In the doghouse with the missus

[Exe Gesis]

Fk u mate

I dont crap on (i crap on here, but not irl)

sure sure, you know you do

 

[Lebbo73]

Even when you finish early?

Can always satisfy her without ur d.

Just saying.

Young fellas. Always thinking with their dicks. They think once it’s finished that’s it.

Warning, bad language and sex talk

 

[Exe Gesis]

Young fellas. Always thinking with their dicks. They think once it’s finished that’s it.

Warning, bad language and sex talk

 

[Shell]

Fingers.


Best things ever.

Is all im saying.

 

[Shell]

And not tongues.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Fingers.


Best things ever.

Is all im saying.

wow, ma'am.

 

[Exe Gesis]

on another note....this thread is suddenly not so sad anymore

 

[FRUMPY]

Can always satisfy her without ur d.

Just saying.

pass over her vibrator to finish herself off......good call Shell

 

[Shell]

pass over her vibrator to finish herself off......good call Shell

Vibes give s**t orgasms.

Much better with my own hand or anothers

 

[Exe Gesis]

Vibes give s**t orgasms.

Much better with my own hand or anothers

or both ahem

 

[Shell]

or both ahem

Both what?

Both hands or hand + vibe

 

[Exe Gesis]

Both what?

Both hands or hand + vibe

both hands, yours and another's. but hey might as well add the vib too

 

[Shell]

both hands, yours and another's. but hey might as well add the vib too

I dont have a bf

Usually have no extra hand.

 

[Exe Gesis]

I dont have a bf

Usually have no extra hand.

dont need a BF tho

 

[Shell]

dont need a BF tho

No i want one. Sick of coming home to a ******* empty house every night.

 

[craigos]

Can always satisfy her without ur d.

Just saying.

I hate cleaning the house though.

 

[Shell]

i never wanna get married. Sorry it all sounds just horrible

 

[craigos]

i never wanna get married. Sorry it all sounds just horrible

Am the last of my friends unmarried. Married people love the "you're next" schtick. Does. My. Head. In.

 

[Shell]

Am the last of my friends unmarried. Married people love the "you're next" schtick. Does. My. Head. In.

You're next

 

[FRUMPY]

No i want one. Sick of coming home to a ******* empty house every night.

Would you still go to your skirt parties and leave him home alone?

 

[Shell]

Would you still go to your skirt parties and leave him home alone?

I sure hope so.

He would be able to fk other women too (ocassionally)

 

[Shell]

/apologies for hijacking. We could take it to the EB....

 

[Exe Gesis]

No i want one. Sick of coming home to a ******* empty house every night.

what city do you live in? you sound like a bit of alright to me

 

[Billy ray]

I think the next course of action for the OP is to organise an all boys trip with his mates to thailand. No partners allowed

 

[Sainteric]

30g in the bank and you can stay at a 1/4 of the price of retiring in Australia
My neighbour moved there with his wife a few years back.
Bought a great appartment for less than 1/4 of Australian prices.
For visa stamps he goes on a holiday somewhere else new in Asia and comes back, cheap flights.
He is half way to Europe so goes there regularly too
Good private hospitals cheap health insurance.

Germany has sanctioned and a German company is running a retirement village with full care on phuket or somewhere. This type of service will continue to increase.