Mega Thread Things that s**t me the Thirteenth

[nicky]

Doesn’t everyone check their poop without the need for an observation deck

But the observarion deck means the poop can be examined without hiding under the water and toilet paper.

Floating stools are a sign that you're not digesting and metabolizing fats. I guess this insight isnt available to the Germans.

You can't have it all.

 

[Deliverance]

As for the American styled toilets.. Ive no idea why they are so big and full of water... You cant help but look back on what you've done.

I like them. No splashback.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Haha I lol’d too
I wonder if his partner kicks him out of the en suite

And I go to use it this morning and he has used my toilet paper and left an empty roll on the hook.

 

[MatthewB]

And I go to use it this morning and he has used my toilet paper and left an empty roll on the hook.

my wife does this all the time, takes 5 second to put a new one on the hook

 

[Off The Couch]

My sister just got home from her work Christmas party and I reckon her drink was spiked. She said she only had 4 wines but she is in a very bad state at the moment.

Is this your sister Gaskin


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12...aution-over-party-season/10624670?pfmredir=sm

 

[Shell]

My sister just got home from her work Christmas party and I reckon her drink was spiked. She said she only had 4 wines but she is in a very bad state at the moment.

Is she okay?

 

[gaskin]

Is she okay?

Yeah, she is okay but still not well today.

 

[nicky]

Yeah, she is okay but still not well today.

Does she have any ideas around what happened?

Like if her drink was spiked does she know who did it?

 

[gaskin]

Does she have any ideas around what happened?

Like if her drink was spiked does she know who did it?

She said there was a ~40 year old bloke who kept hanging around them and wouldn't leave them alone so it is safe to assume it would have been him.

 

[nicky]

She said there was a ~40 year old bloke who kept hanging around them and wouldn't leave them alone so it is safe to assume it would have been him.

Maybe you should ring the venue and get them to look into the footage.

A guy spiked my drink with mdma last year and the following week i notified the owner of the bar. The owner was horrified, as he should be and dealt with it.

This idiot is lucky i didn't report him to the police.

 

[gaskin]

Maybe you should ring the venue and get them to look into the footage.

A guy spiked my drink with mdma last year and the following week i notified the owner of the bar. The owner was horrified, as he should be and dealt with it.

This idiot is lucky i didn't report him to the police.

That is actually a good idea. I'll tell her to do that.

 

[nicky]

That is actually a good idea. I'll tell her to do that.

She might feel too upset so you could offer to do it for her.

Fk this a-hole. He will keep doing it until he gets a girl back to his.

 

[Gralin]

The leak in our roof we've just found

 

[peternorth]

I saw em In Taiwan, never had the balls to give it a crack. Did use the thing which squirts water up your arse (Japan I think) not without its charm.

If you got the balls, big ones, its not advisable to squat unless you want to teabag traces faeces.

I had to go once in a restaurant. Stared the squater down, made an agreement. Depantsed, squatted and let gravity do its thing.

When i got back to the table, the party all looked at me and asked how i went. yeah.

havent had the pleasure of using bidets. Have seen the funky toilets/bidet combos in taiwan tho

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I've lost my voice and I have 4 interviews scheduled for today

 

[Off The Couch]

I've lost my voice and I have 4 interviews scheduled for today

Oh no - can you give them a written version

 

[perthblue]

I've lost my voice and I have 4 interviews scheduled for today

well you can't speak to them so the only fair thing to do is judge them by their age, gender, and ethnicity

 

[Neese]

Just put my cat Fritz to sleep. We both knew it was time and I had a feeling that was going to be the outcome.
She had stomach cancer.
I have a huge hole in my heart and house.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Just put my cat Fritz to sleep. We both knew it was time and I had a feeling that was going to be the outcome.
She had stomach cancer.
I have a huge hole in my heart and house.

I'm so sorry Neese

 

[Gough]

Just put my cat Fritz to sleep. We both knew it was time and I had a feeling that was going to be the outcome.
She had stomach cancer.
I have a huge hole in my heart and house.

So sorry. *hugs*

 

[Neese]

Thanks footy pals. This sucks

 

[MatthewB]

Just put my cat Fritz to sleep. We both knew it was time and I had a feeling that was going to be the outcome.
She had stomach cancer.
I have a huge hole in my heart and house.

sorry to hear that, its the worst thing about having pets

 

[Neese]

Yeah it never gets easier. Was the best thing to do for her.

 

[Shell]

That's sad

I still miss my three and its been over 10 years..

 

[peternorth]

Thoughts and prayers mate