Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[Alyx]

Next week the social media team should do a post match interview with Bergman but treat it as if he's Horne-Francis. Have nobody acknowledge it.

Next minute, some elderly happy-clapper on Facebook:

Wow what a handsome young man is our Horn Franco! Go Port Power!!! #wetryasone

 

[Ant Bear]

Nup, not improving, Addie.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Has David King acknowledged JHF’s game yet?

 

[glitch01]

Next week the social media team should do a post match interview with Bergman but treat it as if he's Horne-Francis. Have nobody acknowledge it.

After the bloody terrible Connor Rozee lion tamer pic I'd rather our Social Media team not say anything.......

 

[FourthTimeAround]

Has David King acknowledged JHF’s game yet?

im sure he will, he’s done it before.

 

[Tibbs]

Has David King acknowledged JHF’s game yet?

Yes ... Some of his words from Fox Footy's The First Crack on Sunday night:

"Outstanding, great to see ..."
"Reminds you of Patrick Dangerfield..."
"I just say 'well done.' Congratulations to the young man ..."
"Could be a win-win. There is nothing wrong with both parties winning out of this ..."

 

[OneGreatClub]

H

im sure he will, he’s done it before.

aha oh wow no wonder he was so salty when JHF decided to leave

 

[OneGreatClub]

Yes ... Some of his words from Fox Footy's The First Crack on Sunday night:

"Outstanding, great to see ..."
"Reminds you of Patrick Dangerfield..."
"I just say 'well done.' Congratulations to the young man ..."
"Could be a win-win. There is nothing wrong with both parties winning out of this ..."

Lol

 

[EskimoPAFC]

'Can you tell these Port players apart?' = 'Can you make our editor feel better about messing up?'
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Why does it look like Xavier Duursma has an enormous floating head here?

 

[68vette]

Is there another similar looking player we can use and the Club can do the 3 Spiderman pointing at each other meme?

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Is there another similar looking player we can use and the Club can do the 3 Spiderman pointing at each other meme?

 

[Steve Dore]

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I can't quite put my finger on the name of that seventies glam rocker

 

[backtozero]

I can't quite put my finger on the name of that seventies glam rocker

Glenn Wheatley?

 

[Jojay]

I can't quite put my finger on the name of that seventies glam rocker

 

[Steve Dore]

Glenn Wheatley?

 

[MrMeaner]

Has David King acknowledged JHF’s game yet?

No but he reckons Miles played exceptionally well.

(Just guessing)

 

[PAFC_FOREVER]

Has David King acknowledged JHF’s game yet?

Yeah I saw a snippit on YT. Bet it hurt

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Yeah I saw a snippit on YT. Bet it hurt

King of gaslighting. Yes I tried all summer to ruin his mental health but he was good on Saturday.

 

[tribey]

Next week the social media team should do a post match interview with Bergman but treat it as if he's Horne-Francis. Have nobody acknowledge it.

This comment from a distant admirer on the Australian National Baseball Team’s Facebook page resonated deeply with me, and I’d suspect all Port fans:

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[finbarr]

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lol this is awesome, and i feel is more in keeping with the original intention of this thread. Haha fantastic.

 

[_VXV]

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[bomberclifford]

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“Look at me. I’m Scott Pendlebury now.”

 

[GoPorts]

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I've occasionally heard that he has a basketball background but didn't know he also played soccer at a high level

 

[Ateen7tee]

No one will convince me that the fertiliser does not store up some 'LOL Port' articles for times where Port is up, and cows are down.