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So many pointless commas in a pointless, stupid tweet.
Perhaps you should stay of your phone Tom you nuffy.

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By his standards this isn't that bad, one wrong word, a wrong apostrophe, one wrong comma and a comma where a semicolon should be. Oh and a missing full stop or question mark.

And nobody cares about the subject matter.
 

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Someone needs to sit him down and explain quality is better than quantity. I genuinely can't think of one decent article that he's written. Less 'ist' and more 'journal' required.
 


seriously now Tom..you need to get your incredibly dull tweets checked by a friend who is pretty good at grammar.

Or you’ll just keep copping endless derision (contemptuous ridicule or mockery) by all and sundry for the rest of your “career” as a hard hitting, news breaking, footy reporter person.
 

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seriously now Tom..you need to get your incredibly dull tweets checked by a friend who is pretty good at grammar.

Or you’ll just keep copping endless derision (contemptuous ridicule or mockery) by all and sundry for the rest of your “career” as a hard hitting, news breaking, footy reporter person.
Perhaps he meant
seriously now Tom..you need to get your incredibly dull tweets checked by a friend who is pretty good at grammar.

Or you’ll just keep copping endless derision (contemptuous ridicule or mockery) by all and sundry for the rest of your “career” as a hard hitting, news breaking, footy reporter person.
Coping,copping,browne is really copulating himself
 
seriously now Tom..you need to get your incredibly dull tweets checked by a friend who is pretty good at grammar.

Or you’ll just keep copping endless derision (contemptuous ridicule or mockery) by all and sundry for the rest of your “career” as a hard hitting, news breaking, footy reporter person.

In an exclusive I can reveal that his Name. actually is Thom Brown. Agreement reached after he kept spelling, incorrect. Afl say happy to proceed on. This basis.
 
Does he do this on purpose? The poor punctuation with his habit of appearing to not understand where a full stop or a comma goes in a sentence?

Is he a troll or just plain stupid?

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This guy is incredibly dumb.

Hi Tom!

An enquiry is backdated because an enquiry is trying to find out what happened in the past, so that means it looks at the past.

If an enquiry wasn't backdated it would be trying to establish what happened in the future.

Also maybe read the news, since the question you have asked has already been answered.

Please stay interstate from now on.

Kind regards
The 747
 

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