Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 12 - Suns v Crows Sat June 3rd 7:30pm AEST (TIO)

[CrowToon]

Yep you last won a flag about 13 years before Gold Coast entered the competition. Cool flexing.

Best 13 years of my life without those pricks from the land of fake ****.

 

[Elixuh]

This game is the second worst reaming by the umps in our history IMO.

nothing will ever beat the game where PANNELL (a bulldogs supporter）got the doggies home over us.

but that last quarter was a complete corrupt disgrace.

At any point we looked like having a semblance of momentum, the umps were sure to snuff it out.

you should write in to the afl about it

 

[apollo_creed]

Um ok bud let's do some fun little statistics work on your powerhouse club since 1965:

Demons:
Years played: 57.5
Flags: 1

Crows:
Years Played: 22.5
Flags: 2

Imagine playing for over twice as long as us in that period for half as many flags.

So you’re judging Melbourne from 1965 but have missed 10 years off Adelaide? Cool maths buddy.

What about those mighty Gold Coast Suns?

 

[Elixuh]

M9 that is just a poor call all round. 10x? Rubbish. Still salt from Sunday funday.

I'm talking about the suns dogs game not adel bris game.

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

you should write in to the afl about it

If I don’t attach a cheque for $50k they won’t open the envelope.

 

[PokerChamp]

We had the same 50m penalty for not stepping over the mark.

We also copped a bizarre reversal going forward that resulted in their goal.

And a Butts HTB 15m out despite no prior.

A free kick count of 8 or 9 to 2 in the last qtr.

Im not sure it's 'not close'.

Clearly stepped over the mark by at least a metre.

Reversal free kick was for the head high hit on Collins which was also clearly there.

Butts dropped the ball after evading a tackler, that’s holding the ball.

Crows are just a very average team. You don’t win games being in front at Qtr time.

 

[CrowToon]

This game is the second worst reaming by the umps in our history IMO.

nothing will ever beat the game where PANNELL (a bulldogs supporter）got the doggies home over us.

but that last quarter was a complete corrupt disgrace.

At any point we looked like having a semblance of momentum, the umps were sure to snuff it out.

Rory my brother I'm here to melt too but if you are gonna exaggerate as if 2012 PF didn't happen i can't even defend that

 

[CrowToon]

So you’re judging Melbourne from 1965 but have missed 10 years off Adelaide? Cool maths buddy.

What about those mighty Gold Coast Suns?

1) I could name at least 10 very forgettable seasons

2) It didn't fit my narrative to put the true amount.

 

[GC2015]

Who cares about GCS? Apart from AFL HQ?

just fold or shift already.

Might be time to put the phone down and go to sleep, champ.

Better luck next time

 

[CrowToon]

I'm talking about the suns dogs game not adel bris game.

Yeah I know so was I but I had to give you a driveby at the end. Pew pew.

 

[PokerChamp]

Can GCS fold already please? That way we don’t have to watch the umps gift them games.

Hahaha….

You were 35pts in front and lost by 25. Highly doubt the umps had a 10 goal difference.

Maybe the crows players should actually play after Qtr time.

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

Rory my brother I'm here to melt too but if you are gonna exaggerate as if 2012 PF didn't happen i can't even defend that

Ok. 3rd worse!

 

[krrzr]

Crows 2023 travelling games (1-4 / 20%)
R1 loss to GWS Giants 12.18 (90) - 15.16 (106) @ Giants Stadium
R6 win over Hawthorn Hawks 11.13 (79) - 11.10 (76) @ UTAS Stadium
R8 loss to Geelong Cats 11.6 (72) - 14.14 (98) @ GMHBA Stadium
R10 loss to Western Bulldogs 5.10 (40) - 11.19 (85) @ Mars Stadium
R12 loss to Gold Coast Suns 13.9 (87) - 16.16 (112) @ TIO Stadium

Suns 2023 travelling games (4-4 / 50%)
R2 loss to Essendon Bombers 11.14 (80) - 16.12 (108) @ Marvel Stadium
R4 loss to St Kilda Saints 8.12 (60) - 17.11 (113) @ Marvel Stadium
R5 loss to Fremantle Docker 13.12 (90) - 15.10 (100) @ Norwood Oval
R7 win over Richmond Tigers 11.6 (72) - 6.12 (48) @ Marvel Stadium
R9 win over West Coast Eagles 16.17 (113) - 6.7 (43) @ Optus Stadium
R10 loss to Brisbane Lions 9.10 (64) - 16.11 (107) @ Gabba
R11 win over Western Bulldogs 13.6 (84) - 11.11 (77) @ TIO Stadium
R12 win over Adelaide Crows 16.16 (112) - 13.9 (87) @ TIO Stadium

Must be nice getting away games at Marvel Stadium

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

Hahaha….

You were 35pts in front and lost by 25. Highly doubt the umps had a 10 goal difference.

Maybe the crows players should actually play after Qtr time.

hang on, you’re a different GCS fan than responded before.

are there two of you?

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

Might be time to put the phone down and go to sleep, champ.

Better luck next time

Geez, they’re coming out of the woodwork.

thats 3 GCS supporters I count.

a franchise of you we will make yet.

 

[PokerChamp]

This game is the second worst reaming by the umps in our history IMO.

nothing will ever beat the game where PANNELL (a bulldogs supporter）got the doggies home over us.

but that last quarter was a complete corrupt disgrace.

At any point we looked like having a semblance of momentum, the umps were sure to snuff it out.

So the umpires gifting you goals in the first half doesn’t count?

Suns are just better.

 

[CrowToon]

Clearly stepped over the mark by at least a metre.

Reversal free kick was for the head high hit on Collins which was also clearly there.

Butts dropped the ball after evading a tackler, that’s holding the ball.

Crows are just a very average team. You don’t win games being in front at Qtr time.

Omg fold your cards buddy.
Collins is a dweeby shortarse who got rewarded for inferior genes.

Butts didn't drop s**t, it was lost in the tackle, he didn't evade the tackler. Moving your head to avoid it being hit doesn't constitute an evasion or duck - read a rule book.

And if you seriously think he went a metre over the mark then I charge you with depth perceptionitus

 

[kreglze]

Enjoying the melts.

Must admit, I took an unreasonable amount of enjoyment in Long pocketing Rankine.

Jeffrey also may have found a spot playing in defense, looked good back there.

 

[King Elvis]

Adelaide’s fixture thus far:
7/12 at Adelaide Oval
5 away games - 2 at neutral venues and Hawks in Tassie (would’ve lost in Melbourne).

Such a favourable draw and not even in the 8 - 12 games into the season.

I'd ask you to give us the breakdown for Richmond, but I know you're just trolling.

 

[The Kings Ransom]

Must be nice getting away games at Marvel Stadium

Not sure what your point is.
I’m sure we’d rather play at the mcg.

? You also face essendon at marvel

Don’t you get 2 away games at Adelaide oval this year?

.

 

[CrowToon]

Enjoying the melts.

Must admit, I took an unreasonable amount of enjoyment in Long pocketing Rankine.

Jeffrey also may have found a spot playing in defense, looked good back there.

If I got to run 25m without having to take a bounce I'd look good too.

 

[Stroppy]

The umps made some more mistakes this week, this time they favoured the Suns when it counted. As a Plastic fan, never thought I would see it. Gil must have got on the blower for the square up after last week and the Demons game.

But from the 35 point Crow lead it was 14 goals to 5 with a couple of easy misses from the Suns. 32 shots + 3 out on the full to 22 shots with 1 out on the full (I think).
So, you know.....at some point...win a clearance, get it forward, put on some pressure, kick a goal. It really helps...

 

[CrowToon]

Not sure what your point is.
I’m sure we’d rather play at the mcg.

? You also face essendon at marvel

Don’t you get 2 away games at Adelaide oval this year?

.

Where the hell are you getting 2 from? We get 1 away to Port and we had a neutral one in Gather Round. And here I thought Port Adelaide were the only ones who couldn't count past one.

 

[King Elvis]

Crows 2023 travelling games (1-4 / 20%)
R1 loss to GWS Giants 12.18 (90) - 15.16 (106) @ Giants Stadium
R6 win over Hawthorn Hawks 11.13 (79) - 11.10 (76) @ UTAS Stadium
R8 loss to Geelong Cats 11.6 (72) - 14.14 (98) @ GMHBA Stadium
R10 loss to Western Bulldogs 5.10 (40) - 11.19 (85) @ Mars Stadium
R12 loss to Gold Coast Suns 13.9 (87) - 16.16 (112) @ TIO Stadium

Suns 2023 travelling games (4-4 / 50%)
R2 loss to Essendon Bombers 11.14 (80) - 16.12 (108) @ Marvel Stadium
R4 loss to St Kilda Saints 8.12 (60) - 17.11 (113) @ Marvel Stadium
R5 loss to Fremantle Docker 13.12 (90) - 15.10 (100) @ Norwood Oval
R7 win over Richmond Tigers 11.6 (72) - 6.12 (48) @ Marvel Stadium
R9 win over West Coast Eagles 16.17 (113) - 6.7 (43) @ Optus Stadium
R10 loss to Brisbane Lions 9.10 (64) - 16.11 (107) @ Gabba
R11 win over Western Bulldogs 13.6 (84) - 11.11 (77) @ TIO Stadium
R12 win over Adelaide Crows 16.16 (112) - 13.9 (87) @ TIO Stadium

It is pretty weird that one of the best drawing Clubs in the AFL has played at 3 suburban stadiums in the last couple of months.

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

So the umpires gifting you goals in the first half doesn’t count?

Suns are just better.

What. Suns are better at what?

Existing for no reason?