Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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Continued in Part 2:

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[demondavey]

Well, not at the moment. My hands are busy typing.

What have they been doing between my last post and your response just now?

 

[00Stinger]

Forgive me if already posted

Brian Lake/Harris invited his best mate over from Adeliade to Melbourne to live as he was going through some issues.

The best mate ended up having an affair with Lake's missus and are now together with children of there own

Maybe Lakes issues were his wife

In which case his mate solved them for him

 

[Soups]

Confirmed rather than a rumour. Gary Pert was not well regarded by his colleagues at Collingwood and a particular individual stated that he ‘couldn’t believe’ he was given the job by Melbourne.

Trav Cloke parking in his designated Car park confirms this

 

[BlueSuedeKreuz]

The missus of a friend used to work at Ferrari Formalwear in Perth at the start of the decade. On two non-consecutive occasions, she's hired suits to AFL players (she's not an AFL fan). Both times she asked for their names, they responded "Don't you know who I am?". One was Matthew Pavlich (understandable I'd say). The other.............Tom Swift!

Wayne Carey did that in my home town back in the day. Was doing the wobbly dancing most drunks do and spilled a drink on my sober friend, then demanded he buy another. Mate said * off. Carey put my mate against the wall with a "don't you know who I am ??". Was then tapped on the shoulder and turned around, looked up, and met my other mate Big Johnny, who proceeded to say "put him down or you'll find out who I am." Carey bought a round of drinks.

 

[tiger_tough]

Wayne Carey did that in my home town back in the day. Was doing the wobbly dancing most drunks do and spilled a drink on my sober friend, then demanded he buy another. Mate said fu** off. Carey put my mate against the wall with a "don't you know who I am ??". Was then tapped on the shoulder and turned around, looked up, and met my other mate Big Johnny, who proceeded to say "put him down or you'll find out who I am." Carey bought a round of drinks.

 

[La Vache]

Big Johnny must be Lennox Lewis.

 

[Rocco sifreddi]

Big Johnny must be Lennox Lewis.

 

[Vikingnz]

Wayne Carey did that in my home town back in the day. Was doing the wobbly dancing most drunks do and spilled a drink on my sober friend, then demanded he buy another. Mate said fu** off. Carey put my mate against the wall with a "don't you know who I am ??". Was then tapped on the shoulder and turned around, looked up, and met my other mate Big Johnny, who proceeded to say "put him down or you'll find out who I am." Carey bought a round of drinks.

If you read this as Johnny being a slang term for penis, this anecdote takes a dark turn.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

If you read this as Johnny being a slang term for penis, this anecdote takes a dark turn.

Especially the "tapped on the shoulder" bit.

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Wayne Carey did that in my home town back in the day. Was doing the wobbly dancing most drunks do and spilled a drink on my sober friend, then demanded he buy another. Mate said fu** off. Carey put my mate against the wall with a "don't you know who I am ??". Was then tapped on the shoulder and turned around, looked up, and met my other mate Big Johnny, who proceeded to say "put him down or you'll find out who I am." Carey bought a round of drinks.

Out of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most.

 

[scottishfiction]

Big Johnny sounds like the sort of bloke who comes out of retirement to flatten an ex-AFL player doing a country appearance. Just for the pub props.

 

[scottishfiction]

also I love Pav to death, an underrated champion footballer who excelled in three proper positions – full back, rover, full forward – and did it from day dot 'til day die. huge loyalty, icon of the club, you'd give anything to draft a guy like that at #1 let alone 3 but...

it's no surprise he shops at a place called Ferrari Formalwear. not the classiest fella going around. he does Coles online ffs.

 

[RudyBlue]

 

[tiger_tough]

also I love Pav to death, an underrated champion footballer who excelled in three proper positions – full back, rover, full forward – and did it from day dot 'til day die. huge loyalty, icon of the club, you'd give anything to draft a guy like that at #1 let alone 3 but...

it's no surprise he shops at a place called Ferrari Formalwear. not the classiest fella going around. he does Coles online ffs.

Is using Coles online a no no for the classy?

 

[Big Bryza]

The Buckley/ Malthouse swap when he was CEO, didn't make sense to get rid of a coach who'd just won a flag.

The decision was made before Malty had won a flag at Collingwood.

 

[Virgin Dog]

Is using Coles online a no no for the classy?

People with real class send their personal shopper

 

[BlueSuedeKreuz]

Out of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most.

Wayne Carey knows it did. That is all I need.

 

[BlueSuedeKreuz]

Especially the "tapped on the shoulder" bit.

I wondered how long it would take someone to go there. And no, not the case that I'm aware of. It was his BMI.

 

[LanceRomance]

Out of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most.

What part? Carey buying drinks for everyone?

 

[Schnitzengruben]

What part? Carey buying drinks for everyone?

Nah, BlueSuedeKreuz having friends.

 

[BlueSuedeKreuz]

Don't have to.

 

[BlueSuedeKreuz]

Out of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most.

Except the night that it did happen. Otherwise you'd be correct.

 

[BlueSuedeKreuz]

Nah, BlueSuedeKreuz having friends.

Careful, getting personal. Mods love that recently.

 

[BlueSuedeKreuz]

What part? Carey buying drinks for everyone?

He bought a round. For my mate covered in drink, the big fella, and himself. Not for "everyone" He was an AFL footballer after all.

 

[Private Hudson]

few-time Sydney Swans player Ryan Brabazon used to have Jessie Andrews obsessed with him. met him when he did some photography and she'd constantly pay her own way to visit him in Sydney and get him over to LA. poor prick.

Who the * is Jessie Andrews ?