Society & Culture Things You Do Simply To Be A Dog...

[RevDog]

Another one I did... this is probably the best one.

One Saturday night we went to a mates for a piss up. He lived at home but his parents were out for the night so we had the place to ourselves, there was probably a good 15 of us. Anyway the mate is kind of annoying when he is drunk, and drunk he was. So I went into his parents room and went into their laundry basket and found a pair of his mum's worn panties and pocketed them. So I go back out into the living room and tell him to come out the back because theres something I wanted to tell him. So we go out the back and I start telling him some bs about how I hooked up with a hot girl we used to go to school with and after I was finished with her I stole her panties. He didn't believe me, so I pulled out his mum's which were in my pocket, waved them infront of his face and told him to take a sniff if he didn't believe me..... which he proceeded to do. He gave me a high 5 and called me a champ and asked me if he could keep them, which I allowed. So he is running around smelling them telling our mates what had happened and to take a sniff etc. Now at this point I had to leave the room because I was about to explode from laughter, no one but me knew what truly was going on. So I went back outside on my own to cool off when another mate came out to see if I was okay, so I let him in on the secret and he thought it was gold and told me to not say anything untill later and he would tell everyone else what was going on but not let the mate know it was his mum's panties he was runing around with.

Long story short, one by one each of the other mates found out about what was going on. Now I should mention this guy's mum is not bad for an older bird, she looks after herself anyway. How is that relevant? I don't really know other then all his mates know what she smells like downtown. So yeah after a couple of hours of torment letting him believe he was holding some hot bird's undies, one of the guys goes in the most serious of tones "I can't take it any more, dude you sniffed your old girl's jocks" and we all burst out in laughter. The guy was shattered.

That is an absolute classic.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Copulator I think you are looking for the C*** thread not the dog thread!

 

[Copulator]

Copulator I think you are looking for the C*** thread not the dog thread!

lol

I still watch my back to this day, expecting some form of revenge

 

[Mr Meeseeks]

Not sure if this one has been said but..

When you're in a car with a bunch of people and a great sing along song comes on so you turn it up really loud and everyone starts belting it out, then you wait til about half way through the song and stealthily lean over and turn the stereo off.
They all keep singing for a second or 2, as out of tune as hell. Funny stuff, that is Everyone gets so embarrassed!

You absolute dog.

Thats pure evil. Makes Copulator look like a Saint.

 

[WALL-e]

Another one I did... this is probably the best one.

One Saturday night we went to a mates for a piss up. He lived at home but his parents were out for the night so we had the place to ourselves, there was probably a good 15 of us. Anyway the mate is kind of annoying when he is drunk, and drunk he was. So I went into his parents room and went into their laundry basket and found a pair of his mum's worn panties and pocketed them. So I go back out into the living room and tell him to come out the back because theres something I wanted to tell him. So we go out the back and I start telling him some bs about how I hooked up with a hot girl we used to go to school with and after I was finished with her I stole her panties. He didn't believe me, so I pulled out his mum's which were in my pocket, waved them infront of his face and told him to take a sniff if he didn't believe me..... which he proceeded to do. He gave me a high 5 and called me a champ and asked me if he could keep them, which I allowed. So he is running around smelling them telling our mates what had happened and to take a sniff etc. Now at this point I had to leave the room because I was about to explode from laughter, no one but me knew what truly was going on. So I went back outside on my own to cool off when another mate came out to see if I was okay, so I let him in on the secret and he thought it was gold and told me to not say anything untill later and he would tell everyone else what was going on but not let the mate know it was his mum's panties he was runing around with.

Long story short, one by one each of the other mates found out about what was going on. Now I should mention this guy's mum is not bad for an older bird, she looks after herself anyway. How is that relevant? I don't really know other then all his mates know what she smells like downtown. So yeah after a couple of hours of torment letting him believe he was holding some hot bird's undies, one of the guys goes in the most serious of tones "I can't take it any more, dude you sniffed your old girl's jocks" and we all burst out in laughter. The guy was shattered.

Winner.

Take that annoying drunks.

 

[Bulldog Breed]

Driving through big puddles on the sides of roads where people are either walking or waiting at a bus stop= hilarious

When I go to school I have to walk along a main road for no more than a minute, but whenever it rains there is always a massive puddle at the end of a certain driveway. Cars that drive past are only a good feet or two away from it, every time I walk past I dread every moment of it. I'm still waiting for the day when somebody decides it'd be funny to soak me.

 

[Invigoration]

Both posts

I ****ing love you

 

[Cruyff14]

Closing the doors on lifts as quick as possible when you're in there by yourself and you know other people are coming. I'd much rather be in a lift on my own than share it with a bunch of strangers.

Can be awkward though when people rush to the lift and stick their hand in the door before it closes. Then you have to apologise and pretend you didn't see them, even though they probably know you were being a dog and trying to close it before they got there. Makes for an even more awkward lift ride than normal.

I also do this. Brilliant.

 

[JG22]

When walking/riding past traffic lights I’d hit the button to cross the road even though I wasn’t crossing and then just keep walking

 

[perthblue]

It really worries me how many people think it's perfectly fine to drive way below the limit when being tailgated, or box cars in, or block cars from passing, just because they don't like the way that they're driving.

Speeders/tailgaters are dumb and dangerous, I agree, but the road is not your arena for petty revenge. You are being equally as dangerous and inconsiderate as the other person.

 

[Engimal v3]

Sometimes I'll head over into Bourke St Mall with a tube of glue and stick $1 and $2 coins in the middle of the tram tracks. I love seeing the face of homeless people when they desperately try to get a grip on these coins before the tram runs them over.

 

[JG22]

It really worries me how many people think it's perfectly fine to drive way below the limit when being tailgated, or box cars in, or block cars from passing, just because they don't like the way that they're driving.

Speeders/tailgaters are dumb and dangerous, I agree, but the road is not your arena for petty revenge. You are being equally as dangerous and inconsiderate as the other person.

It’s a tough one

If you are pressured into moving their speed then it could continually get worse and you kind of rewarding bad behaviour

 

[Cruyff14]

I'll keep my headphones on to avoid talking to people I don't want to talk to at work.

 

[perthblue]

It’s a tough one

If you are pressured into moving their speed then it could continually get worse and you kind of rewarding bad behaviour

don't frame it as rewarding/punishing. your role on the road isn't to discipline other drivers, its to drive safely.

 

[Gameova_]

Some of you are evil....

 

[Shell]

Yeh i have nothing to contribute to this thread

I'll keep my headphones on to avoid talking to people I don't want to talk to at work.

Things that SHIIIIIT ME: ppl interrupting you when you have headphones in

 

[Shell]

don't frame it as rewarding/punishing. your role on the road isn't to discipline other drivers, its to drive safely.

He has a point tho. Am ****ing sick of being tailgated by dumb pricks every single day and im doing the speed limit. One day im gonna go postal....

 

[JG22]

More when I was a kid

Used to deliberately make a mess at Maccas/restaurants

Who cares

 

[Cruyff14]

Yeh i have nothing to contribute to this thread



Things that SHIIIIIT ME: ppl interrupting you when you have headphones in

I mean, if they actually need to talk to you, sure.

But to talk about general stuff, pee off. They're in for a reason. Leave me alone.

 

[Engimal v3]

I'll keep my headphones on to avoid talking to people I don't want to talk to at work.

I think it's more of a dog move to try to talk to someone with headphones on. My colleague (who thankfully works on a different level now) was a serial pest like that.

 

[Shell]

I think it's more of a dog move to try to talk to someone with headphones on. My colleague (who thankfully works on a different level now) was a serial pest like that.

Or lol what about ones who just talk to you (dont gesture nothing ) like you can hear them just fine with the headphones in.

 

[raskolnikov]

I freaking hate air conditioning on when there is no real need for it. There is a woman at work who switches the air conditioning on all the time. I turn it off again when she's out of the room.

 

[Cruyff14]

Did laugh at that.

 

[Shell]

Take it further put the heater on

 

[Quivorir]

We have a woman at work who will put both heaters on the second she walks in. That wasn't enough for her so she ended up buying a little heater to go under her desk too. She would not take the hint, we ended up hiding the remotes to the heaters.