FTA-TV Ads that piss you off (3)

[Cuzz09]

New worst ad

Battery beer

WTF it's atrocious

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[JackFlash]

The natural confectionary company with that annoying little girl singing "superwoman"...

 

[MatthewB]

Patrick was happy with his low cost insurance.

 

[Father Jack]

I still don’t know what that ad’s about

Neither did I until I realised that I didn't and then couldn't help but notice the next time it was on. Frozen veggies, from memory.

 

[scojo9217]

Patrick was happy with his low cost insurance.

"nothswthsgiffsbuddy"...can someone decipher what he says?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

That ad for the Scottish burger joint where the grandad just looks at his granddaughter then back to the cashier and says "I'll have what she's having" has some real creep vibes about it.

Everyone knows the context for that line - what was the possible thought pattern in dropping it in this ad?

 

[mr bagcroft]

That ad for the Scottish burger joint where the grandad just looks at his granddaughter then back to the cashier and says "I'll have what she's having" has some real creep vibes about it.

Everyone knows the context for that line - what was the possible thought pattern in dropping it in this ad?

That he wants to try what she is obviously enjoying?
Jesus dude.

 

[MatthewB]

"nothswthsgiffsbuddy"...can someone decipher what he says?

he says nice whiskers patty

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

he says nice whiskers patty

I’ve seen that ad several dozen times and never picked that up.

 

[MatthewB]

I’ve seen that ad several dozen times and never picked that up.

i didnt either, saw it on a reddit post and still had to listen a few times to hear it

its actually this guy saying it



not Selwood

 

[RedmanWasHere]

i didnt either, saw it on a reddit post and still had to listen a few times to hear it

its actually this guy saying it

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not Selwood

Whose name is Sam Moorfoot.

 

[AussieHool]

The natural confectionary company with that annoying little girl singing "superwoman"...

The mum and her kid are doing musical blackface. And she probably thinks the older lady in the other car is racist, when she has a right to be pissed off about the loud music (which is getting turned up even louder) being blared through open windows.

 

[Father Jack]

That he wants to try what she is obviously enjoying?
Jesus dude.

Clearly, but you are aware of the more famous use of that phrase, aren't you?

 

[Father Jack]

Sportsbet ad implying gambling would lead to sexual success found in breach of industry standards

The television advertisement, which aired during football coverage, showed a man slumped on the couch at home and looking at his phone while dressed in shabby clothes.


When he wins his multi-bet, a voiceover artist says “feels like you’ve finally made it” as the man is suddenly teleported to an awards ceremony where, dressed in a tuxedo, he wins the “most outstanding same game multi” award and is applauded and cheered by the crowd.


One viewer registered a complaint with the advertising industry’s self-regulating watchdog, Ad Standards, arguing Sportsbet relied on “the false and dangerous narrative that you’re just ‘one bet away’ from ‘winning big’ and thus ‘winning’ the literal applause of your friends and family”.


“I’m disgusted as Nine and Sportsbet both clearly know this plays straight into a dangerous and false narrative of many gambling addicts,” the complaint said.

I thought that ad was a bit more annoying than usual

 

[Chicago1]

Who Gives A Crap toilet paper. Those humongous butts on the screen... almost lost my dinner last night.

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[LordLucifer]

One that grinds my gears is for hearing aids.

"we got a quote for $9K, can you help us"

"yes, we can save you 1000's"

"hello hawaii"


Who in their right mind would tell a customer they can save them that much when they have already declared what their original quote is ??

"we can save you $500-750" would have been the right answer.

 

[LordLucifer]

The natural confectionary company with that annoying little girl singing "superwoman"...

Is that the one where the woman pulls up at the lights and her daughter is over the back singing along to a two-bob rap song and the mother turns up the volume ??

Slap the kid for being a precocious little s**t and then slap the mother for being a waste of oxygen.

 

[Cleavy]

One that grinds my gears is for hearing aids.

"we got a quote for $9K, can you help us"

"yes, we can save you 1000's"

"hello hawaii"


Who in their right mind would tell a customer they can save them that much when they have already declared what their original quote is ??

"we can save you $500-750" would have been the right answer.

hearing aids are VERY expensive

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

hearing aids are VERY expensive

Ever gone in for a hearing test at one of those places? They put headphones on you and you're supposed to write down the words you hear. They slyly use words like "move", then tell you it was "smooth". It's quite difficult to pick the difference through headphones, and you're waiting for the next word, which might be "fall" but sounds like "all". They use a lot of soft consonants. Then tell you you need hearing aids

 

[Cleavy]

Ever gone in for a hearing test at one of those places? They put headphones on you and you're supposed to write down the words you hear. They slyly use words like "move", then tell you it was "smooth". It's quite difficult to pick the difference through headphones, and you're waiting for the next word, which might be "fall" but sounds like "all". They use a lot of soft consonants. Then tell you you need hearing aids

yes, because my hearing is stuffed. look after your hearing. hearing aids help, but it's never a perfect substitute.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

yes, because my hearing is stuffed. look after your hearing. hearing aids help, but it's never a perfect substitute.

Young friend of mine went to an outdoor event and danced the night away right next to the speakers that were blaring out music all night. Took her two days to get her hearing back. I'm thinking the same happens with headphones? (I don't use them for music)

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

“Red” from Easy Shed

And food ads where the person preparing a dish needs to put their face at plate level to squeeze some lemon, or apply a garnish

 

[troybe]

The Marty Sheargold ad, no guy you’re just a knob

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

That new Cadbury ad with the dad in the car getting a call from his son features the least realistic conversation I’ve ever heard outside of a life insurance ad.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

That new Cadbury ad with the dad in the car getting a call from his son features the least realistic conversation I’ve ever heard outside of a life insurance ad.

But it ticks the diversity box, that’s all that matters.