Bulldog clerihews

[worbod]

Before he went into the football void,
In a grand final Tom Boyd
Kicked a special goal for all us Bulldog tragics,
And made Brian Taylor drop the magic.

 

[worbod]

Just to cheer myself up a bit I am adding to this thread:

To mention the deeds of Tony Liberatore

Tony Liberatore

Age

58

Ht

163cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.1

5star

K

10.5

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

1.5

2star

T

4.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.0

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

4.8

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

0.0

1star

,
For many, that's amore.
A ferocious little devil,
He won league medals at three different levels.


He's a Bulldog named Caleb Daniel

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Caleb Daniel

Age

27

Ht

171cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.3

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

19.5

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

8.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

CL

1.0

3star

D

16.4

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

9.2

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.2

2star

Yet his height is more like a cocker spaniel.
His kicking is elite
With both his Bulldog feet.


Doug Hawkins could do anything,
He ended up with his own special wing.
He gave his all to every task:
What more could you "arks"?

 

[H Dolphin]

Just to cheer myself up a bit I am adding to this thread:

...

Rogers & Hammerstein, Lennon & McCartney, Lerner & Loewe, Bjorn & Benny, Worbod &