Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

You mean like this Gasometer ?

I often find the mirth days after the event

 

[D23D]

I've always wanted to learn to play the guitar, so last week I bought myself one for my birthday.

Turns out it's harder than it looks. My stumpy fingers can't get into any positions other than a basic E and A chord, and the tips of my fingers have lost all feeling. ☹

Just go straight to bar cords

 

[Gasometer]

Anyone noticed out on your drive to the Shops how quickly people’s driving skills have dropped off?

 

[Hojuman]

Get to stay home again....." whoopee "

Wuhan-flu cgagf.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Anyone noticed out on your drive to the Shops how quickly people’s driving skills have dropped off?

Mrs Spider's have.

She sideswiped a car at the KFC drivethrough. $1100 damage to the other car.

 

[Hojuman]

Mrs Spider's have.

She sideswiped a car at the KFC drivethrough. $1100 damage to the other car.

Can you overtake in the drivethrough ?

Tell teenage Spidey you need to borrow his $1500 job-keeper payment

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Can you overtake in the drivethrough ?

Tell teenage Spidey you need to borrow his $1500 job-keeper payment

She went there in rush hour and after a while decided she couldn't be stuffed waiting for half an hour for a twister that will probably fall apart in her lap, so tried to pull out and leave but didn't see the other car.

It's a big price to pay, but I've now got credits in the bank at home for future reference.

 

[gokangas]

Can you overtake in the drivethrough ?

You can now.

 

[Gasometer]

Rush hour in Warrnambool

 

[Gasometer]

Get to stay home again....." whoopee "

Wuhan-flu cgagf.

Did u download the App

I did

My only problem is that it’s notifications are pushed to the end of the line behind Siri telling me wat to do when, Strava notifications, Australia Post telling me my mail is coming and will I be home, YouTube, Nmfc and Herald Sun.

I haven’t opened my Inbox yet

 

[Reagan Smash]

How hard is it to return a trolley to the trolley bay ? ffs

 

[Gasometer]

How hard is it to return a trolley to the trolley bay ? ffs

Worse when the trolley dents your car as has happened

 

[rickety]

How hard is it to return a trolley to the trolley bay ? ffs

It's on par with using an indicator. Might even be the same people

 

[blackshadow]

Tough question, but I have almost everything Iggy and the Stooges and MC5 ever put out, even a green vinyl Iggy Pop and James Williamson limited edition called Kill City, 98% of Rush's discography, but it's like asking to pick a favourite child really, love 'em all

I didn't realise you were a Stooges and the 5 fan.

All my records are in storage. I've got a heap of Stooges and Iggy stuff on vinyl including a heap of great bootlegs. A great early pressing of Kick Out The Jams with the uncensored announcement.

I rate Kill City as a masterpiece. It was great to see a reformed Stooges play some of that stuff live.

 

[blackshadow]

I can’t handle the sensation of it stuck on fingers...straight to the thinners

 

[KiwiRoo]

She went there in rush hour and after a while decided she couldn't be stuffed waiting for half an hour for a twister that will probably fall apart in her lap, so tried to pull out and leave but didn't see the other car.

It's a big price to pay, but I've now got credits in the bank at home for future reference.

No such thing as future reference Spider, never mention it again ! Thats my advice..
Otherwise you may as well take a vowel of celibacy

 

[KiwiRoo]

I've always wanted to learn to play the guitar, so last week I bought myself one for my birthday.

Turns out it's harder than it looks. My stumpy fingers can't get into any positions other than a basic E and A chord, and the tips of my fingers have lost all feeling. ☹

2 weeks of pain Spider, then your finger tips will harden up bigtime !

 

[koshari]

2 weeks of pain Spider, then your finger tips will harden up bigtime !

The calluses will come well before remembering chord transitions.

 

[Hojuman]

The calluses will come well before remembering chord transitions.

Buy a keyboard Spidey.

 

[krakouers]

Anyone noticed out on your drive to the Shops how quickly people’s driving skills have dropped off?

It’s a national issue, I swear people are getting worse

 

[krakouers]

Currently home schooling a grade 2 kid.

I'm grumpy at diagraphs.

Firstly, what in the flying fire truck is a diagraph?

Secondly, how is a 7 year old supposed to know about something that 2 parents don't.

I dunno about these new fangled teaching techniques, but I do know 1 thing; Teachers must drink A LOT!

EDIT: This was my 5,000th post on BigFooty. Not quite Gaso's 50,000th post, but it's in the same thread, so there has to be something to that!

Congrats on the 5,000th post

Are you able to send a photo of what they need to do? No expert but we can hopefully work it out on here

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Congrats on the 5,000th post
Are you able to send a photo of what they need to do? No expert but we can hopefully work it out on here

Ta on the congrats.

And, uhhh, no. I can only imagine what will be the result of posting the daily work of a grade 2 student. Sure, there will be some laughs, but on a forum where growing grass can probably turn into a political debate, I think I'll save the State Education minister the hassle.

To be honest, it's not the work that's the issue with the home schooling, it's keeping children (& also the teacher) focused for 6 hours per day.

 

[krakouers]

Ta on the congrats.

And, uhhh, no. I can only imagine what will be the result of posting the daily work of a grade 2 student. Sure, there will be some laughs, but on a forum where growing grass can probably turn into a political debate, I think I'll save the State Education minister the hassle.

To be honest, it's not the work that's the issue with the home schooling, it's keeping children (& also the teacher) focused for 6 hours per day.

All good mate, I’m sure on here we can help if other people have issues with homework

Keep cool mate, end is in sight

 

[Passmore]

Anyone noticed out on your drive to the Shops how quickly people’s driving skills have dropped off?

Road rules and common courtesy seem to have been forgotten.

And when you are in the shop, people in facemasks seem to be oblivious to what is around them.

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[krakouers]

Road rules and common courtesy seem to have been forgotten.

And when you are in the shop, people in facemasks seem to be oblivious to what is around them.

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My nemesis, shoppers in shopping centres