Preview Adelaide Crows The Movie

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Quentin Tarantino as Matt Crouch

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Oh my god, yes. Well done.


MCrouch 2017 Brownlow Winner
 

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Act 1 Scene 2: The Gym
Jarryd Lyons and VB are alone in the weights room on the bench press, the hear the outer door to the toilets close and then the inner door to the room opens an Sando walks in. VB is spotting.
JL: URGH
VB:13
JL:SNIFF, URGH
VB: 14, Come on 1 more
JL:SNIFF, URGH
VB: 15, Yeah man
BS Walks over
BS: Sniff, Heya how you boys doin? Extra bench session hey, good that's how we used to do it at Geelong and see what happened there!
VB & JL: Yes Coach
BS: Hey what have I told you lads, call me Sando or the Sandonaitor. (rubs his nose)
Whadda ya pushing there Garry, 110kg, you'll need to do a bit more if you wanna have the biggest chest in your house.
VB, Load another 30kg up, I'll show you how its done.
VB: Ok Sando (Loads weights), ready to go, it's gre.......
BS: Watch this boys, VB Spot me.. Urgh
VB:1
BS: SNIFF, URGH
VB: 2
BS: SNIFF, URGH.... Oh hang on its a lil tight, I better not pull a muscle.
So what are you boys up too after this, I was thinking of having a pool party
JL: Sorry Coach, I've got plans with the missus
BS: Bring her, at least you wont need floaties (BS Phone rings, ringtone is Sandstorm by Darude)
JL: (Quietly) WTF?
BS: Triggstar, what's happening my man? Whoa slow down you sound upset...................(The colour drains from his face) He's back? I'll be right there. (Sando gets off of the bench) Seya lads, I gota scoot. (Heads for the door)
VB and JL Look at each other for a second
JL: Did you *en hear that?
VB: Uh, yeah man, I wouldn't take too much notice
JL: All the *en time
VB: He's just trying to be one of the lads
JL: He's the Coach and if I hear about Geelong again I'll spew.
 

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