Annoying things at KFC

[crazyman27]

I don't eat out at the Colonel's restaurant very often but when I have I've found that it turns my gut into a cauldron of bubbling shit. Surely this has to be the definition of post-purchase dissonance. Does KFC have anything on their menu that will not destroy your bowels?

 

[FoolCat]

When you order a meal with a piece of original recipe chicken (?) and you get a wing. Just a wing, none of the meat. WTF.

 

[Freofalcon]

I don't eat out at the Colonel's restaurant very often but when I have I've found that it turns my gut into a cauldron of bubbling shit. Surely this has to be the definition of post-purchase dissonance. Does KFC have anything on their menu that will not destroy your bowels?

You bagging KFC ?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

The inconsistency with Original chicken pieces.

Their Krushers are ridiculously overpriced and are finished too quickly to enjoy

Their bread rolls and coleslaw. **** off with that shit.

 

[crazyman27]

Just on a 'side dish of potato and gravy' note, searching KFC memes on google images has to produce some of the most racist results you'll ever see.

I've never eaten the potato and gravy from KFC, is it any good? Genuinely looks like prison food.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Zingers that aren't spicy enough. And the so-called 'super charged' sauce? Don't make me and Adam Richman laugh...

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Just on a 'side dish of potato and gravy' note, searching KFC memes on google images has to produce some of the most racist results you'll ever see.

I've never eaten the potato and gravy from KFC, is it any good? Genuinely looks like prison food.

It's really not. Too much potato for little gravy imo. Sometimes it can turn out really nasty and most of the time I just throw it out. You might want to eat it at the start of the meal, because once you finish the chips and chicken you won't have the stomach to down the potato and gravy. Otherwise, I just use the gravy for my chips and throw out the rest.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

No matter how many times I ask for the 11 secret herbs and spices, i dont get given them

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

No matter how many times I ask for the 11 secret herbs and spices, i dont get given them

One of them is freeze-dried marjoram.

 

[Doss]

Isn't KFC supposedly the most unhealthy of all the major and widespread fast food joints?

 

[Gasometer]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/food-battles-kfc-v-red-rooster.1030441/page-2#post-30034309

 

[BALKAN]

Isn't KFC supposedly the most unhealthy of all the major and widespread fast food joints?

I would have thought it'd be the opposite

 

[Cleavy]

the chips go too soggy in the plastic bags.

 

[UmpiringFooty]

Their nuggets are made of tripe

 

[ManWithNoName]

The price.

 

[Plugger35]

Nailed down furniture

 

[Gasometer]

Only good for relining guts at 2pm after driving the porcelain bus after 30 beers.

 

[NarniMagic]

When I get the chips and they put no salt on them
Who wants to eat chips with no salt? I don't think such a person exists

 

[LukasTheGreat]

 

[Upgrayedd]

I find the food inedible at the best of times.

Plus. Pepsi is also horrible. I once ordered a can of Pepsi, and i got given the docket. I then told the guy to put the docket and the can of pepsi in the bin, And made sure he did

was pretty drunk and my finest hour picking on a 16 year old

 

[Shane Hird]

My 14 year old son loves this shit. My missus is a vegan so when it's time for me and the boy to eat takeaway meat products, he always wants KFC....and I dread it.

Not the actual eating part. It's 30 mins after the event that's the killer.

The bowels eventually build up an unstoppable urge to unload the god awful mess one has just piled into one's stomach.... and we all know how it ends.

Like a garbage tip truck opening up the back and pushing out the waste, the bowels unleash a horrid display of what crap, greasy, salty shit food can look like after a brief moment of time in the human body.

All I think about as this is happening is " I've just spent $25 on this crap and it's out of my system a mere 30 minutes later..." That ripped off feeling.

 

[class78]

It annoyed me how as a kid I always wanted it, would have it and hate it but would always crave it

 

[ep2018]

What's annoying is that every store is so inconsistent with the quality of their food, especially the dryness of their fried chicken. It really is hit and miss with them, more so then any other fast food chain. The Perth store is great though, your food is always fresh, as you'd expect in a high turnover store where food is constantly being cooked.

 

[ep2018]

And as mentioned before, great idea at the time but 30 mins after you feel like death

 

[Igloo]

So delicious. But so deadly. So much pain after you've finished eating.

Soggy chips are also terrible.