Headlines you want to see in 2010

[swans4eva]

Had a similar thread to this last year and seeing as the off season is quite boring I thought I should give some light to the swans board.

I'll start us off...

Ranga Rohan debuts with Flare


Headlines we don't want to see

Sex Scandal a Shaw thing, Removed from Leadership Group

 

[vonn]

von and bmer engaged.

 

[BarneyBent]

Hanne-Very Good, as Dan Rises to the Top (Hanners winning Rising Star)

White-Wash as Jesse Claims Coleman

Captain Kirk to Keep on Keeping On,

OR,

Captain Kirk Takes Coaching Position

Merry Days for Meredith

More on the way.

 

[robbieando]

King Felix and Lee lead M's to the promised land......

Oops wrong sport, been a bit caught up in my Baseball team's part in land a Star pitcher in a 4-way Blockbuster deal that NO ONE so coming, but as for the Swans I would like to see the following.

Orreal gets his Jolly as Swans ruin Shaw thing

Critics eat Crow as Swans win again and end Adelaide drought

Saints fall short in Big One yet again

 

[MF]

29 year old Ballarat man acquitted of sexual assault charges

September bloodbath at the G

Sydney decimate Collingwoods finals chances - Malthouse sacked.

 

[strauchanie59]

Jetta jets to Rising Star Award.

Rohan fires 9 as Swans win Grand Final

 

[BarneyBent]

Mumford Jolly as Swans Shock Pies

Swans Defy Odds, Pies for Premiership Glory

Roos Retires in Blaze of Glory


What I don't want to see:

Bird Flies the Coop

Bionic Man Breaks Down, Eski's Knee on Ice

Streak Continues as Pies Punish Swans

Rucks Rubbish as Swans Sink to the Spoon

 

[Dangas]

Against Dogs: No Hall, No Worries
Against Pies: Jolly good day for the Swans, not so Darren.

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

HOT CURRIE: On Debut For The Swans

 

[MF]

Swans soar as Saint's September hopes sink.

Swans bold as north fold.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Against Dogs: No Hall, No Worries
Against Pies: Jolly good day for the Swans, not so Darren.

You want the Dogs to beat us without Hall?

 

[Dangas]

You want the Dogs to beat us without Hall?

not really what I intended it to mean,

 

[Swansujelly]

Swans Soar Under The Radar.
Jesse White: Man or Machine.
Kennelly: Getting Jiggy With It.
Collingwood loses 10th straight.

 

[Mick Oxlong]

29 year old Ballarat man acquitted of sexual assault charges

September bloodbath at the G

Sydney decimate Collingwoods finals chances - Malthouse sacked.

I doubt the editor of 'The Courier' could come up with a headline like that

 

[Dangas]

2010 was year of the swan

 

[MF]

I doubt the editor of 'The Courier' could come up with a headline like that

lol true!

"Bloke what touched sum sheilas up gets away wiv it"

Better?

 

[Leapingleobarry]

Playfair proves critics wrong with his first All Australian.
A little creative I know, but the thread is what you want to see, not what is likely to happen only if 450 AFL players go down with a season ending knee injury.

 

[Dangas]

Going by that then,
Swans, Premiers 2010
Brownlow for Captain Kirk
Hall has done it again...this time in the Red, White & BLUE

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

Swans Young Guns Shock Critics: 10 Young Swans players take the field and win epic battle against Carlton

 

[SM]

Hall Paints Opposition Blue and Black: Roos Says "I told you so"

Swans Jet Past The Pies as Jetta Picks Up Rising Star Nomination

 

[willingnable]

SOPH announces New found love for Lewis Johnston.

Lewis Johnston becomes a monk after being dropped by SOPH.


Sydney win grandfinal replay after Mcneil kicks winning goal in extra time.

Ross Lyons walks naked accross the harbour bridge after losing bet with Roos - Syd thru to grandfinal.

 

[Mick Oxlong]

lol true!

"Bloke what touched sum sheilas up gets away wiv it"

Better?

It certainly beats 'bloke falls over...dick lands in the s**t'!...CEO's job safe!

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

SOPH announces New found love for Lewis Johnston.

Lewis Johnston becomes a monk after being dropped by SOPH.


Sydney win grandfinal replay after Mcneil kicks winning goal in extra time.

Ross Lyons walks naked accross the harbour bridge after losing bet with Roos - Syd thru to grandfinal.

Nope Lou Lous had his chances

 

[smasher]

Pears and Zakarakis rubbed out for life as young Swans beat the crap out of the bubby Bombers!!!!

 

[de_gen]

Hit The Wall - Robert Walls retires in disgrace after kicked sensless by Roos.
Blonde Bombshell - Capper set to become GC17 forwards coach.