Society & Culture Things that Make You Feel Old

[JW Frogen]

I am 54 so I am oldish.

It all depends on what the Grim Reaper thinks about my life bank balance.

But why are you young ones torturing yourselves over this?

You are young, it is your time to dream and dare.

Stop being such death intoxicated pussies, unless you are creating a Goth band, and start living!

I have a black cat by the way.

And he seems to more in love with life than you lot.

Life for * sake!!!!!!!

 

[edgie]

It's what I'm trying to do, but have you seen the price of premium these days?

Sent from mTalk

 

[JackOutback]

It's what I'm trying to do, but have you seen the price of premium these days?

Sent from mTalk

 

[MatthewB]

It's what I'm trying to do, but have you seen the price of premium these days?

Sent from mTalk

yep i had to fill up today

 

[GreyCrow]

yep i had to fill up today

I've been walking if I can. Not that thats a bad thing.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

When you get called an old campaigner on the sporting field and it feels like only yesterday you were dishing out that classic insult.

And then realising it was only yesterday, in the Masters game.

 

[JW Frogen]

I meant to call you "death intoxicated pussies" in the kind, wet and warm intoxicated pussy way.

Just want to clarify that.

 

[perthblue]

I am 54 so I am oldish.

It all depends on what the Grim Reaper thinks about my life bank balance.

But why are you young ones torturing yourselves over this?

You are young, it is your time to dream and dare.

Stop being such death intoxicated pussies, unless you are creating a Goth band, and start living!

Death Intoxicated Pussies is a great band name. Might use it for my childrens folk quartet.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

The fact that, in the next few years, AFL players my age will be deemed "past it" if not already.

 

[scout]

I can remember when this ad was on tv.

 

[Gough]

I remember when he kicked 8 in a losing Grand Final. Only good thing about Carlton popping their cherry yesterday was that it was against Essendon.

 

[TheKanga]

People in their early 20s finding it funny/surprised how old I am.
(28 turning 29 September)

 

[Cuzz09]

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Scotland]

The fact that, in the next few years, AFL players my age will be deemed "past it" if not already.

At least you have that to look forward to.

I'm older than every player on the West Coast list and every player in the AFL bar 6. I'm wedged between Michael Johnson and Luke Hodge hoping both go on forever.

 

[M Malice]

At least you have that to look forward to.

I'm older than every player on the West Coast list and every player in the AFL bar 6. I'm wedged between Michael Johnson and Luke Hodge hoping both go on forever.

I'm old enough to be Luke Hodge's father, get a grip you whipper snapper.

 

[Scotland]

I'm old enough to be Luke Hodge's father, get a grip you whipper snapper.

I used to live in a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin!

 

[M Malice]

I used to live in a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin!

You lucky bastard!

 

[MrKK]

At least you have that to look forward to.

I'm older than every player on the West Coast list and every player in the AFL bar 6. I'm wedged between Michael Johnson and Luke Hodge hoping both go on forever.

Boomer kept me going for a while, I was personally sad when he finally retired.

 

[Scotland]

Boomer kept me going for a while, I was personally sad when he finally retired.

Mitchell and Petrie gave me an unexpected second wind after Cox and Glass had retired.

 

[HBF]

I'm saying "back in my day" more and more.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

A few months back I was playing a game and someone referenced Britney Spears “oops I did it again”

Then someone else, obviously a teen had no idea what the reference was too.

I mean I can’t stand Britney but I thought everyone knew that song

 

[iluvparis]

A few months back I was playing a game and someone referenced Britney Spears “oops I did it again”

Then someone else, obviously a teen had no idea what the reference was too.

I mean I can’t stand Britney but I thought everyone knew that song

Certainly a song that made Kleenex executives a ton of dough when I was in high school

 

[Reynolds Number]

The 1990s ad for AMP.

AMP? AMP.

The AMP s**t exposed during the RC reminded me of this ad.

Was surpised that a few 30 year old friends don't remember it.

 

[Scotland]

First thing I bought when I got my license was a UBD street directory. Can't remember the last time I saw one.

 

[M Malice]

First thing I bought when I got my license was a UBD street directory. Can't remember the last time I saw one.

I have one (2006 edition) that I regularly use in the glove box of my car. I'll have to update it soon.