Opinion Suggest a banner v. Western Bulldogs

[Headless]

ROUND ONE IS UPON US -
IN RAIN, SHINE, OR FOG,
WE'LL KICK TO THE POCKET
(HERE COMES ROBODOG!).

 

[Crimson Azure]

You’re crap
We’re crap
Oh crap!

 

[Fork n Hell]

YOU WIN!

 

[Headless]

YOU WIN!

Could we include "" somewhere?

 

[Fork n Hell]

Could we include "" somewhere?

yes how about this one

 

[Headless]

yes how about this one

I'll allow it on this occasion.

 

[Headless]

Proper Gander Bluelegs

Would like to hear your suggestions.

 

[Proper Gander]

Hard to top yours, Less.

Who do the dogs play? From memory they enjoy a spot of penetrating opposition banter in their poetry

 

[Proper Gander]

Oh *, do we play them?

 

[Headless]

Who do the dogs play?

The Melbourne Demons, Gander.

 

[Proper Gander]

I’ve totally tuned out, but I’ll give it a go

 

[Headless]

Oh *, do we play them?

That's right, Gander.

 

[Proper Gander]

The Melbourne Demons, Gander.

Who are they?

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Two teams that share Red and Blue
Two teams going nowhere
Who cares on this occasion

 

[Headless]

Two teams that share Red and Blue
Two teams going nowhere
Who cares on this occasion

Might I suggest the addition of ""?

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Might I suggest the addition of ""?

I'll allow it on this occasion.

 

[Crusty Demon]

21.14 140
10.6 66

BANG! Bang Bang Bang!!!

 

[Bluelegs]

Front:
WHICH SIDE OF
THE BANNER DO
YOU LIKE BEST?

Back:
I CAN'T CHOOSE
THEY'RE EQUALLY
NICE

 

[Proper Gander]

I think, Less, that if it is a Dogs banner it needs to be sneaky, personal, but a bit charming. And obviously have lots of exclamation marks. Like this: !!!

So:

Sons of the west!!!
Our list is the best!!!
Our James Harmes

22

James Harmes

Age

28

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

10.0

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

2.4

4star

D

16.3

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

8.9

4star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

3star

CL

1.9

4star

D

10.6

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

CL

0.2

2star

he goes all right!!!
Oskar Baker

13

Oskar Baker

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.8

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.7

4star

CL

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

16.0

4star

K

10.8

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

1.2

4star

’s in full flight!!!
Put those chains on your Range Rover, when you turn it over!!!
Thank you and goodnight!!!!!

 

[Proper Gander]

Two teams that share Red and Blue
Two teams going nowhere
Who cares on this occasion

I would pay decent money to see this on a banner, then to watch the footy media lose it for months

 

[PerfectFooty]

Your banner funny man
long since retired
Bit like Bevo's coaching
Long past its prime

 

[Proper Gander]

Your banner funny man
long since retired
Bit like Bevo's coaching
Long past its prime

Nice. Dystopian.

Sums up the next round nicely

 

[The Dr]

Take Schache back.
Seriously.


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[Proper Gander]

Take Schache back.
Seriously.


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Odd for a Bulldogs banner?

 

[Bluelegs]

Odd for a Bulldogs banner?

Wait I thought this was for our banner v the Bulldogs?