Petty Things You (or others) Have Done

[craigos]

What are some petty things you have done/do?

When I was younger I worked in a paint store, we'd often get a lot of people through and some would be a right pain the backside. Usually this was the older tradies and the wealthy. They'd talk to you like you were below them and demand everything right away.

If I served one of these people, I would often go out the back to get what they were after/mix their paint. After I'd completed the job I'd sit out back for 5 minutes or so and watch them through the one way mirror losing their s**t.

 

[perthblue]

sometimes i'll see a post that i like, but it's from a poster who i don't like, so i don't press 'like'

 

[Shell]

When the guy who shared our property got a gf (and who was over all the time) I purposely parked dead centre in the front of our flats to make it hard for her to park.

Extremely petty, but I was very territorial about MY parking spot in front of MY house.

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Gough]

I'd run credit cards over the same demagnitising device that we used to demag the security tags in books, rendering the credit card as useless as the security device.

 

[Firestarter]

How long can I make my list...

 

[perthblue]

How long can I make my list...

List? What is that? Past tense of 'Liss'?? [/Firestarter post]

 

[Ahern2Boof]

When dealing with incredibly rude customers (I'm talking the rudest type, i.e not acknowledging your greeting to them, talking on the phone without acknowledging you, being condescending), I press my fingers into their fruit/veg quite firmly when I am putting them in the plastic bag.

 

[craigos]

Keep them coming, I love this stuff.

Like Shell, also had a flatmate whose gf would come over a lot. She use to complain about the toilet seat being up (I always put it down but flatmate didn't), so I'd always leave it up just to annoy her.

 

[ioppolo]

Go out of my way to make life harder for dick hole customers.

 

[perthblue]

Chinese girls have a habit of holding their phones right up to their face and walking around without watching where they're going. when i see one of them about to collide with me i make no effort to move out of the way and let them hit me, usually resulting in them profusely apologising. has the added bonus of a woman touching me, the memory of which i will hold dear for decades.

 

[MarcusP2]

Go out of my way to make life harder for dick hole customers.

If they were irritating in asking for some out-of-stock item, I would take their name down in the order book then ignore it for all time.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

sometimes i'll see a post that i like, but it's from a poster who i don't like, so i don't press 'like'

I do this too...

 

[Firestarter]

List? What is that? Past tense of 'Liss'?? [/Firestarter post]

Good opening for your liss.

 

[Scotland]

Correct thread titles with excessive pronouns.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

A pretty stock standard one but I slow right down to about 40km/hr whenever some dickhead is tailgating me.

 

[Scotland]

When people stalk me in their cars in busy carparks I pause by cars that aren't mine and zigzag a slow, convoluted walking pattern back to my car.

Then I sit in the car and adjust the seat, heater/ac, mirrors, radio etc.

 

[Exe Gesis]

It's easy to deceive, it's easy to tease, but hard to get release.

 

[the_interloper]

When working at the bottle shop, if some prick asking for a slab was rude, I'd give the slab a good shake up and down before leaving the cool room.

 

[Leper]

When the guy who shared our property got a gf (and who was over all the time) I purposely parked dead centre in the front of our flats to make it hard for her to park.

Extremely petty, but I was very territorial about MY parking spot in front of MY house.

Jealous that he was getting laid and you weren't?

 

[Leper]

Chinese girls have a habit of holding their phones right up to their face and walking around without watching where they're going. when i see one of them about to collide with me i make no effort to move out of the way and let them hit me, usually resulting in them profusely apologising. has the added bonus of a woman touching me, the memory of which i will hold dear for decades.

 

[PP34]

If my mates go through a period being late I might get them back the next time or two. Might tell them I'm on my way but won't leave for ages. Not that petty but all I can think of really.

 

[Cruyff14]

When people stalk me in their cars in busy carparks I pause by cars that aren't mine and zigzag a slow, convoluted walking pattern back to my car.

Then I sit in the car and adjust the seat, heater/ac, mirrors, radio etc.

Lost my s**t at this, hilarious.

 

[Cruyff14]

I will intentionally s**t stir people if they annoy me for whatever reason for my own amusement.

 

[craigos]

As a kid I would backwash fizzy drink so my brother wouldn't want any.