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00VicWard001 said:
Same same right?

Okay, so how on earth will Richmond beat Geelong this week?
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I'm still trying to work that out myself, if there was ever a time you were going to beat us it's now with the players we have out.


Richmond by 72
 
Michaels said:
I'm still trying to work that out myself, if there was ever a time you were going to beat us it's now with the players we have out.


Richmond by 72
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Wow, what is it 2 best 22 out?
We have more..
In fact most sides in the comp have more, I get 2 outs would seem massive to you lot since you literally had a dream run of injuries... to win 1 flag.
Imagine if you had an injury list like most other teams, you'd still be where you belong, struggling to make finals and microwaving memberships.
 
Mad_Hatter said:
Wow, what is it 2 best 22 out?
We have more..
In fact most sides in the comp have more, I get 2 outs would seem massive to you lot since you literally had a dream run of injuries... to win 1 flag.
Imagine if you had an injury list like most other teams, you'd still be where you belong, struggling to make finals and microwaving memberships.
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2 of the best 22..

o_O:eek:
 
roacheee said:
2 premierships in 40 years...bet it's hard for you to count that high
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hahaha yeah you are right. Allow me to correct myself 1 flag and a few finals appearances in 38 years. You got me there no I have gotten the stats right that is a record to be feared like almost no other!! What a power house the Tigers have been since the 1980s. I bow to you superior knowledge of what it takes to be successful over a long period
 
Mad_Hatter said:
Wow, what is it 2 best 22 out?
We have more..
In fact most sides in the comp have more, I get 2 outs would seem massive to you lot since you literally had a dream run of injuries... to win 1 flag.
Imagine if you had an injury list like most other teams, you'd still be where you belong, struggling to make finals and microwaving memberships.
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You simply can't beat gold accurate posts. I salute you and take offence to you name. You are startlingly observant for someone supposedly made!!
 
Get a load of the Geelong heros posting their best attempts at comedy in their preview thread because they are too scared to post here.

Then the mods deleting Michaels posts because
ThIs iSn'T a bAnTeR ThReaD
 
Mad_Hatter said:
Wow, what is it 2 best 22 out?
We have more..
In fact most sides in the comp have more, I get 2 outs would seem massive to you lot since you literally had a dream run of injuries... to win 1 flag.
Imagine if you had an injury list like most other teams, you'd still be where you belong, struggling to make finals and microwaving memberships.
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You wouldn't happen to be from Norlane or Corio would you? Just asking for a friend...

I grew up in Geelong so feel qualified when I say they are a special breed residing in Geelong. The people are not overly bright and without that footy club Geelong would be a ghost town. It has nothing.
 

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TigerTime17 said:
You wouldn't happen to be from Norlane or Corio would you? Just asking for a friend...

I grew up in Geelong so feel qualified when I say they are a special breed residing in Geelong. The people are not overly bright and without that footy club Geelong would be a ghost town. It has nothing.
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I don't live in Geelong, not surprising you did though...
 
TigerTime17 said:
You wouldn't happen to be from Norlane or Corio would you? Just asking for a friend...

I grew up in Geelong so feel qualified when I say they are a special breed residing in Geelong. The people are not overly bright and without that footy club Geelong would be a ghost town. It has nothing.
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Yeah, nah.

https://www.corelogic.com.au/news/g...-achieved-australias-highest-regional-results

https://amp.geelongadvertiser.com.a...g/news-story/c3ca62756d4e45ce6367ab034926b2dd

Meanwhile...

https://amp.theage.com.au/national/...sial-safe-injecting-room-20190515-p51nrx.html

https://amp.theage.com.au/national/...-richmond-injecting-room-20190410-p51cy6.html

Now I am assuming you that you lot actually pay attention to current affairs and understand how macroeconomics works... to make it easy, I’ll just explain- currently, people don’t like living in Richmond, while people are moving to Geelong in droves...
 
00VicWard001 said:
Yeah, nah.

https://www.corelogic.com.au/news/g...-achieved-australias-highest-regional-results

https://amp.geelongadvertiser.com.a...g/news-story/c3ca62756d4e45ce6367ab034926b2dd

Meanwhile...

https://amp.theage.com.au/national/...sial-safe-injecting-room-20190515-p51nrx.html

https://amp.theage.com.au/national/...-richmond-injecting-room-20190410-p51cy6.html

Now I am assuming you that you lot actually pay attention to current affairs and understand how macroeconomics works... to make it easy, I’ll just explain- currently, people don’t like living in Richmond, while people are moving to Geelong in droves...
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Winning Australia's highest regional results is a bit like winning the special Olympics though isn't it.

I'm also sure everyone moving to Geelong is from Richmond... the suburb jokes really fall flat when the team is from an actual city.
 
Michaels said:
Just throwing it out there that my banter title thread / tweet has gone gang busters on various Facebook groups :p
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Legitimately laughed out loud and hard. Have to say the banter ran out of material after about page 4 but it got off to a good start.

Should be a good match.
 
00VicWard001 said:
Yeah, nah.

https://www.corelogic.com.au/news/g...-achieved-australias-highest-regional-results

https://amp.geelongadvertiser.com.a...g/news-story/c3ca62756d4e45ce6367ab034926b2dd

Meanwhile...

https://amp.theage.com.au/national/...sial-safe-injecting-room-20190515-p51nrx.html

https://amp.theage.com.au/national/...-richmond-injecting-room-20190410-p51cy6.html

Now I am assuming you that you lot actually pay attention to current affairs and understand how macroeconomics works... to make it easy, I’ll just explain- currently, people don’t like living in Richmond, while people are moving to Geelong in droves...
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People might be moving to 'Geelong' in droves, but when you ask them where they live, they never actually Geelong.

It's always places like Herne Hill Lovely Banks Fyansford Highton Charlemont or Hamlyn Heights. Then when people ask where that is they say it's on the way to Torquay or Lorne.

Kind of like when you ask people from Collingwood where they live, they don't say Collingwood they say East Melbourne or Fitzroy or Abbotsford
 
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