Universal Love "Never Toumpas Apart" - Jimmy, I like your hustle, thats why it was so hard to cut you

[Topkent]

TOUMP ALERT:

Intra-Club Review: 'Played on a wing and spent some time on half-back. He gave us some good shape around stoppages and held his position well. Got close to breaking even with his opponents.'

At the time of year where everyone is training the house down and smashing PB's that's not exactly the best review

Which will make it all the sweeter when it all clicks and he locks down a best 22 spot!

I think he kicked 3 or 4 in an intra club for us, the promise of not getting tackled hard and the lack of people watching seems to bring out the best in him

 

[schmuttt]

TOUMP ALERT:

Intra-Club Review: 'Played on a wing and spent some time on half-back. He gave us some good shape around stoppages and held his position well. Got close to breaking even with his opponents.'

At the time of year where everyone is training the house down and smashing PB's that's not exactly the best review

Which will make it all the sweeter when it all clicks and he locks down a best 22 spot!

'Got close to breaking even with his opponents'

Jesus...

 

[TheCount]

'Got close to breaking even with his opponents'

Jesus...

Almost had an ordinary game ... bless his cotton socks

 

[MUYB]

'Got close to breaking even with his opponents'

Jesus...

Yeah, wow.

 

[PitchBlease]

'Got close to breaking even with his opponents'

Jesus...

"lost only most of the time"

 

[Sellout Scully]

This thread needs a new name for the upcoming new season.

Some of my suggestions include:

-The Official 2017 "The Toump Watch" (for those with a taste for originality)
-Jimmy "Never Toumpas Apart" 2017 Watch
-Make Toumpas Great Again 2017
-This Toump Aint Easy 2017

 

[MUYB]

Never Toumpas Apart is hard to beat imo

 

[Topkent]

Never toumpas apart is gold

 

[Biffinator]

OFFICIAL 2017 "THE TOUMP" ALERT

"TOUMPAS UNVEILS NEW PHYSIQUE TO THE MEDIA, PROMISES REDEMPTION IN 2017"

 

[stretcharmstrong]

"New physique", "spaghetti arms", whatever...

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Any time I feel bad about letting my exercise regime fall away I'm placated knowing that there's at least one senior AFL footballer I'm stronger than.

 

[Biffinator]

OFFICIAL "THE TOUMP" ALERT

Travis Boak and Ollie Wines put the clamps on the Toump during a Power intraclub match. Picture: Sarah Reed

 

[Cannon82]

OFFICIAL "THE TOUMP" ALERT

Travis Boak and Ollie Wines put the clamps on the Toump during a Power intraclub match. Picture: Sarah Reed

Ouch Ollie; right in the souvlaki.

 

[LeverPuller]

Strong thread name/10

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Wines is the biggest butcher in the AFL (I'm assuming the former champ with appropriate surname has been delisted from Port) happy with the inside mids we've found in the last few years. Thought Toump over Wines was going to hurt forever but meh.

 

[harry000]

Good to see the phrase from my unofficial preview getting a run on the thread title

 

[PitchBlease]

Good to see the phrase from my unofficial preview getting a run on the thread title

Thread title 10/10 would toump again

 

[harry000]

Speaking of.. when are we allocating unofficial previews for this year Striker475

 

[LeverPuller]

Speaking of.. when are we allocating unofficial previews for this year Striker475

Patience, Iago.

 

[harry000]

Patience, Iago.

 

[Sando22]

OFFICIAL "THE TOUMP" ALERT

Travis Boak and Ollie Wines put the clamps on the Toump during a Power intraclub match. Picture: Sarah Reed

Surely doesn't take two blokes to bring him down.
My Mrs could flatten this bloke

 

[Ando727]

Surely doesn't take two blokes to bring him down.
My Mrs could flatten this bloke

My Mrs has hair-ties that could pin this bloke down.

 

[TheCount]

In what will likely be the Toump's highest accolade this season, he's been named as a "Notable Absentee" for Port's second JLT game.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-03-02/jlt-week-three-all-the-teams

 

[dazzledavey36]

Doesn't look good for Toump. By all reports he has had a full pre season yet still can't crack in the JTL series. This is his last year on his contract so not a good start so far.

 

[schmuttt]

I feel bad for him honestly, just comes across as a guy who isn't committed enough. Kinda like Watts but with a lot less ability.