The Half Back
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So are you in or out? I'll let people in until the first challenge closes tomorrow night, seeing as I started it so quickly.
I'm not in, I'll assist the great Gee Dub in day to day activities.
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So are you in or out? I'll let people in until the first challenge closes tomorrow night, seeing as I started it so quickly.
So are you in or out? I'll let people in until the first challenge closes tomorrow night, seeing as I started it so quickly.
I will play the sexy stupid blonde and be ignored right through to the final three where I steamroll the whole lot of you.
Is this directed to me?
Please?
^^This one is quite hilarious Eth. Nicely done even though I've probably got the most votes in Survivor history, but at least I'm in the not-so-hateful group, so that is a positive.
Challenge 1
Survivor, that's what they call this show, I call it a holiday away from the Mrs.
The boat ride in gave me a big scare, not only did I have to sit next to this guy funny smelling guy called OkeyDoke, but I suffered a splinter in the arse, not in the cheek, but right up in the hole. I thought about calling the medical staff in, but the thought I going home this soon spurred me on. I figure, it will just come out with my next poop.
The island looks amazing, I heard whispers on the boat ride that there may be dinosaurs on the island, lucky for me I know my dinosaurs and I know they will stick to the centre of the island. But the thing that worries me most is right here on the beach ................ Sand Sharks. They are menacing and can strike any time, lucky I am wearing my Ron Jermemy T-Shirt, Sand Sharks hate old fat pr0n stars.
I've been here for 5 minutes and it's time for my first dump, I know it's going to hurt. I find a secluded spot and I begin the most painful experience since the time I ate a G.I.Joe and had to poop that out. As I was about to squeeze it out I heard something in the bushes, I pulled my pants up and rushed to see who it was but I didn't get a good look. Disturbed and scared I don't do my poop.
Back on the beach we are discussing a fire and food, we are to select 2 guys to go get fire wood inwards of the island. I put forward expert dinosaur hunter and Jeff Goldblum lookalike DemonJim, if dinosaurs are out there I'm sure he can hold his own. The stinky guy from the boat OkeyDoke would be the other one as his smell would scare off any living creature.
I guess I might sneak off for that dump now.....
Clearly they see you as a threat. I'd just like to point out that you can choose to send anyone on the journey if you win. So if you write about Harps and Andonis, you can choose to send IMS.
No, the two best entries win.Winning as in surviving this challenge?
And thanks
Oh, right. I can safely say that won't be me