grizzlym
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This thread will always be open for comments and stuff. The other thread is purely a story archive... oh the horror
Urghhh.... against my better judgment I have caved in and started a thread about my legend of an ol' man.
The guy is a legend. And a god damn freak. But more importantly, the guy is out there with decades of these exploits behind him.
He's currently living in a quiet suburb of Melbourne, in a quiet street, in a nice home. He's a doting grandfather, who's started to smell kind of old, but make no mistake, he's dangerous. I believe his best work lies in front of him still.
I'm not sure how many of these I'm going to write. Maybe only a few, maybe more. It depends how long the drugs last before I go to pieces like a leper in a wind tunnel.
So here's the short list of exploits in no particular order. There's more too.
It's like a list that a somber international prosecutor reads out at the Hague.
The Legendary Exploits of Grizzlym's Dad
1. The pot of soup
2. The sewerage
3. Hammer meets toilet seat
4. Locked out
5. Speaker wires
6. Stereo cabinet
7. Burning house down
8. Shoepolish on floor
9. Spaghetti disaster
10. Tools in ivy
11. Chisel
12. Compost bin
13. Mud bricks
14. Cheap things – newspaper etc
15. Broom stick
16. Smoking car
17. Grandma washing his car
18. Driving 140 KM to get a cheap service
19. Fishing
20. Bike helmet
21. ‘Bush’ tent pegs
22. Culinary delights:
> Water melon soup
> Cabbage
23. Going to Bali
24. Picking up bridesmaid
25. Pizza with extra cheese
26. The copper and the washing machine
27. Grandma chopping wood
28. Essendon grog squad
29. Pub floor money
30. Neighbours pool
31. Putty and water tank
32. Bed bugs
33. Tao of love and sex
34. Funerals
35. Rolling in dog s**t
36. Dodgy dental work
37. Ferreting
38. Scabby old BBQ expedition
39. Nail in shoe
40. Taking small planes through turbulence
41. Hypochondriac
42. New Age sex manuals.
43. Renovations
44. India
45. Rayon silk
46. Love potion number nine
47. Truffle oil Xmas
48. Loofah brush
49. Nudist Beach
50. Bum Soap
51. Lilo
52. Canapes
53. Grizzlym's Dad vs Beast
54. DIY
55. Razor
56. Fire, fire
57. Pension bending master class
58. Lawnmower
59. Redback Decking
60. Tennis balls or lemons?
61. Mashed Potato
62. Vaccinations
63. Judy Moran and friends
64. Choppin' grandma
65. Divorce books
66. Relief siatsu
67. Paper Round
68. Berlin Umbrella
69. Scary Movie
70. Lion Park
71. Coupon
72. Skeleton
73. The cousin's wedding
My dad is a freakin' legend, and these are his stories.
Oh yeah, feel free to post stuff, because, who knows, the more I talk about it, the more I might remember. Bit like suffering a head injury or other major trauma
Those is red are stories I've written, those in black are threats.
Urghhh.... against my better judgment I have caved in and started a thread about my legend of an ol' man.
The guy is a legend. And a god damn freak. But more importantly, the guy is out there with decades of these exploits behind him.
He's currently living in a quiet suburb of Melbourne, in a quiet street, in a nice home. He's a doting grandfather, who's started to smell kind of old, but make no mistake, he's dangerous. I believe his best work lies in front of him still.
I'm not sure how many of these I'm going to write. Maybe only a few, maybe more. It depends how long the drugs last before I go to pieces like a leper in a wind tunnel.
So here's the short list of exploits in no particular order. There's more too.
It's like a list that a somber international prosecutor reads out at the Hague.
The Legendary Exploits of Grizzlym's Dad
1. The pot of soup
2. The sewerage
3. Hammer meets toilet seat
4. Locked out
5. Speaker wires
6. Stereo cabinet
7. Burning house down
8. Shoepolish on floor
9. Spaghetti disaster
10. Tools in ivy
11. Chisel
12. Compost bin
13. Mud bricks
14. Cheap things – newspaper etc
15. Broom stick
16. Smoking car
17. Grandma washing his car
18. Driving 140 KM to get a cheap service
19. Fishing
20. Bike helmet
21. ‘Bush’ tent pegs
22. Culinary delights:
> Water melon soup
> Cabbage
23. Going to Bali
24. Picking up bridesmaid
25. Pizza with extra cheese
26. The copper and the washing machine
27. Grandma chopping wood
28. Essendon grog squad
29. Pub floor money
30. Neighbours pool
31. Putty and water tank
32. Bed bugs
33. Tao of love and sex
34. Funerals
35. Rolling in dog s**t
36. Dodgy dental work
37. Ferreting
38. Scabby old BBQ expedition
39. Nail in shoe
40. Taking small planes through turbulence
41. Hypochondriac
42. New Age sex manuals.
43. Renovations
44. India
45. Rayon silk
46. Love potion number nine
47. Truffle oil Xmas
48. Loofah brush
49. Nudist Beach
50. Bum Soap
51. Lilo
52. Canapes
53. Grizzlym's Dad vs Beast
54. DIY
55. Razor
56. Fire, fire
57. Pension bending master class
58. Lawnmower
59. Redback Decking
60. Tennis balls or lemons?
61. Mashed Potato
62. Vaccinations
63. Judy Moran and friends
64. Choppin' grandma
65. Divorce books
66. Relief siatsu
67. Paper Round
68. Berlin Umbrella
69. Scary Movie
70. Lion Park
71. Coupon
72. Skeleton
73. The cousin's wedding
My dad is a freakin' legend, and these are his stories.
Oh yeah, feel free to post stuff, because, who knows, the more I talk about it, the more I might remember. Bit like suffering a head injury or other major trauma
Those is red are stories I've written, those in black are threats.