OFF SEASON SCANDAL THREAD

[Hinequarters]

The Annus horribilis of scandals last year (The worst since Carey) and a big one expected this time around with some of the usual suspects having already delivered early.. what more to come?


Essendon rookie draft breach (The champs leading the charge again)

Saints set a midget on fire (It wouldn't be an off season without the Saints)

Campbell Brown breaks team mates jaw (Dayle Garlett watch this space)

Ahmet Saad 2 year suspension for drugs (Jobe Watson got a Brownlow)

Milne goes to court (Won't be be calling Malthouse as a character witness)

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Still not enough CAPITAL LETTERS

 

[RuFiO]

BORN IN THE USA
I WAS
BORN IN THE USA

 

[Reykjavik]

BORN IN THE USA
I WAS
BORN IN THE USA

Thats not a scandal.

pr0n IN THE USA
I DID
POOOORN IN THE USAAAAA

Now that would be a scandal.

 

[jmac70]

As long as there are no scandals involving Collingwood players then who cares?

 

[100volt1]

As long as there are no scandals involving Collingwood players then who cares?

Nek minnut

 

[Hinequarters]

Still not enough CAPITAL LETTERS

Yeah and your signature is too short and not tedious enough Jacky boy

 

[Hinequarters]

As long as there are no scandals involving Collingwood players then who cares?

Jesus don't curse us Mac.. WTF are you thinking

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Yeah and your signature is too short and not tedious enough Jacky boy

YEAH, BUT I LIKE IT AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

 

[Hinequarters]

YEAH, BUT I LIKE IT AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

It certainly encapsulates you

 

[Pie eyed]

Last year exceeded all other years for scandals, in fact only the Carey scandal comes close.. but expecting a big off season this time around with some of the usual suspects having already delivered.. what more is there to come?


Essendon (what a surprise) rookie draft breach (Dayle Garlett watch this space)

Campbell Brown breaks team mates jaw (worrying when you have to publicly deny the CEO was involved in the fracas)

Ahmet Saad 2 year suspension for drugs (Jobe Watson keeps Brownlow medal)

Not even a patch on last off season.

 

[Hinequarters]

Not even a patch on last off season.

Early days.. give Essendon and St Kilda a chance to get into 2nd gear

 

[Vicky Park]

Er, Jolly dumps on Buckley. Not really a scandal? Good

 

[Hinequarters]

 

[Hinequarters]

Mal Brown politely declines to comment

http://instagram.com/p/hS3M6qqVbx/#

 

[Moggy]

Laying the foundations of his defence, it seems...

 

[noideaatall]

Jolly's memoirs will be out for xmas.

 

[Bay Pie]

Waits for the Essendon infractions to be finally handed down by WADA.

 

[Hinequarters]

Waits for the Essendon infractions to be finally handed down by WADA.

Ahhh yes, will be the centrepiece of the off season if they do it before season opener

 

[Hinequarters]

Campbell Brown has been suspended while he is being investigated for punching teammate Steven May and breaking his jaw.

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/brown-suspended-during-probe-20131201-2yjtx.html#ixzz2mDrlMpp3

 

[Hinequarters]

Buddy Watch: Sex in Sin City


It hasn't taken long for Buddy Franklin to make his mark in the Sydney party scene.

The AFL's most valuable player took his off-season shenanigans to Sydney Harbour's exclusive floating bar The Island yesterday where fellow patrons say the AFL's $10 million dollar-man caused a spectacle - drinking and knocking over cocktails belonging to others.

And it's understood at least one female patron, who was celebrating her birthday near the footy star, made a complaint to bar staff after Franklin knocked over drinks on her table....

He was also seen engaged in a verbal stoush with another female patron, raising eyebrows among the flotilla of Sydney socialites.

"He was absolutely running amok," said one reveller who asked not to be named.

"He was throwing things at other people ... clothing, bags.

"Knocking over drinks and basically wreaking havoc.

"Staff were apologising on his behalf and just basically replacing any drinks that he knocked over."

And despite reportedly dating former Miss Universe Australia Jesinta Campbell, onlookers say the 26-year-old was looking "anything but a man in a relationship".

"He was chatting to loads of girls. Very young looking girls who looked like models - as many as 10," a source said.

https://www.facebook.com/AFLSeasonAndOffSeasonNews

 

[soreplums]

Buddy Watch: Sex in Sin City


It hasn't taken long for Buddy Franklin to make his mark in the Sydney party scene.

The AFL's most valuable player took his off-season shenanigans to Sydney Harbour's exclusive floating bar The Island yesterday where fellow patrons say the AFL's $10 million dollar-man caused a spectacle - drinking and knocking over cocktails belonging to others.

And it's understood at least one female patron, who was celebrating her birthday near the footy star, made a complaint to bar staff after Franklin knocked over drinks on her table....

He was also seen engaged in a verbal stoush with another female patron, raising eyebrows among the flotilla of Sydney socialites.

"He was absolutely running amok," said one reveller who asked not to be named.

"He was throwing things at other people ... clothing, bags.

"Knocking over drinks and basically wreaking havoc.

"Staff were apologising on his behalf and just basically replacing any drinks that he knocked over."

And despite reportedly dating former Miss Universe Australia Jesinta Campbell, onlookers say the 26-year-old was looking "anything but a man in a relationship".

"He was chatting to loads of girls. Very young looking girls who looked like models - as many as 10," a source said.

https://www.facebook.com/AFLSeasonAndOffSeasonNews

The only reason he chose the swans over GWS was Jesinta Campbell... Will be interesting to see how he reacts if they ever split

 

[Hinequarters]

St Kilda footballers have infuriated club sponsors and advocacy groups for sexual assault victims by requesting donations for the legal defence of retired player Stephen Milne, who faces rape charges.

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/saints-in-milne-legal-funds-row-20131130-2yirw.html#ixzz2mDrFfHhK

 

[Hinequarters]

Former Melbourne player Nathan Carroll has been charged with assaulting two men in Chapel St while drunk, King hitting one man to the back of the head, before continuing to punch him whilst on the ground and kicking his ribs in a violent drunken attack.

A dishevelled looking Carroll, who was not wearing shoes, faced Melbourne Magistrates Court on Sunday charged with five counts, including recklessly causing injury and being drunk.

The two men have suffered horrific injuries to the face and torso and were rushed to the Alfred Hospital.

- herald sun

 

[Smoocher]

Around the middle of Jan 2014 when the press are scratching for a story they will make up / dramatise a Swanny story. The press know that Collingwood sells papers better than any other team.