Game Day Round 1, KFC FC vs Wet Toast

[Greasyrhys]

Who’s ready for another season of underachieving?

Hopefully the new recruits can help plug the holes that can help us take the next step. I expect us to get the job done today, probably by around 5 goals without going past second gear. Willie to kick 3, Dixon to get manhandled without getting a single free plus kick 2.7.

 

[sobrave]

What a damp squid of an opening game

 

[Ford Fairlane]

This weather is like Principal Skinner trying to work out cyclists. Is it hot, is it cold, is it wet, is it dry?

Looks like that programmer in Bum* Silicon Valley knew more than I thought.

 

[Ralph Lorenz]

#startthecarr

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Happy game day everyone! Another year of Ken Hinkley coaching

 

[TazD]

This thread title is offensive and embarrassing. Why must everything fall back to Kenny? Get original. I demand the mods change the title.

Ports by 3.

 

[Drunk_off_R0zee]

Keninkley awwwe KFC chips v Wet Toast

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Good luck to the boys and our new captain, Rozee.

Interested in seeing:

The new ins - Esava, Zerk and Soldo.
Improvements of the Hornet, Bergman and Lachie Jones.
What Soldo can do to help the midfield.
How the back 6 hold up, especially structurally.
Mead for spurts in the middle.
Jed continuing his preseason form.
Rozee and Butters leading from the front.
Bergman and Boak on the wings.
The form of Wines. Hopefully he is happy back in the guts.
How much Houston and Burton can run off half back. Farrell as well.

Concerns:

Marshall and Dixon against excellent opposition tall backs.
2nd ruck.

Port by 35.

 

[tribey]

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Woohoo

 

[Marmozet]

Harley Reid will do one or two decent things and the commentators and media will jizz themselves for a week.

 

[Educatednuffy]

BIG CHUNGUS READY FOR GAME DAY, SO AM I FWARR YEEEEE

 

[jac147]

10 games into the 2024 AFL season and there is yet to be an easy one sided victory. Perhaps a secret directive from headquarters? I guess there are ways to even up a contest and I’m sure the AFL knows all the tricks!
We should win easily but I got my suspicions that it won’t be 60+ point thrashing.

 

[JUSTWORK]

He's one of them now. Ken sold him a donut.

He got elected to the board, he's one person, he doesn't own the joint and have a blank cheque book to make wholesale changes.
It'll take time before he's able to make positive changes.

 

[Visenfest]

Port by 4 goals. Not expecting anything inspiring.

 

[TeeKray]

There's still time to sack him to get the new coach rebound and win by 100 points as we should rather than the 14 we will win by with the Brilliant Mind at the wheel.

 

[x_les_x]

Us by 5 goals, wankfest over harley reid. Something ports judge us in 24 weeks when we lose the prelim

 

[simba_]

if this isn't an 80 point victory I hate Hinkley

 

[Marmozet]

Hi guys, bloody rain here in Adelaide today, not ideal, but should still smash Eagles at home. 2 things:

1. Is Wines midfield role a lock? Back to Brownlow winning form?
2. Why did you delist Bonner? He’s been really good since joining the saints, can’t imagine him being bad enough to delist.

Coaching is a big reason why.

Ross Lyon is a decent coach that actually knows how to utilise player’s strengths and talents.

 

[TazD]

Lmao

 

[Willsy10]

Hell yeah brother. New year, new team, new hope.

Ken oath


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[PowerBaz]

This weather is like Principal Skinner trying to work out cyclists. Is it hot, is it cold, is it wet, is it dry?

Looks like that programmer in Bum* Silicon Valley knew more than I thought.

Port should really be sponsored by some farmers association.... they can bring rain.

 

[Nemisis]

Port by 101 points. Rozee kicks 5. Big Dix 7.

 

[gbear]

Is it over yet?

Memo to the port boys I have finished and submitted my uni assignment so I can hopefully enjoy a smashing of west coast today. Please reward my hard work and effective time management!

 

[gbear]

Port by 101 points. Rozee kicks 5. Big Dix 7.

This would make me happy, sadly I don’t think that we are capable of this.