Most Annoying AFL circle jerk?

[Mcarcherey]

I'm assuming that's a joke?

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ppl are watching way more state leagues to see their AFL second's team play, especially now it's on TV. women's footy won't stand a chance as cheapo channel 7 plays more state league footy and less AFL.

just food for thought, calm yo ****.

 

[Donkey Chop]

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ppl are watching way more state leagues to see their AFL second's team play, especially now it's on TV. women's footy won't stand a chance as cheapo channel 7 plays more state league footy and less AFL.

just food for thought, calm yo ****.

I've had about 5mgs of Xanax an 2mg of clonazapam. I'm pretty chilled right now.

I could be wrong but I think the woman's league is being played in the off season.

 

[Mcarcherey]

I've had about 5mgs of Xanax an 2mg of clonazapam. I'm pretty chilled right now.

I could be wrong but I think the woman's league is being played in the off season.

oh ok cool

i envy your chillness....i'm in perth so need some for bard's big showing in 7 minutes on talking footy.

 

[archereleven]

Dangerfield Adelaide>Dangerfield Melbourne

Flog of the highest order and i genuinely liked him last year. Guess thats what happens when the media starts to fap like Bruce with a Cyril Rioli footy card.

Vershwam you media!

 

[Gasometer]

oh ok cool

i envy your chillness....i'm in perth so need some for bard's big showing in 7 minutes on talking footy.

The whole interview has been posted by GR in the Commentary thread....

 

[Mcarcherey]

The whole interview has been posted by GR in the Commentary thread....

i noticed that at 7pm so i thought I'd wait half hour to watch the whole thing.

Cheers though, GR is a ledge.

 

[Harris 10]

Every time Burgoyne performs a 30 metre drop punt that hits a target a commentator loses his load.

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

Every time Burgoyne performs a 30 drop punt that hits a target a commentator loses his load.

Burgoyne is one of best footballers I've ever seen, absolute ******* superstar.

I don't think I've ever seen the guy make a mistake.

 

[Lavy_Panther]

The hyperbole that surrounds anything Eddie Betts does.

 

[Harris 10]

Burgoyne is one of best footballers I've ever seen, absolute ******* superstar.

I don't think I've ever seen the guy make a mistake.

Bloody good player but commentators don't need to lose their lollies over every single possession.

 

[Wild Kangaroo]

Ok Boys,

What circle jerk is currently steaming your clams the most?

Be it the brave bulldogs?
Dangerfield in the Vic Media or the Dangerwood (vomit) bromance?
Record breaking (then delisting) Harvey?
Bevo the master tactician?
How good of a bloke Hodge is?

For me its the Dangerfield bullshit that has gone on this whole year. Im not even living in Vic atm and its sickening with the fox footy team one step away from blowing him live on TV.

Can anyone else remember a particular circle jerk that has made them want to vomit this year?

1 word Cyril

 

[Gasometer]

Comparing Afl footballers to brave and courage as though it is life and death.

I reckon the players cringe as much as we do...

 

[Jack Bradley]

I think one of my most hated is the "in depth analysis" that goes on at fox footy.

In Queensland we dont get many footy related shows and having to listen to David King, Gerrad Healy, Derrrrrmit and the rest of the flogs on fox footy on a regular basis makes me want to stick my dick is a drawer and slam it.

 

[buttsauce]

Alex Rance. Might be the most overrated football to grace the earth.

Rance might be underrated if anything

 

[Kanga Glory]

dermott the 'words smith' . When he tries to use big words and confusses himself

 

[Mav]

I hate "the story". When ever someone comes to the bench with a niggle Ch7 carry on about the "developing story", "Story of tonight" or "tonight's big Story"

 

[Jack Bradley]

I hate "the story". When ever someone comes to the bench with a niggle Ch7 carry on about the "developing story", "Story of tonight" or "tonight's big Story"

And WTF is every commentators infatuation with footballers with basketball backgrounds?

Its a ******* joke

 

[Marstermind]

Every point brought up in this thread is a reason why I've turned away from football to the point where I only enjoy going and talking to others about it. I can hardly be bothered watching it on telly or reading about it anymore.

 

[Jack Bradley]

Every point brought up in this thread is a reason why I've turned away from football to the point where I only enjoy going and talking to others about it. I can hardly be bothered watching it on telly or reading about it anymore.

I can relate to this. This year is the least i think ive cared about the AFL ever.

Definitely the least football ive ever watched.

 

[Mav]

I can relate to this. This year is the least i think ive cared about the AFL ever.

Definitely the least football ive ever watched.

I'm with you. Apart from our games I don't think I've watched an entire game from start to finish.

 

[Marstermind]

I'm with you. Apart from our games I don't think I've watched an entire game from start to finish.

I've been to a few non-North games including the MCG finals so far and I've mostly enjoyed all of them. But the crap from people who are paid to talk about the game and make it entertaining is a real turn-off. I don't think I've watched a game on TV from start to finish this year. It might be on in the background and I'll drop in and out of it - I do care about the results - but investing in it isn't worth it.

 

[Donkey Chop]

I heard that any circle jerk that involves having someone's eyes needing to be washed out is pretty uncomfortable.

Also, sources suggest Bruce is ok with any circle jerk invoking Cyril

Invoking was a typo for involving, but I'm running with it

 

[Palmezzz]

I don't think there is a real circle jerk over Cyril because the guy can play. However when Bruce Mcavaney commentates him its just a straight up blow job rather than a jerk. HMMM CYRIL LOVELY, YOU JUST GET THE FEELING CYRILS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL DON'T YA?

 

[Kcrack]

Wouldn't you love to be tackled by Judd?!

- some idiot when Judd chicken winged Patch.

 

[discomute]

Doggies righting past wrongs is starting to annoy me. They are my families club so I am certainly on board now the roos are out, but I think they are going to get a rude awakening against GWS.