and Thommo had to wear a Power jumped at training for a week, something to that effect.
Boring and petty as it is, Muppetangelo managed to fill up part of a page for over a year over it.

 

[LiamPickering]

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Rucci is scared of new age media - clubs don't need to use the middle man (The Advertiser) anymore.

Now they only find out info when we find out - aka we have no soul.

 

[6BTS]

How about a thread titled. Things you would rather do than read a Rucci article?

Drink bleach, play in traffic, taunt Brock Lesnar into a fight, play golf in a thunder storm, take the wrap for a capital crime, wave a replica pistol around a Police station, swim with hungry sharks, jump out of a plane without a parachute, throw stones at lions, face Australian fast bowlers without a helmet and tell them their bouncers are shit that are going to all get hooked for six, put everything I own on number 33 at the roulette table, drive on the wrong side of the road, juggle machetes without any training, stand behind a horse and then whip it hard on it's backside, dive into a frozen lake. There are more, but I'll stop there.

 

[6BTS]

Is this is a parody or reality?


Crows fan calls in to 5AA when Rucci is on air:


Caller: I would like to speak about the article you wrote about the Crows having lost their ‘soul’…………….


Rucci: I need to stop you there, that is out of line…….


Caller: Can you let me finish my point, you interrupted me before I even started……….


Rucci: No, No, Barry you have it all wrong. If you are going to call up here and misquote me when you can’t get the facts right, then I have no choice but to interrupt you……..


Caller: But, but you didn’t allow me to put forward my argument……….


Rucci: If you are going to call in the future Barry, please quote me correctly and don’t take me out of context. I’m sick and tired of this campaign against me!


***Sighs***

It's always the terrible journalists that interpret criticism as harassment or a campaign against them. If you're going to spew biased and controversial opinions in public and can't take criticism, you're a bad excuse for a journalist and should probably find another career. If he's sick and tired with the "Campaign" does that mean it's working?

 

[TexForPM]

Since Rucci is already having a wank while reading this thread, I'll give him some pictures to wank to

What a worm.
Shit football writer.
Oxygen thief.
Prawn.
Pathetic.

 

[TexForPM]

The dude is the skin between the sack and the crack of a back to front wiper.

Rooch the Gooch?