Remove this Banner Ad

Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Status
Not open for further replies.
1 minute - shampoo hair
1 minute - rinse off shampoo
2 minutes - lather body with soap
1 minute - rinse off soap
30 seconds - fap
4 minutes - fapper's remorse
30 seconds - dry myself
It would be interesting if you took an actual timer into the shower and timed these things. A minute is actually quite a long time. 2 minutes spent lathering is a waste of soap. The 30-second dry off is the most realistic.
 
It would be interesting if you took an actual timer into the shower and timed these things. A minute is actually quite a long time. 2 minutes spent lathering is a waste of soap. The 30-second dry off is the most realistic.
in the 80's my dad would have an egg timer in our shower.
 

Log in to remove this Banner Ad

I leave my keys in the ignition when I get home after parking the car in the garage.
What’s your address
plotting episode 4 GIF
 
Me at Dan Murphy's:
Why is most of the variety just flavoured versions of the same brands! I want a bigger variety of rums from around the world!!

Also me at Dan Murphy's:
Ooooh, Xmas pudding flavoured Bundy!

(No I didn't. Shocking rip off. Actually a liqueur (20%) at spirit prices)
 
Me at Dan Murphy's:
Why is most of the variety just flavoured versions of the same brands! I want a bigger variety of rums from around the world!!

Also me at Dan Murphy's:
Ooooh, Xmas pudding flavoured Bundy!

(No I didn't. Shocking rip off. Actually a liqueur (20%) at spirit prices)
are you a rum sipper with a nice bottle?
 
are you a rum sipper with a nice bottle?
I'm more a tiki guy to be honest, although I do swing rums through an old fashioned pretty frequently.

I'm just constantly seeking out different rums to see how they play on my palate to up my tiki game.

So I tend to avoid the 50 million varieties of spiced rums saturating the market these days. I'm going to spice my own at some point though. Maybe Xmas hols?
 
I'm more a tiki guy to be honest, although I do swing rums through an old fashioned pretty frequently.

I'm just constantly seeking out different rums to see how they play on my palate to up my tiki game.

So I tend to avoid the 50 million varieties of spiced rums saturating the market these days. I'm going to spice my own at some point though. Maybe Xmas hols?
I see, I was going to say check these guys out if you were looking for something a little different


I know they have the Ord River Rum at Dans for somewhere around $80, its a smoky rum, really nice to sip

I also keep meaning to head down to Mornington to try these guys out

 
1 minute - shampoo hair
1 minute - rinse off shampoo
2 minutes - lather body with soap
1 minute - rinse off soap
30 seconds - fap
4 minutes - fapper's remorse
30 seconds - dry myself

I've never understood wanking in the shower; hot water turns it into glue.
 

Remove this Banner Ad

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Some days a wank at work would be the most productive thing id achieve
 
I feel like this thread is going the way of the original Casual Chat thread, and I'll be the culprit yet again lol
 
When I was younger I'd get the bus to Melbourne for the footy by myself (meet up with my cousin over there for multiple games a round)

The bus back to Adelaide often left late(ish) like nearly 10pm and I'd sit on the bus picturing what it would be like if I was still sitting at Waverley right now all empty and cold and freaky.

I'd picture where I was sitting at a packed stadium just a few hours before and how right now it would be pitch black and creepy.

Also as the bus drove through the suburbs out towards home I'd wish I was already home and see lights on in people's homes and imagine what they're doing all warm and having tea together.

Then the shit bus movie starts lol

On SM-S908E using BigFooty.com mobile app
 
Adelaide to Melbourne (or vice versa) by bus would be a tough trek. Can't imagine doing a round trip over a weekend-ish
 
Last edited:
Adelaide to Melbourne (or vice versa) would be a tough trek. Can't imagine doing a round trip over a weekend-ish
Years ago when the A-League was good we drove 5am Saturday to Melbourne for the Victory/AUFC game. Got to the pub about 2pm, drank all arvo, went to the game, went out that night, hotel for about 2 hours sleep before getting back in the car and driving home. Got home about 4pm Sunday

Never again.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Remove this Banner Ad

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Back
Top