Society & Culture Things You Do Simply To Be A Dog...

[ICanDressMyself]

When I break things around the house I put them bag together so that when my housemate uses it he thinks he broke it. For instance I broke the door knob off the bathroom which needed a fresh screw to put it back in place, instead I just put it back on the old rusted screw and left it the knob dangling. Also snapped the leg off a coffee table when I was dancing on it drunk with friends - but just put the leg back under the table so it was standing upright and looked perfectly fine but as soon as it were moved the leg would fall off.

 

[Deledinho]

Rating this thread with 1 star.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Taking the ball out of people's mouses (mice?) at work is always fun.

They spend ages trying to figure out why it doesn't work and usually call IT support etc.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

When a telemarketer rings up, I tell them I will be right back after I ask my wife I return a few minutes later. Or sometimes I just ask them bizarre questions or start advertising a product of my own.

I usually just let them get into their spiel, then put the phone down somewhere and wander off. Come back half an hour later and hang it up.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

Taking the ball out of people's mouses (mice?) at work is always fun.

They spend ages trying to figure out why it doesn't work and usually call IT support etc.

When did you last work? 1998?

 

[Sunday Red]

If I take a bottle or item of food from the fridge that is nearly finished, I will put it back with the smallest possible amount remaining so I don't have to be the one responsible for tossing out the packaging.

 

[estibador]

When did you last work? 1998?

Beat me to it. He must work in a cave or something.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Beat me to it. He must work in a cave or something.

Or for a government department. Which I guess is pretty much the same thing.

 

[scooterb]

The best prank in highschool was to pull out the keyboard from the back of the computer or put gay pr0n on someone's screen when they left their computer and then turn the monitor off.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

When did you last work? 1998?

Nah, just have tight arse owners.

 

[Smoooothy]

The best prank in highschool was to pull out the keyboard from the back of the computer or put gay pr0n on someone's screen when they left their computer and then turn the monitor off.

you searched for gay pr0n????

 

[scooterb]

you searched for gay pr0n????

Yeah. I used to tell everyone it was a 'prank' to cover up the real truth.

 

[J Selwood14]

The best prank in highschool was to pull out the keyboard from the back of the computer or put gay pr0n on someone's screen when they left their computer and then turn the monitor off.

or pulling the keys off the keyboard and rearranging them to spell things like fu**

 

[pacemaker]

Or sometimes I just ask them bizarre questions or start advertising a product of my own.

Classic, something I would like to try

I hate it when people 'stalk' you in their car when you leave a shopping centre and the car park is very crowded. In these situations, it's fun to pretend you've arrived at your car, pull your keys out and watch them stop and indicate.

Then, quickly dart between an aisle of vehicles to where your car is really located and drive off, screwing them out of your spot

This would be pretty funny just to watch how they re-act

Taking the ball out of people's mouses (mice?) at work is always fun.

They spend ages trying to figure out why it doesn't work and usually call IT support etc.

When did you last work? 1998?

Nah, just have tight arse owners.

LOLOL, You need to get to the tightass thread quick smart with that one

or pulling the keys off the keyboard and rearranging them to spell things like fu**

I mate of mine use to do this, but not spell words just change the keys around at school for shit's and giggles. Great for a laugh when they can't get their password right and they think they have been locked out

 

[Sportman1987]

Whenever somebody tells a racist/sexist/politically incorrect joke i ask them to explain it and pretend to be outraged just to see their reaction.

Only really works once, but it is always fun to see people try and dodge around the punchline trying to change the meaning of the joke.

Ahaha I like your style, might have to use that one.

 

[HollyLovesWCE]

Something I do all the time - Ask someone a question, then walk off while they are half way through giving me an answer.

Simply because it was a probably a pointless question to begin with, and I don't care what their reply is. I guess that makes me a bitch, not a dog.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

If I take a bottle or item of food from the fridge that is nearly finished, I will put it back with the smallest possible amount remaining so I don't have to be the one responsible for tossing out the packaging.

This is one that I do as well. Usually only with things such as OJ and milk though. Or if there are say 2 biscuits left I'll take just one so someone else has to toss the packet.

If there are nice biscuits or something similar opened, I'll hide them at the back of the fridge so no one else knows they are there and thus getting more.

 

[Bulldog Breed]

I usually just let them get into their spiel, then put the phone down somewhere and wander off. Come back half an hour later and hang it up.

My dad does something similar, except he'll ask them a lot of questions for a while to get them thinking he's interested, then he'll all of a sudden come up with an excuse and hang up. He's done it a few times with Jehovah's Witnesses too.

The best prank in highschool was to pull out the keyboard from the back of the computer or put gay pr0n on someone's screen when they left their computer and then turn the monitor off.

Or putting the keyboard or mouse plug into another computer. Watching them trying to figure out why their keyboard or mouse isn't working, whilst someone else is trying to figure out why their keyboard or mouse has a mind of its own is great.

 

[dales.girl38]

Or putting the keyboard or mouse plug into another computer. Watching them trying to figure out why their keyboard or mouse isn't working, whilst someone else is trying to figure out why their keyboard or mouse has a mind of its own is great.

My brother did this at school once, except he convinced the substitute teacher that the computers were touch screen, so she'd be pressing the screen and he'd be using the mouse/keyboard to do what she was doing and then stopped after a while and that she got all confused.

 

[Coolangatta]

I'm not hardcore enough to post in this thread.

 

[Allbetsroff]

You know what I do to mess with those telemarketers and religious door knockers?

I say no thankyou and hang up/close the door.

 

[Black Flag]

I consiously try not to do things to piss people off. Violence is not something I'm very good at.

 

[Belly #12]

I'm not the type of person who pisses people off, but I did pull one pretty good prank with one of my co-workers.

He didn't have my mobile number, so I texted him pretending I was some chick who wanted a root, (my co-worker had a girlfriend). I arranged to meet him after work and go back to my place, anyway, he ended up calling the number and I answered my phone right in front of him. The look on his face priceless.

 

[Power King]

Something I do all the time - Ask someone a question, then walk off while they are half way through giving me an answer.

Simply because it was a probably a pointless question to begin with, and I don't care what their reply is. I guess that makes me a bitch, not a dog.

Yep, bitch, rather than dog.

The 'dog' acts in here have some form of motive.

I don't consider this a dog act, but on a one lane road, if some crazy ****er comes up behind me speeding, I will continue to sit on the speed limit. They can get stuffed if they think I'm going to speed for them.

 

[Wally Carter]

Tell the truth.