Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 12 - Suns v Crows Sat June 3rd 7:30pm AEST (TIO)

[CrowToon]

The umps made some more mistakes this week, this time they favoured the Suns when it counted. As a Plastic fan, never thought I would see it. Gil must have got on the blower for the square up after last week and the Demons game.

But from the 35 point Crow lead it was 14 goals to 5 with a couple of easy misses from the Suns. 32 shots + 3 out on the full to 22 shots with 1 out on the full (I think).
So, you know.....at some point...win a clearance, get it forward, put on some pressure, kick a goal. It really helps...

Everytime we pegged it back we got reamed by the umps. Momentum is everything and ours got arrested. Which is exactly what those criminals in lime green should be right now.

 

[Elixuh]

Crows fans melts in this thread are delicious!

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

Crows fans melts in this thread are delicious!

Why are you here? Still crying after last week.

 

[Stroppy]

Why are you here? Still crying after last week.

I'm here b/c I am a Plastic Fan and we won this week.
Why are you here?

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

I'm here b/c I am a Plastic Fan and we won this week.
Why are you here?

to put the plastic in the correct bin.

 

[The Kings Ransom]

Where the hell are you getting 2 from? We get 1 away to Port and we had a neutral one in Gather Round. And here I thought Port Adelaide were the only ones who couldn't count past one.

Ok.

13 games on your home deck.

I know they called it ‘neutral’ but how the hell is it neutral when you played carlton on your home deck to an overwhelming adelaide centric crowd.

 

[CrowToon]

Crows fans melts in this thread are delicious!

Says the guy whose team gets to play the Hawks in Melbourne instead of some windy shithole full of inbreds.

 

[apollo_creed]

I'd ask you to give us the breakdown for Richmond, but I know you're just trolling.

Melbourne sides playing home games with no advantage vs a side with an extra home game who has happened to play 2 or 3 of their 5 away games thus far on neutral venues…

 

[CrowToon]

Ok.

13 games on your home deck.

I know they called it ‘neutral’ but how the hell is it neutral when you played carlton on your home deck to an overwhelming adelaide centric crowd.

Because Adelaide people chose to gather round the ticket booth faster than Carlton people did.

it's 11 on our home deck, 1 on Ports and 1 on a neutral deck.

At this point if you aren't interested in historical accuracy I can't help you.

 

[JasRulz63]

Says the game whose team gets to play the Hawks in Melbourne instead of some windy shithole full of inbreds.

We've played Hawthorn in Tasmania for 12 of the last 16 seasons.

 

[krrzr]

Not sure what your point is.
I’m sure we’d rather play at the mcg.

? You also face essendon at marvel

You would think playing 3 Victorian sides away in the opening 10 rounds, At least 1 would be played at Marvel/MCG

 

[Elixuh]

Says the guy whose team gets to play the Hawks in Melbourne instead of some windy shithole full of inbreds.

Damn you got me there!

(What was your point again?)

 

[The Kings Ransom]

You would think playing 3 Victorian sides away in the opening 10 rounds, At least 1 would be played at Marvel/MCG

Sure I guess.

In totality, I would sure as hell rather your draw than ours.

13 games on home ground.
We have 9.

 

[CrowToon]

We've played Hawthorn in Tasmania for 12 of the last 16 seasons.

Objection: doesn't help my narrative.

 

[CrowToon]

Sure I guess.

In totality, I would sure as hell rather your draw than ours.

13 games on home ground.
We have 9.

You have 11. What an absolute lie.

 

[BACCS]

Adelaide’s fixture thus far:
7/12 at Adelaide Oval
5 away games - 2 at neutral venues and Hawks in Tassie (would’ve lost in Melbourne).

Such a favourable draw and not even in the 8 - 12 games into the season.

When do Richmond play in Ballarat, Geelong, Tasmania and Darwin? Is that coming in the 2nd half of your season?

 

[CrowToon]

Damn you got me there!

(What was your point again?)

See you at the Gabba for a bit of wham bam thank you for another 4 sweet points.

 

[krrzr]

Sure I guess.

In totality, I would sure as hell rather your draw than ours.

13 games on home ground.
We have 9.

Surely you're not counting the last 2 weeks as away games?

 

[The Kings Ransom]

You have 11. What an absolute lie.

At heritage bank stadium we have 9
At Adelaide oval you have 13

 

[longdonkey]

Any supporter of a big Melbourne club complaining about a non-Vic teams draw is living in a dream world. Not often I agree with Crom rhetoric but they are right this time.

 

[The Kings Ransom]

Surely you're not counting the last 2 weeks as away games?

They’re not on the Gold Coast are they.

I’d rather 13 games on our home ground on the Gold Coast.

 

[Jirik13]

What. Suns are better at what?

Existing for no reason?

Have a rest. You are embarrassing Crows fans.

Just re-watch 9 goals in a row by Suns. That was impressive turn around (56 points?). Poor Nick looked a bit distressed on the bench

And yes, Crows started great, with great efficiency and pressure. But once Suns got going in the middle of 2nd quarter, they were clearly a better team and dominated Crows in contest.

I was impressed how well Long played on Rankine.

 

[TheGoldPersons]

What. Suns are better at what?

Existing for no reason?

Ok its getting late for you. Have some warm milk and go to sleep.

Dont worry, I've already checked under your bed for Lukosius and Rowell

 

[CrowToon]

At heritage bank stadium we have 9
At Adelaide oval you have 13

You can't go and sell 2 home games and then cry poor.

We have 11 home games, same as you.

Bending the narrative to suit your agenda is just that.

 

[Xtreme]

Suns going to have their best year in AFL history.