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This is how its done1 minute - shampoo hair
1 minute - rinse off shampoo
2 minutes - lather body with soap
1 minute - rinse off soap
30 seconds - fap
4 minutes - fapper's remorse
30 seconds - dry myself
It would be interesting if you took an actual timer into the shower and timed these things. A minute is actually quite a long time. 2 minutes spent lathering is a waste of soap. The 30-second dry off is the most realistic.1 minute - shampoo hair
1 minute - rinse off shampoo
2 minutes - lather body with soap
1 minute - rinse off soap
30 seconds - fap
4 minutes - fapper's remorse
30 seconds - dry myself
in the 80's my dad would have an egg timer in our shower.It would be interesting if you took an actual timer into the shower and timed these things. A minute is actually quite a long time. 2 minutes spent lathering is a waste of soap. The 30-second dry off is the most realistic.
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in the 80's my dad would have an egg timer in our shower.
he would ditch them at me if i went over the time, which was silly as i'd then need another showerDid he cook eggs in there too?
What’s your addressI leave my keys in the ignition when I get home after parking the car in the garage.
are you a rum sipper with a nice bottle?Me at Dan Murphy's:
Why is most of the variety just flavoured versions of the same brands! I want a bigger variety of rums from around the world!!
Also me at Dan Murphy's:
Ooooh, Xmas pudding flavoured Bundy!
(No I didn't. Shocking rip off. Actually a liqueur (20%) at spirit prices)
I'm more a tiki guy to be honest, although I do swing rums through an old fashioned pretty frequently.are you a rum sipper with a nice bottle?
I see, I was going to say check these guys out if you were looking for something a little differentI'm more a tiki guy to be honest, although I do swing rums through an old fashioned pretty frequently.
I'm just constantly seeking out different rums to see how they play on my palate to up my tiki game.
So I tend to avoid the 50 million varieties of spiced rums saturating the market these days. I'm going to spice my own at some point though. Maybe Xmas hols?
1 minute - shampoo hair
1 minute - rinse off shampoo
2 minutes - lather body with soap
1 minute - rinse off soap
30 seconds - fap
4 minutes - fapper's remorse
30 seconds - dry myself
only do it at outdoor cold water showers, like at the beachI've never understood wanking in the shower; hot water turns it into glue.
Some days a wank at work would be the most productive thing id achieveA work wank?
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Some days a wank at work would be the most productive thing id achieve
Years ago when the A-League was good we drove 5am Saturday to Melbourne for the Victory/AUFC game. Got to the pub about 2pm, drank all arvo, went to the game, went out that night, hotel for about 2 hours sleep before getting back in the car and driving home. Got home about 4pm SundayAdelaide to Melbourne (or vice versa) would be a tough trek. Can't imagine doing a round trip over a weekend-ish