Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[LuvtheKangas]

Just to follow up on a previous post.

I was cutting my own hair the other day with the clippers, nothing unusual as I now run with the number 0 all over, and I slipped and shaved off half an eyebrow. Some may call that Karma.

It just made me grumpy

Vanilla Ice likes this.

 

[see see]

Vanilla Ice likes this.

Who's the dude on the right? Looks a bit like Keenan Reynolds.

 

[Firestarter]

I thought they were Guile cosplayers.

 

[Massive Unit]

Who's the dude on the right? Looks a bit like Keenan Reynolds.

FWIW, I went to school with Keenan Reynolds and Cameron Wright (hack that played 2 games for Footscray in 1987). Both flogs of the highest order.

 

[see see]

FWIW, I went to school with Keenan Reynolds and Cameron Wright (hack that played 2 games for Footscray in 1987). Both flogs of the highest order.

I hear they speak highly of you, though.

 

[Massive Unit]

I hear they speak highly of you, though.

Come on see see. You've met me. I'm 5 foot f***-all! No-one thinks highly of me.

 

[ferball]

Vanilla Ice likes this.

Saw Vanilla Ice once. He played at a club I used to work at in 1991.

He was really good.



At being shithouse.

 

[ferball]

Come on see see. You've met me. I'm 5 foot f***-all! No-one thinks highly of me.

We think well of you tho.

 

[Kimbo]

Thread needs to be renamed the 'faux outrage' thread.

 

[blackshadow]

Thread needs to be renamed the 'faux outrage' thread.

That would really make gaso grumpy [emoji35]

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[Kimbo]

That would really make gaso grumpy [emoji35]

So, no reason not to do it then, other than inciting faux outrage?

 

[Gasometer]

So, no reason not to do it then, other than inciting faux outrage?

You go and start your own thread and come back and tell us about it on page 142 and one year later.

142 pages of grumpiness.

 

[Samsquanch]

You go and start your own thread and come back and tell us about it on page 142 and one year later.

142 pages of grumpiness.

The real thing. Naux faux maux faux.

 

[The Other Dean]

Most of them looked like they'd never seen the inside of a gym.

Yeah, I'm with you. Active wear is the ultimate break-even. The obvious upsides negated by the undeniable, memory-scarring downsides. Government should consider introducing some kind of screening process for intended buyers, like when you purchase a firearm.

(Relax, Roogal. I'm joking.)

But yeah, it's the ridiculous facade of it all. While I wouldn't be entirely surprised to see 'Pushing a Stroller' turning up as an event at the next Olympics, I'm yet to pen it in as a sport. So what's with the sportswear?

Active wear is to the '2000 and teens' what 4WD's were to the previous decade. In both cases I'd say you only have roughly 5-10% of their owners using them for their intended purpose.

 

[KiwiRoo]

went to the mall yesterday..they had someone saying good morning to every shopper walking in. Then went to Bunnings,they had the same

Like its not a good morning is it !..Im shopping ,they're playing putrid Xmas carols and theres screaming kids everywhere

whats $%&king good about it !

 

[Gasometer]

Heat wave about to hit the Greater Katamatite Region...looking at 40 come Xmas and Boxing Day.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Heat wave about to hit the Greater Katamatite Region...looking at 40 come Xmas and Boxing Day.

bugger that. nice 25 C day here.. Perfect for eating, a few beers and a sleep mid afternoon !

 

[Twinkletoes]

Heat wave about to hit the Greater Katamatite Region...looking at 40 come Xmas and Boxing Day.

37C forecast for Melbourne, followed by similar for the first few days of the Boxing Day Test (and after a hot Friday and Saturday prior).

Our A/C has been on the blink since I first called the company on October 5th. Several calls subsequent to that and still no working A/C has me primed for a Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" reception for the pricks when they show up this week on the back of my "Fix it by Friday or there will be hell to f***ing pay!" phonecall yesterday.

 

[shintemaster]

went to the mall yesterday..they had someone saying good morning to every shopper walking in. Then went to Bunnings,they had the same

Like its not a good morning is it !..Im shopping ,they're playing putrid Xmas carols and theres screaming kids everywhere

whats $%&king good about it !

I'm horrendously addicted to Bunnings but hate those people. I actively avoid eye contact and try to slink past them now. BAM! It's all to no avail as they spot you and fling friendly platitudes at you.

 

[Arden]

37C forecast for Melbourne, followed by similar for the first few days of the Boxing Day Test (and after a hot Friday and Saturday prior).

Our A/C has been on the blink since I first called the company on October 5th. Several calls subsequent to that and still no working A/C has me primed for a Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" reception for the pricks when they show up this week on the back of my "Fix it by Friday or there will be hell to f***ing pay!" phonecall yesterday.

Maybe you could invite shinte over to cool things down with his heart.

 

[KiwiRoo]

I'm horrendously addicted to Bunnings but hate those people. I actively avoid eye contact and try to slink past them now. BAM! It's all to no avail as they spot you and fling friendly platitudes at you.

I'm normally a pretty easy going guy but then Xmas arrives and my shirt rips and I go green..

Then the boxing day test arrives.. and hey presto I'm back to being Bruce Banner again !

 

[Gasometer]

I'm horrendously addicted to Bunnings but hate those people. I actively avoid eye contact and try to slink past them now. BAM! It's all to no avail as they spot you and fling friendly platitudes at you.

Yet when you want to ask any one for help aisle is deserted or they don't know the answer unlike when they first opened. Shite.

 

[Gasometer]

37C forecast for Melbourne, followed by similar for the first few days of the Boxing Day Test (and after a hot Friday and Saturday prior).

Our A/C has been on the blink since I first called the company on October 5th. Several calls subsequent to that and still no working A/C has me primed for a Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" reception for the pricks when they show up this week on the back of my "Fix it by Friday or there will be hell to f***ing pay!" phonecall yesterday.

Get yourself a fan.

Evaporative for days up here and then split for sleeping.

I have a pool as well.

I will post some bikini babes later today swimming in it... seeing that the MILF adverts have ceased from our BF sponsors.

 

[Kimbo]

I'm horrendously addicted to Bunnings but hate those people. I actively avoid eye contact and try to slink past them now. BAM! It's all to no avail as they spot you and fling friendly platitudes at you.

Bastards!

Faux outrage, right there.

(Should I wait here for the abuse, or head to the special thread?)

 

[Dodecahedron]

In Indonesia's Gili Islands today:

Indonesian Authorities should be imprisoned for crimes against spelling and grammar.
If you're going to shame someone get it right FFS.