That's not clever, creative nor witty. It's immature and probably has you on the autism spectrum, which is why I'd suggest seeing someone.
I'll be right if I were on this spectrum... its a bit weird that I am super intelligent (and not in the Forrest Gump way).
In person the worst I have ever been called is eccentric and not with a "*******" or * context. Seems those words are censored how about "special needs" instead.