TheLoungeLizard
The world's most handsome man
Precisely!Some fellow is willing to teach you your times tables and you tell him to get stuffed.
I don't care for maths, or him.
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Precisely!Some fellow is willing to teach you your times tables and you tell him to get stuffed.
Nah, the exhilaration of the rafting was well worth the scary bus trip and even having to put up with that idiot.After now hearing of the horrid bus ride to the Shotover I'm now glad I went with the Canyon Swing instead of the rafting.
With the amount of alcohol consumption that takes place in Queenstown your nerves are pretty shot to pieces as well, only heightening the fear.
Got to love that bit when the wheel is basically hanging over the edge with a sheer 100 metre drop below.
I just didn't look.
She might be Mrs Boof-in-the-bumCould use an update on the current life status of young Miss Boof-in-the-bum
Hudu Gurusingha do you have children? If you don't I don't think you can judge a parent.
One day you'll understand just how much it changes you and gives meaning to your life to hold something so precious that you'll want to share everything about it to the world. It's love at its purest.
Just messing with you, what a campaigner.
All while the old man is slaving his guts out at work so the fat moll can roam around in a brand new four wheel drive, spoil her c*** children rotten at the shops and hang around in the school ground with the mothers club talking s**t and gossiping.Ms Dickhead Mother
Sandra angrily storms into Dome dressed in the official uniform of the wife that hasn’t sucked a dick in 8 years: loose denim carpi pants, a plain shirt and a super practical pair of New Balance sneakers. Sandra has no time for MILF’y fashion pursuits, she is the CEO of the hardest job in the ******* world: raising kids who are more spoiled than the carton of milk that Kyle Sandilands bought in anticipation for a Cleo Bachelor of the Year nomination.
Within minutes, Sandra is berating a staff member at full volume, “what do you mean I have to pay for a babycino? Look my daughter is crying now! My daughter is crying, my daughter is crying!!!” The poor girl cops the narcissistic rage of a dickhead that believes the passing of a placenta gives her the right to stamp out the cigarette of entitlement on the face of society. “FedUp Perth will be hearing about this! Come on darlings we’re going!”.
She refuses to concede any footpath space as she forces a young couple to step onto the grass to avoid her precious entourage. She shoots them an early-menopausal bitch-stare that conveys her sinister thoughts, “how dare you find it inconvenient to move FOR MY DARLING CHILDREN!”. She continues to stampede away from Dome like a bull-dyke that just spotted a Spaniard wielding a raging boner like a spear.
She walks to her Tarago which is parked in a busy car park. She spends 5 minutes loading her screaming brats into her car and then makes an obnoxious phone call to her day-time television campaigner of a friend. A lad who had been waiting patiently for her finally honks his horn. She boils over like a hormonal pot of pasta and storms towards the man like a tampon-tornado. “HOW DARE YOU!!! Now my babies are crying!! You pig!!!”
Hours later, Sandra is having lunch with her bestie. She talks endlessly about her precious little George while he demonstrates just how special he is by running around the eatery and destroying the serenity. A suited man leans over, “sorry lady, could you look after your kid? We’re trying to have a business chat?” Uh-oh…
Needless to say, the eatery is treated to a full blown bitch-Opera followed up an un-requested psychotic-encore by the mayor of dickheadsville.
Not Hudu, this guy on fb
More likely Miss Bun-in-the-oven. Surely she doesn't take the "up the bum, no babies" option every time. For a start she doesn't seem bright enough.She might be Mrs Boof-in-the-bum
I second that motion.This thread needs the Certified Legendary tag. Taxi! And her middle name being JaYde just adds to it.
Just recently had a new guy start at work who's probably worked his way into the top 5 most irritating people I've ever met, we'll call him Josh for the purpose of this story. Josh is one of those guys you meet and you immediately know that any conversation you have with them is going to be pointless. Whenever I talk to him you can see that he's paying zero attention to anything you're saying, that little brain of his is just ticking over, waiting to spit out some more trash once I'm finished talking, he has a story for every occasion.
Josh not only is stupid, he looks stupid, picture a 32 year old Jarryd Roughead about a foot shorter, with a head shaped sort of like a blimp. I could just tell he wasn't going to be pleasant to be around once I saw him.
It started with pretty innocent stuff like telling stories which were clearly being exaggerated, but I thought I'd let him off, maybe he was just trying to make a a good impression. The first major strike came during one of his tangents about something irrelevant when he decided to mention that he had a brother who had gone to The University of Melbourne, had recently graduated and has now moved to Sydney to work on the Large Hadron Collider. I questioned him about it to which he replied "yeah, he actually lives in Coffs Harbour because it's nicer but all the work's in Sydney". So I've now established he has a brother (possibly made up) from his bogan Holden t-shirt wearing, Bundy drinking family who has moved to Coffs Harbour and commutes 5 hours to Sydney to work on the large Hadron Collider which he doesn't realise is in Switzerland.
Josh is 32 and is still living at home with his mum, he's got quite a normal shaped body apart from a pretty obvious pot gut, ironically he's always telling me stories about which gym he has a membership at and how much he can deadlift. Josh's mum, obviously seeing this gut, has lately been buying him lean cuisine meals to take to work. He brings these meals to work, which are about $7 a pop? And then thinks its genius and very funny that he throws the meal in the bin, walks to Mackers to buy lunch and then tells his mother that he's been eating them. It's the sort of s**t ten year olds do in primary school, and he thinks he's a modern day genius.
I'm sure I'll have some more tales to come.