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Player #7 - Jack Watts
Pictured: We got the swimming pool, (inflatable) big breasted birds...
"Swimming and ****"
If somebody said at the start of 2018 that Jack Watts would find a way to elevate himself even higher into Bay 13 folklore you would have been left scratching your head thinking "how would he do that?"
This is a guy who has given a lot to the bay over the years. His smarmy, private schoolboy looks, his getting smashed by three Pies players in his first minute of football, his subservience to NicNac after Melbourne took Watts first, and one embarrassing photo after another. We can now add a whole bunch of photos to that particular album:
So when Jack is not organising lines of blow off women's boobs, trying to hook up three-ways, talking about swimming and ****, or sneaking women into his bedroom, Watts plays a little footy on weekends.
Despite being a high profile no 1 pick under contract, Melbourne shipped him off to Port at the end of last year as part of Port's "trade out the players we developed for fringe mercenaries" strategy. Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.
Well, Jack did manage 19 games as a sort of 4th forward, kicking 18 goals. Was dropped after a middling game, came back and played some middling games. He's barely noticeable on field and is certainly never going to be the difference between Port winning and losing. It's not just the dropping and the holding onto a spot as the 20-22nd player picked most weeks, it's the fact he seem happy to just drift through football on his talent, put in some effort, and enjoy the trappings the AFL lifestyle affords him (namely, swimming and **** - and let's not ignore the irony of Port playing games in China which is in no way renowned for their abundance of either).
Even (comparatively) respected football identity Robert Walls weighed in, "the former Demon’s career could soon be over if he failed to improve his hardness at the contest this year." Apparently hardness is not a problem for him mid-week so Jack is at least making some inroads on this issue.
Anyhoo he has two more years under contract at Port which I hope he sees out in full. He has given a lot to the Bay over the years and just when you think he's done, he raises the bar higher. Kudos, our hero.
Fun fact: Only once has Watts kicked more than 22 goals in a season. It was 2016, the greatest year of football ever.
Jack, Wattsy, swits (not sure of that will take off). Thank you for everything, welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2018.
Pictured: We got the swimming pool, (inflatable) big breasted birds...
"Swimming and ****"
If somebody said at the start of 2018 that Jack Watts would find a way to elevate himself even higher into Bay 13 folklore you would have been left scratching your head thinking "how would he do that?"
This is a guy who has given a lot to the bay over the years. His smarmy, private schoolboy looks, his getting smashed by three Pies players in his first minute of football, his subservience to NicNac after Melbourne took Watts first, and one embarrassing photo after another. We can now add a whole bunch of photos to that particular album:
So when Jack is not organising lines of blow off women's boobs, trying to hook up three-ways, talking about swimming and ****, or sneaking women into his bedroom, Watts plays a little footy on weekends.
Despite being a high profile no 1 pick under contract, Melbourne shipped him off to Port at the end of last year as part of Port's "trade out the players we developed for fringe mercenaries" strategy. Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.
Well, Jack did manage 19 games as a sort of 4th forward, kicking 18 goals. Was dropped after a middling game, came back and played some middling games. He's barely noticeable on field and is certainly never going to be the difference between Port winning and losing. It's not just the dropping and the holding onto a spot as the 20-22nd player picked most weeks, it's the fact he seem happy to just drift through football on his talent, put in some effort, and enjoy the trappings the AFL lifestyle affords him (namely, swimming and **** - and let's not ignore the irony of Port playing games in China which is in no way renowned for their abundance of either).
Even (comparatively) respected football identity Robert Walls weighed in, "the former Demon’s career could soon be over if he failed to improve his hardness at the contest this year." Apparently hardness is not a problem for him mid-week so Jack is at least making some inroads on this issue.
Anyhoo he has two more years under contract at Port which I hope he sees out in full. He has given a lot to the Bay over the years and just when you think he's done, he raises the bar higher. Kudos, our hero.
Fun fact: Only once has Watts kicked more than 22 goals in a season. It was 2016, the greatest year of football ever.
Jack, Wattsy, swits (not sure of that will take off). Thank you for everything, welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2018.