Oppo Camp Richmondo Thingo (Banter Thread)

[Duckworth]

DapperDon, don't worry about how much the dole is, i have a good prospect coming up for you paying 700,000 a year. You will be a glorified middle manager that sends messages between the players and Bomber. Sound good? Unfortunately the position only lasts a few seasons if your lucky.

The equivalent position at Richmond is currently filled by the title 'English Interpreter/Rehab Councillor'.

 

[UpTheGuts]

I really do have much for which I should thank BF

Was it not for this site I'd probably be over/ forget about the result on Friday in 10 minutes

Hurley goes back? Otherwise you don't have a matchup for McGuane. And we all know how dangerous he can be when on song

 

[UpTheGuts]

Will this game decide the Brownlow? Cotch could sew it up. If Watson polls he could even go as high as top 5. Which would be a great result for someone with disposal as poor as his.

Look for Dan Jackson to wrap Stanton in a cocoon of horror

 

[smasha]

Good luck boys to the smaller team that wears the sash that live out in the back alleys of the North West.

ESSENDOOOOOM!

 

[Tassieboy]

No, just don't use the term 'Bummer'. Just no. Surely there's something more intellectual to add

 

[EasternTiger]

And please. No soft tissue injuries during warm up/emergency funny business from you lot. Dimma is watching.

 

[Pweter]

And please. No soft tissue injuries during warm up/emergency funny business from you lot. Dimma is watching.

There is a very real possibility that one of our guys will have "a little bit of hamstring tightness" during the warmup, be a late withdrawal, then miss most of the preseason with said "tightness".

And I have a funny feeling you know it'd be the honest truth should it happen.

 

[Doss]

And please. No soft tissue injuries during warm up/emergency funny business from you lot. Dimma is watching.

Mate, this is Essendon. No soft tissues for us this year is a bit like asking a vampire to not suck blood.

 

[Essendonia]

Richmond are ****ing SHIT.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

"Richmond was a little peevish boy."

Hey, Shakespeare said it.

"Shallow Richmond" too.

 

[ZAAHAARAKIS!!!!!]

so yesterday on another thread, we were discussing how we need to somehow amalgamate our players to form one superplayer (body of crameri, kick of dyson etc.)
I was thinking richmond could probably do with the same thing.

If we you were to combine lid's penetrating kicking, tucks ability to find the pill, and dusty's ability to just find pills, you would have a bloody good footballer, and a bloody sound sleeper.

 

[DapperDon]

so yesterday on another thread, we were discussing how we need to somehow amalgamate our players to form one superplayer (body of crameri, kick of dyson etc.)
I was thinking richmond could probably do with the same thing.

If we you were to combine lid's penetrating kicking, tucks ability to find the pill, and dusty's ability to just find pills, you would have a bloody good footballer, and a bloody strong sleeper.

Throw in Jake's ability to work with regional families who have suffered threats of violence and we'll have the A grade good Samaritan of the comp.

 

[snax]

....'I would like two more pics of Richmond players spitting please'...

'wish granted'

 

[I Remember Bluey]

My greatest fear is that there will be more "other teams" supporters at the match, there just to have a laugh and take the p#ss out of both teams.

 

[Jobe Watson]

Richo has tipped Richmond.

Well done guys, we've won this.

 

[bombermick]

Can we play Carlton again? I know they're criminals, but at least they speak something close to English.

 

[Dark Throne]

Can we play Carlton again? I know they're criminals, but at least they speak something close to English.

i always thought it was Greek or Italian.

 

[bombermick]

i always thought it was Greek or Italian.

Either language is closer to English than the drivel these brain surgeons dish up.

 

[dave_27]

I cant even muster up any banter, every year we become more and more a parody of Richmond. I think football may be the loser tomorrow night, quality wise. Everyone watching on TV pointing there finger and laughing at both our clubs.

Still, I'm looking forward to playing at the G against these inbreds on a Friday night. We get very little Friday night games at the G.

 

[snax]

Can we play Carlton again? I know they're criminals, but at least they speak something close to English.

Bit late i know,but i found these lookalikes, thought they were worth a view. if not i will delete

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[bombermick]

^^
very good, but yes way too late

 

[kadda]

I’ll see your Riewoldt spew, and raise you a p!ss weak captain spew. Some people just can’t handle their blue Gatorade.

 

[UpTheGuts]

We get very little Friday night games at the G.

Very "few".
Expect Watson to have a cracker tonight. He would have known Neagle well.

 

[daffo]

Hoping Watson has a massive game tonight.

 

[UpTheGuts]

Richmond are ******* SHIT.

Well then...

Thanks for having me. Been a pleasure.

Cheerio